Future Trunks Returns
by Saiyan
Ch. 2 Startling Development
Chibi Trunks looked at it without really understanding how it was possible for it to be there. He slowly walked over to it, making sure not to draw anyone's attention to himself. When he got to the other side of Capsule Corp he saw another Future Trunks.
"This is for poking Goten in the eye and calling him stupid!" Chibi Trunks said as he kicked Future Trunks in the ankle
(Note: At this point there are 3 different Trunks, I will call the new one Future Trunks)
"Oww" Future Trunks almost yelled as he grabbed his ankle in pain
"What did I ever do to you?" Future Trunks asked confused as to why Chibi Trunks would kick him
"You poked Goten in the eye and called him stupid, and I don't like that" Chibi Trunks said
"No I didn't, I've never even heard of Goten" Future Trunks said sincerely
"Really? So you aren't him?" Chibi Trunks asked pointing to Trunks
"No" Future Trunks said
"You HAVE to be him, if you weren't you two wouldn't look identical" Chibi Trunks stated
About this time Goten had found his way to the place where Chibi Trunks and Future Trunks were talking. Goten walked up to Future Trunks and grabbed his right index finger.
"Goten dumb, Goten dumb" Goten said as he forced Future Trunks' finger to poke him in the eye
Future Trunks pulled his finger back and gave Goten a look that said "You are one fucked up little kid"
"Who is this?" Future Trunks asked while still giving Goten the same look
"This is Goten, he's my best friend" Chibi Trunks said
Well I hate to be thinking this but he must be Goku's kid to be that dumb Future Trunks thought
"So who's kid is he anyway?" Future Trunks asked Chibi Trunks
"He's the son of Goku and Chi Chi" Chibi Trunks said
"So that's why he is acting like this" Future Trunks said
"Yea, but he doesn't normally make people poke him in the eye" Chibi Trunks stated
"Well what does he normally do?" Future Trunks asked
"He normally runs into walls and jacks off to Brittany Spears posters" Chibi Trunks replied
"I'm sorry I asked" Future Trunks said, obviously more than a little freaked out
"EEWWWW!" Future Trunks yelled as he dropped to the ground and grabbed his head
"WHAT?" Chibi Trunks asked in a scared voice
"I just got a mental picture, get it out, GET IT OUT!" Future Trunks yelled as he hit his head with his hand in a desperate attempt to get the mental picture out of his head
"Oh man, he really needs to learn to empty his mind at will like I can" Chibi Trunks said to himself
"My mind is always empty" Goten said happily
Chibi Trunks ignored him and after almost 5 minutes Future Trunks finally got the picture out of his head.
"Oh man, I thought I might have to blast myself there for a little bit" Future Trunks said
"So how did you get here?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Well when two people really love each other they have sex which creates a baby and I was the baby of Bulma and Vegeta" Future Trunks said
"Really? I thought that some stupid ugly bird with a big mouth delivered babies" Chibi Trunks said sincerely
"Nope" Future Trunks replied
"So how does sex work? Is it anything like that?" Chibi Trunks asked pointing to where Trunks was
"Oh SHIT!" Future Trunks yelled
"What?" Chibi Trunks asked
"He's fucking Android 18, that should be ME fucking her!" Future Trunks stated
"So is that sex?" Chibi Trunks asked again
"I'll say, she's one horney bitch" Future Trunks said as he began to stare
"What are you doing here anyway?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Oh I'm..um..uh" Future Trunks was staring so hard he'd forgotten that the question was asked
"What the FUCK are you doing here?" Chibi Trunks yelled in his ear
"Oh yea, I'm here to destroy him" Future Trunks said as he began to look away from the sex show that was going on
"You mean the other Trunks?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Yea" Future Trunks said
"But why? Wouldn't that be suicide?" Chibi Trunks asked
"No, it wouldn't be suicide" Future Trunks stated
"Why not?" Chibi Trunks asked hoping for a good answer
"Because he isn't me" Future Trunks said
"What do you mean he isn't you? This isn't making any sense" Chibi Trunks said obviously confused
"I mean just that, he isn't me" Future Trunks stated
(What does Future Trunks mean? What in the world is he talking about? Has he been smoking crack? You have to read the next chapter to find out)
Ch. 2 Startling Development
Chibi Trunks looked at it without really understanding how it was possible for it to be there. He slowly walked over to it, making sure not to draw anyone's attention to himself. When he got to the other side of Capsule Corp he saw another Future Trunks.
"This is for poking Goten in the eye and calling him stupid!" Chibi Trunks said as he kicked Future Trunks in the ankle
(Note: At this point there are 3 different Trunks, I will call the new one Future Trunks)
"Oww" Future Trunks almost yelled as he grabbed his ankle in pain
"What did I ever do to you?" Future Trunks asked confused as to why Chibi Trunks would kick him
"You poked Goten in the eye and called him stupid, and I don't like that" Chibi Trunks said
"No I didn't, I've never even heard of Goten" Future Trunks said sincerely
"Really? So you aren't him?" Chibi Trunks asked pointing to Trunks
"No" Future Trunks said
"You HAVE to be him, if you weren't you two wouldn't look identical" Chibi Trunks stated
About this time Goten had found his way to the place where Chibi Trunks and Future Trunks were talking. Goten walked up to Future Trunks and grabbed his right index finger.
"Goten dumb, Goten dumb" Goten said as he forced Future Trunks' finger to poke him in the eye
Future Trunks pulled his finger back and gave Goten a look that said "You are one fucked up little kid"
"Who is this?" Future Trunks asked while still giving Goten the same look
"This is Goten, he's my best friend" Chibi Trunks said
Well I hate to be thinking this but he must be Goku's kid to be that dumb Future Trunks thought
"So who's kid is he anyway?" Future Trunks asked Chibi Trunks
"He's the son of Goku and Chi Chi" Chibi Trunks said
"So that's why he is acting like this" Future Trunks said
"Yea, but he doesn't normally make people poke him in the eye" Chibi Trunks stated
"Well what does he normally do?" Future Trunks asked
"He normally runs into walls and jacks off to Brittany Spears posters" Chibi Trunks replied
"I'm sorry I asked" Future Trunks said, obviously more than a little freaked out
"EEWWWW!" Future Trunks yelled as he dropped to the ground and grabbed his head
"WHAT?" Chibi Trunks asked in a scared voice
"I just got a mental picture, get it out, GET IT OUT!" Future Trunks yelled as he hit his head with his hand in a desperate attempt to get the mental picture out of his head
"Oh man, he really needs to learn to empty his mind at will like I can" Chibi Trunks said to himself
"My mind is always empty" Goten said happily
Chibi Trunks ignored him and after almost 5 minutes Future Trunks finally got the picture out of his head.
"Oh man, I thought I might have to blast myself there for a little bit" Future Trunks said
"So how did you get here?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Well when two people really love each other they have sex which creates a baby and I was the baby of Bulma and Vegeta" Future Trunks said
"Really? I thought that some stupid ugly bird with a big mouth delivered babies" Chibi Trunks said sincerely
"Nope" Future Trunks replied
"So how does sex work? Is it anything like that?" Chibi Trunks asked pointing to where Trunks was
"Oh SHIT!" Future Trunks yelled
"What?" Chibi Trunks asked
"He's fucking Android 18, that should be ME fucking her!" Future Trunks stated
"So is that sex?" Chibi Trunks asked again
"I'll say, she's one horney bitch" Future Trunks said as he began to stare
"What are you doing here anyway?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Oh I'm..um..uh" Future Trunks was staring so hard he'd forgotten that the question was asked
"What the FUCK are you doing here?" Chibi Trunks yelled in his ear
"Oh yea, I'm here to destroy him" Future Trunks said as he began to look away from the sex show that was going on
"You mean the other Trunks?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Yea" Future Trunks said
"But why? Wouldn't that be suicide?" Chibi Trunks asked
"No, it wouldn't be suicide" Future Trunks stated
"Why not?" Chibi Trunks asked hoping for a good answer
"Because he isn't me" Future Trunks said
"What do you mean he isn't you? This isn't making any sense" Chibi Trunks said obviously confused
"I mean just that, he isn't me" Future Trunks stated
(What does Future Trunks mean? What in the world is he talking about? Has he been smoking crack? You have to read the next chapter to find out)