My Gundam

by Ladymage Samiko

Cowritten with Hecate of the Crossroads, my companion in insanity. The Gundam pilots have a new assignment: their teacher wants them to write poems about their Gundams. We have no excuse for this except that it was finals week. Enough said.

1. Chang Wufei

My Gundam

My Gundam is strong,

Weak is bad.

My Gundam is long.

Weak is bad.

I like ping-pong.

Weak is bad.

Weak things should be destroyed.

My Gundam will do it.

Poems are weak.

Poets are weak.

My Gundam eats poets.

My Gundam is strong.

--Chang Wufei