Future Trunks Returns
by Saiyan
Ch. 3 Prepared to Fight
"But he HAS to be you, if he isn't then who is he?" Chibi Trunks asked desperate for this to all make sense
"He is an android" Future Trunks stated
"How can HE be an android? He's made of flesh and bone" Chibi Trunks asked
"Oh HELL YEA, I didn't know you were a Bone Thugs fan" Future Trunks said excitedly
Note to self: Never become as stupid as him Chibi Trunks thought
"NO, not Flesh n Bone, flesh and bone, like skin type flesh" Chibi Trunks said
"Oh" Trunks said
"You still haven't answered my question" Chibi Trunks said getting a little impatient
"Oh yea, well he is similar to Cell" Future Trunks said
Chibi Trunks had heard of Cell from his father and Goku and from what he knew Cell was made up of all of their cells.
"You mean he has all of our cells in him?" Chibi Trunks asked
"No, I mean he does not require gears to survive" Future Trunks explained
"Then why does he look like you?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Well as far as I can figure Dr. Gero was infatuated with me" Future Trunks said with a shiver
"That has to be one of the most disgusting things I have heard since last week" Chibi Trunks said
"What did you hear last week?" Future Trunks asked
"I heard the words 'Give it to me big daddy' coming from mom and dad's room and a lot of crashes and moaning" Chibi Trunks said
Future Trunks' face twisted to a look of pure horror as he heard Chibi Trunks' words.
"Uh..are you ok?" Chibi Trunks asked seeing the obvious horrified look in Future Trunks' face and eyes
Future Trunks then dropped to the ground and began to suck his thumb.
"What's wrong with him?" Goten asked pointing at Future Trunks
"He's gone into a catatonic state, I've heard of these, sometimes when people experience a truly traumatic or horrifying event the person's mind will regress to the infant stage as a way of putting it out of their mind until they can handle the idea" Chibi Trunks explained
"I have a thumb" Goten replied completely ignoring Chibi Trunks' explanation
"Yes you do" Chibi Trunks said with a tone of voice that said "why do you have to have Goku's intelligence".
Chibi Trunks waited almost 45 minutes for Future Trunks to come back to normal and Goten stared at his thumb for 45 minutes. Soon Future Trunks came back to normal.
"Are you ok?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Yea, I think so" Future Trunks replied as he stood up
"You remember anything?" Chibi Trunks asked
"I remember you told me something disgusting, but I can't remember what" Future Trunks said
His mind must not be ready for the idea, I wonder why he responded like that? Chibi Trunks thought obviously not fully understanding what he heard last week
"What happened?" Future Trunks asked
"Um..you started to suck you're thumb" Chibi Trunks said hesitantly
"Well it's a good thing that Dr. Gero wasn't around or else I might have ended up sucking more than that without being aware of it" Future Trunks said with a shiver
Chibi Trunks did not know what he was talking about but decided it was best not to ask.
"Well now that you're back to normal, why is everyone taking this from him?" Chibi Trunks asked
"What do you mean?" Future Trunks asked
"He is being really mean to all of them and he even insulted, hit, and then kicked my father and all my father did was laugh about it" Chibi Trunks said
"Well I can think of two possibilities, one the android used the hypnotic light that we put on the time machine incase we accidentally ended up in hostile situations, or two Vegeta is a masochist." Future Trunks said
Chibi Trunks didn't know what a masochist was but he was sure Vegeta wasn't one. One reason for this is that it would make more sense for Vegeta to take this if he was hypnotized than if he was not.
"Well I think he was hypnotized" Chibi Trunks said
"Are you sure? After all don't you think Vegeta likes pain just a little too much?" Future Trunks asked
"Well maybe" Chibi Trunks replied
"So maybe he gets sexual pleasure from it" Future Trunks said
"But that Trunks insulted him and he would never take an insult from anyone" Chibi Trunks said
"I suppose you're right" Future Trunks said
"So how do we stop him?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Well I have an idea, but I need you're help" Future Trunks said
"Sure anything, what do you need me to do?" Chibi Trunks asked
"I need you to dress up like a little girl and get him to have sex with you" Future Trunks said
"HELL NO! I'm NOT going to have sex with a MAN!" Chibi Trunks yelled
"Well fine then, let Vegeta get his ass kicked" Future Trunks said
"I've already been born so I don't give a fuck, that android can kick him in the nuts all he wants to" Chibi Trunks said
"Ok then, I'll come up with a different plan if you're going to get picky" Future Trunks said
"You'd better" Chibi Trunks threatened
"How about.." Future Trunks began but Chibi Trunks knew exactly what he was going to suggest
"I am NOT going to allow Goten to have sex with him either!" Chibi Trunks stated getting annoyed with Future Trunks' suggestions
"Ok then how about we just run up there and attack him together" Future Trunks said completely out of ideas
"Fine" Chibi Trunks agreed
"Ok here's what we will do, you will run up and fight him while I have sex with android 18" Future Trunks said
"NO! NO SEX!" Chibi Trunks yelled
"How about after he's dead?" Future Trunks asked
"Fine" Chibi Trunks said angrily
"He might be really tough though, so maybe we should kill him when he's sleeping" Future Trunks said
"He's a FUCKING ANDROID! Androids don't need to sleep!" Chibi Trunks said
"Oh yea, well then I guess we're screwed, I really wish I was being screwed right now" Future Trunks said
"Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP! Why the hell is everything about sex with you?" Chibi Trunks asked annoyed
"Well I guess it's the only thing that can make me forget that I'm a loser who's dad is dead along with everyone else that could have helped him fight the androids" Future Trunks said sadly
"Or maybe you're just a fucking ECCHI!" Chibi Trunks yelled
"Yea that's probably it!" Future Trunks said happily
"I wanna help fight him" Goten said
"Well ok I don't see what's wrong with having a decoy, you might be able to wear him down before he kills you" Future Trunks said
"I will NOT allow him to be a decoy you BASTARD!" Chibi Trunks said
"Ok then we will not use him as a decoy" Future Trunks said
"Wait a minute, how do I know you aren't the android?" Chibi Trunks asked
"That's ridiculous, I can't be the android, I would have a silk cape and one of those rubber things that swimmers wear on their heads to keep their hair from getting wet if I was" Future Trunks stated
"You aren't making any sense!" Chibi Trunks yelled
"Well I'd be making more than cents if I was android 18's pimp" Future Trunks said
"Forget it you idiot, I will defeat him myself" Chibi Trunks said as he started to walk to the other side of Capsule Corp.
"Wait, I have to reverse the hypnosis" Future Trunks said
"So I see you actually have something intelligent to say" Chibi Trunks said
"For you're information having sex with android 18 would be very intelligent, she is one hot slut" Future Trunks said
"Enough of this, stop talking about sex NOW!" Chibi Trunks yelled
"Ok" Future Trunks said sadly
"How can you reverse the effect anyway?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Well in the time machine there is a button that I have to push to stop the hypnotic waves from being emitted" Future Trunks said
"If hypnotic waves are being emitted then wouldn't we get hypnotized if we got near it?" Chibi Trunks asked
"No, the waves only affect those who saw the bright light, and for some strange reason you two didn't see it" Future Trunks said
"It's because we were in the building" Chibi Trunks said
"Well that explains it, now I need a distraction to get to the time machine" Future Trunks said
Chibi Trunks felt his stomach turn. He could only think of one way to distract everyone, and that was to do to Goten what Trunks had done to him earlier.
"I can't think of any ideas" Chibi Trunks lied
"Well then just poke him in the eye" Future Trunks said
"I can't do that, he's my friend" Chibi Trunks said
"Well then come up with something else quick" Future Trunks said
Chibi Trunks got a great idea. It would humiliate him a great deal but that was better than him humiliating his friend Goten.
"Ok I got an idea, I'll be out in a few minutes" Chibi Trunks said as he ran into Capsule Corp
He ran up to his mom's office. He knew that she'd never throw away anything from his childhood and he hoped it still fit. He searched her closet frantically and finally found it. It was a pair of pajamas that were shaped to look like a teddy bear. Chibi Trunks cringed at having to wear it but he really had no choice. He put it on and ran down stairs and out the door. He approached Future Trunks.
"How's this for a distraction?" Chibi Trunks asked
Future Trunks looked at him in his teddy bear pajamas and began laughing. He didn't care that this was a younger version of himself, all he knew is that this kid looked really stupid wearing that.
"Stop laughing" Chibi Trunks said
Future Trunks was barely able to stop laughing.
"Ok now what?" He asked holding back a laugh
"Now we kill him" Chibi Trunks said
(Will they be able to kill the android Trunks? Will Future Trunks be able to turn the hypnotic waves off before the android notices? Will Chibi Trunks be humiliated for life? You have to read the next chapter to find out)
Ch. 3 Prepared to Fight
"But he HAS to be you, if he isn't then who is he?" Chibi Trunks asked desperate for this to all make sense
"He is an android" Future Trunks stated
"How can HE be an android? He's made of flesh and bone" Chibi Trunks asked
"Oh HELL YEA, I didn't know you were a Bone Thugs fan" Future Trunks said excitedly
Note to self: Never become as stupid as him Chibi Trunks thought
"NO, not Flesh n Bone, flesh and bone, like skin type flesh" Chibi Trunks said
"Oh" Trunks said
"You still haven't answered my question" Chibi Trunks said getting a little impatient
"Oh yea, well he is similar to Cell" Future Trunks said
Chibi Trunks had heard of Cell from his father and Goku and from what he knew Cell was made up of all of their cells.
"You mean he has all of our cells in him?" Chibi Trunks asked
"No, I mean he does not require gears to survive" Future Trunks explained
"Then why does he look like you?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Well as far as I can figure Dr. Gero was infatuated with me" Future Trunks said with a shiver
"That has to be one of the most disgusting things I have heard since last week" Chibi Trunks said
"What did you hear last week?" Future Trunks asked
"I heard the words 'Give it to me big daddy' coming from mom and dad's room and a lot of crashes and moaning" Chibi Trunks said
Future Trunks' face twisted to a look of pure horror as he heard Chibi Trunks' words.
"Uh..are you ok?" Chibi Trunks asked seeing the obvious horrified look in Future Trunks' face and eyes
Future Trunks then dropped to the ground and began to suck his thumb.
"What's wrong with him?" Goten asked pointing at Future Trunks
"He's gone into a catatonic state, I've heard of these, sometimes when people experience a truly traumatic or horrifying event the person's mind will regress to the infant stage as a way of putting it out of their mind until they can handle the idea" Chibi Trunks explained
"I have a thumb" Goten replied completely ignoring Chibi Trunks' explanation
"Yes you do" Chibi Trunks said with a tone of voice that said "why do you have to have Goku's intelligence".
Chibi Trunks waited almost 45 minutes for Future Trunks to come back to normal and Goten stared at his thumb for 45 minutes. Soon Future Trunks came back to normal.
"Are you ok?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Yea, I think so" Future Trunks replied as he stood up
"You remember anything?" Chibi Trunks asked
"I remember you told me something disgusting, but I can't remember what" Future Trunks said
His mind must not be ready for the idea, I wonder why he responded like that? Chibi Trunks thought obviously not fully understanding what he heard last week
"What happened?" Future Trunks asked
"Um..you started to suck you're thumb" Chibi Trunks said hesitantly
"Well it's a good thing that Dr. Gero wasn't around or else I might have ended up sucking more than that without being aware of it" Future Trunks said with a shiver
Chibi Trunks did not know what he was talking about but decided it was best not to ask.
"Well now that you're back to normal, why is everyone taking this from him?" Chibi Trunks asked
"What do you mean?" Future Trunks asked
"He is being really mean to all of them and he even insulted, hit, and then kicked my father and all my father did was laugh about it" Chibi Trunks said
"Well I can think of two possibilities, one the android used the hypnotic light that we put on the time machine incase we accidentally ended up in hostile situations, or two Vegeta is a masochist." Future Trunks said
Chibi Trunks didn't know what a masochist was but he was sure Vegeta wasn't one. One reason for this is that it would make more sense for Vegeta to take this if he was hypnotized than if he was not.
"Well I think he was hypnotized" Chibi Trunks said
"Are you sure? After all don't you think Vegeta likes pain just a little too much?" Future Trunks asked
"Well maybe" Chibi Trunks replied
"So maybe he gets sexual pleasure from it" Future Trunks said
"But that Trunks insulted him and he would never take an insult from anyone" Chibi Trunks said
"I suppose you're right" Future Trunks said
"So how do we stop him?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Well I have an idea, but I need you're help" Future Trunks said
"Sure anything, what do you need me to do?" Chibi Trunks asked
"I need you to dress up like a little girl and get him to have sex with you" Future Trunks said
"HELL NO! I'm NOT going to have sex with a MAN!" Chibi Trunks yelled
"Well fine then, let Vegeta get his ass kicked" Future Trunks said
"I've already been born so I don't give a fuck, that android can kick him in the nuts all he wants to" Chibi Trunks said
"Ok then, I'll come up with a different plan if you're going to get picky" Future Trunks said
"You'd better" Chibi Trunks threatened
"How about.." Future Trunks began but Chibi Trunks knew exactly what he was going to suggest
"I am NOT going to allow Goten to have sex with him either!" Chibi Trunks stated getting annoyed with Future Trunks' suggestions
"Ok then how about we just run up there and attack him together" Future Trunks said completely out of ideas
"Fine" Chibi Trunks agreed
"Ok here's what we will do, you will run up and fight him while I have sex with android 18" Future Trunks said
"NO! NO SEX!" Chibi Trunks yelled
"How about after he's dead?" Future Trunks asked
"Fine" Chibi Trunks said angrily
"He might be really tough though, so maybe we should kill him when he's sleeping" Future Trunks said
"He's a FUCKING ANDROID! Androids don't need to sleep!" Chibi Trunks said
"Oh yea, well then I guess we're screwed, I really wish I was being screwed right now" Future Trunks said
"Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP! Why the hell is everything about sex with you?" Chibi Trunks asked annoyed
"Well I guess it's the only thing that can make me forget that I'm a loser who's dad is dead along with everyone else that could have helped him fight the androids" Future Trunks said sadly
"Or maybe you're just a fucking ECCHI!" Chibi Trunks yelled
"Yea that's probably it!" Future Trunks said happily
"I wanna help fight him" Goten said
"Well ok I don't see what's wrong with having a decoy, you might be able to wear him down before he kills you" Future Trunks said
"I will NOT allow him to be a decoy you BASTARD!" Chibi Trunks said
"Ok then we will not use him as a decoy" Future Trunks said
"Wait a minute, how do I know you aren't the android?" Chibi Trunks asked
"That's ridiculous, I can't be the android, I would have a silk cape and one of those rubber things that swimmers wear on their heads to keep their hair from getting wet if I was" Future Trunks stated
"You aren't making any sense!" Chibi Trunks yelled
"Well I'd be making more than cents if I was android 18's pimp" Future Trunks said
"Forget it you idiot, I will defeat him myself" Chibi Trunks said as he started to walk to the other side of Capsule Corp.
"Wait, I have to reverse the hypnosis" Future Trunks said
"So I see you actually have something intelligent to say" Chibi Trunks said
"For you're information having sex with android 18 would be very intelligent, she is one hot slut" Future Trunks said
"Enough of this, stop talking about sex NOW!" Chibi Trunks yelled
"Ok" Future Trunks said sadly
"How can you reverse the effect anyway?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Well in the time machine there is a button that I have to push to stop the hypnotic waves from being emitted" Future Trunks said
"If hypnotic waves are being emitted then wouldn't we get hypnotized if we got near it?" Chibi Trunks asked
"No, the waves only affect those who saw the bright light, and for some strange reason you two didn't see it" Future Trunks said
"It's because we were in the building" Chibi Trunks said
"Well that explains it, now I need a distraction to get to the time machine" Future Trunks said
Chibi Trunks felt his stomach turn. He could only think of one way to distract everyone, and that was to do to Goten what Trunks had done to him earlier.
"I can't think of any ideas" Chibi Trunks lied
"Well then just poke him in the eye" Future Trunks said
"I can't do that, he's my friend" Chibi Trunks said
"Well then come up with something else quick" Future Trunks said
Chibi Trunks got a great idea. It would humiliate him a great deal but that was better than him humiliating his friend Goten.
"Ok I got an idea, I'll be out in a few minutes" Chibi Trunks said as he ran into Capsule Corp
He ran up to his mom's office. He knew that she'd never throw away anything from his childhood and he hoped it still fit. He searched her closet frantically and finally found it. It was a pair of pajamas that were shaped to look like a teddy bear. Chibi Trunks cringed at having to wear it but he really had no choice. He put it on and ran down stairs and out the door. He approached Future Trunks.
"How's this for a distraction?" Chibi Trunks asked
Future Trunks looked at him in his teddy bear pajamas and began laughing. He didn't care that this was a younger version of himself, all he knew is that this kid looked really stupid wearing that.
"Stop laughing" Chibi Trunks said
Future Trunks was barely able to stop laughing.
"Ok now what?" He asked holding back a laugh
"Now we kill him" Chibi Trunks said
(Will they be able to kill the android Trunks? Will Future Trunks be able to turn the hypnotic waves off before the android notices? Will Chibi Trunks be humiliated for life? You have to read the next chapter to find out)