Future Trunks Returns
by Saiyan
(Sorry for not working on this chapter for a while but I had to finish a big assignment for English class that will determine whether or not I graduate so I've been spending most of my time on it, but enough talking about me let's get on with the story)
Ch. 4 The Fight Begins
Chibi Trunks began to walk away when Goten grabbed his shirt.
"I want to go too" Goten said
"Ok" Chibi Trunks replied
"You two distract them while I turn the machine off" Future Trunks said
"Of course, what the fuck do you think we've been talking about this whole time?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Um..I was thinking about what it would be like to fuck android 18's ass" Future Trunks said
"You are one sick bastard" Chibi Trunks said as he and Goten left
They walked up to the others and got their attention.
"Hey you fucks, look over here!" Chibi Trunks yelled
Everyone looked at him and began to laugh. While this was going on Future Trunks snuck behind everyone and walked up to the time machine but he saw something that made him stop. It was android 18, and she was still naked! Future Trunks stared at her as she laughed at Chibi Trunks and he began to drool.
Damnit Trunks, you need to turn the machine off, but then again a little look couldn't hurt. What the fuck am I thinking I can look later for now I have to turn the machine off. But she looks too good to turn away. Trunks thought in a desperate attempt to see as much of android 18 as possible and still be able to turn the machine off in time
"Who the FUCK are you?" Trunks asked
Future Trunks turned around and saw the android right behind him.
"Oh..um..I am..uh..Ella Ragu of the Shadow Skill" Future Trunks said
(Note: Shadow Skill is one kick ass anime movie)
"Oh, well then ok" Trunks said as he started to walk off
Chibi Trunks saw the whole thing.
It's a good thing that that android has that Trunks' intelligence level, or else that wouldn't have worked Chibi Trunks thought
Chibi Trunks began to dance around in his bear pajamas in order to keep everyone's attention. Future Trunks got into the time machine and pushed the button to turn off the hypnotic waves everyone immediately became unhypnotized.
"Wow, look at android 18 everyone!" Yamcha said
Everyone looked at her and saw that she was naked.
"I didn't know that we were going to have this kind of entertainment" Yamcha said staring at android 18
Krillin ran over and gave his wife her clothes and she quickly got dressed. Videl noticed Gohan staring so she hit him hard in the stomach.
"Hey Trunks why did you do that to us?" Goku asked confused
"You fool, I am an android of Trunks" Trunks said
"But you can't be, androids aren't horney" Chi Chi said
"Well this one is, and if you don't believe me I will prove to you just how horney this android can be" Trunks said to Chi Chi
Chi Chi blushed but did not take him up on the offer because Goku was there.
"Why are you hitting on my wife?" Goku asked still confused
"Because I'm an android" Trunks said
"But Cell didn't hit on her" Goku said
"Well I think Cell knew that he didn't have a chance with her" Trunks said
Future Trunks got out of the time machine and looked really disappointed that android 18 was not naked anymore.
"You did this didn't you you jerk?" Trunks asked
"Yea I did" Future Trunks said
"Why damnit, I would have shared them with you" Trunks said
"All I want is 18, and maybe Chi Chi, and Videl" Future Trunks said
"Hey how do you know about Videl?" Gohan asked
"Um..I don't know" Future Trunks said confused
Then I showed up.
"Hey I'm the author of this fanfic and I say he knows about Videl, and I also say I get to have sex with android 18" I said and then ran to 18 but Krillin fired a kamehameha and blasted me to the next dimension
"Well now that we've gotten way off track let's get back on it" Chibi Trunks said
"Ok what were we about to do?" Trunks asked
"I think we were about to fight" Future Trunks said
"Oh yea, wait let me see what is supposed to happen next" Trunks said and then pulled out a script
"It says here that Chibi Trunks is supposed to attack me while I am busy staring at android 18's boobs" Trunks said and then began to stare at android 18's boobs
Chibi Trunks quickly attacked with a punch to the jaw. Trunks flew backward and did a backflip and landed back on his feet.
"Now it's my turn to retaliate" Trunks said and then pulled out a cassette player and put an unlabeled tape in and hit play
Immediately a bunch of fruity voices came on the speakers.
"Oh shit, he knows my only weakness" Goku said
It was N Sync (I think that's how it's spelled) and they were singing one of their songs that sucks ass (actually all their songs suck ass). Goku couldn't resist and began to dance uncontrollably to the music and Gohan joined in.
"I always knew Kakarotto was a little weird, but I never thought he'd listen to this shit, I knew Gohan would though, that boy's always been a little fruity" Vegeta said
"Yea I did too, but of course I wrote this" I said
"How the HELL did you get back here, Q-ball boy killed you?" Vegeta asked me
"Well since this is my fanfic I can do whatever I want so I'm back" I said
"I will NOT let you have sex with my wife" Krillin said
"Fine then, I will have sex with Vegeta's wife" I said
"You will not you BAKA!" Vegeta yelled at me
"Hey this is my fanfic and I can do whatever I want" I said
"Not with the wife of the Prince of the Saiyans you can't" Vegeta said angrily
"Fine then, but I will do something much worse" I said as I snapped my fingers
Vegeta's normal clothes were immediately replaced with a pink tutu and a pair of tap dancing shoes.
"FUCKING SHIT, DAMN SON OF A BITCH, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, DAMN BITCH!" Vegeta yelled as everyone laughed at him
"See I told you" I mocked
"Oh yea, well take this, FINAL FLASH!" Vegeta yelled as he prepared his attack but when he fired it it turned into a bunch of rose pedals.
"What are you trying to do, drown me in roses or something?" I mocked as the rose pedals flew at me
"I'll kill you for that!" Vegeta yelled as he jumped at me and threw a punch
Fortunately I expected it and quickly used my amazing author powers to turn Vegeta into the Golden Corral fairy.
"Ok now that Vegeta has learned not to mess with the amazing Saiyan let's go have sex" I said to Bulma
"I don't think that's in the script" Bulma said as she looked at the script
"No it isn't in it anywhere" Bulma continued
"Damnit, I knew I forgot to add something, oh well maybe in my next fanfic" I said and then vanished
"Damnit Saiyan, get the hell back here, you HAVE to get rid of this shitty music" Piccolo said
"Yea and you have to turn me back to normal!" Vegeta yelled
"Ok then, just stop bitching" I said as I returned
"Easy for you to say, you don't have to listen to N Stink" Piccolo said
"Fine I'll get rid of the music" I said as I snapped my fingers and the tape was eaten Goku and Gohan immediately stopped dancing and looked sad.
"What about me?" Vegeta asked angrily
"Fine" I said as I snapped my fingers and Vegeta turned into Vanilla Ice (the 1994 one)
"Damnit, this isn't funny!" Vegeta yelled
"Ok I'll turn you back to normal FOR REAL this time" I said and then snapped my fingers and Vegeta went back to normal
"See ya baka!" I said as I vanished
Vegeta was now really pissed off.
"Get out of my WAY!" Vegeta yelled as he pushed everyone out of his way and approached the android Trunks.
"You BASTARD! How dare you insult the Prince of the Saiyans and kick him in the nuts!" Vegeta yelled
"He also backhanded you" Future Trunks added
"Now you will die for that!" Vegeta yelled as he powered up his Final Flash
"Don't you think you overuse that move Vegeta" Goku said
"NO!" Vegeta yelled
"I do" I said
"Alright then Mr. High and Mighty author, what should I do?" Vegeta asked
"How about the Beautiful Flying Rose Attack?" I said
"Why the fuck would I do that piece of shit attack?" Vegeta asked angrily
"Because I said so, now DO IT!" I yelled and then vanished again
"Fine you baka" Vegeta mumbled
"Beautiful Flying Rose Attack!" Vegeta yelled as he jumped into the air
Everyone was laughing so hard they were rolling on the ground. Vegeta flew high into the air and came down and landed on the android Trunks' head and crushed it.
"Wow that was a fast battle" Piccolo said
"Wait, what's happening?" Chibi Trunks asked as he saw the android's head was now completely fixed
"I knew that that bastard Saiyan wouldn't let it end that quickly" Vegeta said
The android stood up and began acting like Pauly Shore.
"Hey buuudddddddyyyyy" Trunks said
"Wow, this is one fucked up fanfic" Krillin said
"Tell me about it" Videl said
"Wait I'm getting the urge to have lesbian sex with Videl" 18 said
"Damn you Saiyan! Stop this shit, it isn't funny!" Krillin yelled
"Now I'm losing the urge" 18 said
Krillin looked relieved but then a giant Canadian fell from the sky and landed on his head
"Who are you?" Gohan asked
"I'm a fucking Canadian, eh" the Canadian said
"Wow this just keeps getting more and more fucked up every minute" Goku said
"Hey since when do you say fuck?" Vegeta asked
"I guess since that night I spent with Bulma in the hotel in Palm Springs" Goku said
Vegeta began to beat the shit out of Goku and Chi Chi beat the shit out of Bulma.
"Take this you ANDROID!" Chibi Trunks yelled as he fired a kamehameha which hit the android knocking him into the side of the time machine
"Ha Ha Ha, you can't defeat me, I have a secret weapon" the android Trunks said as he stood up
(What is the android's secret weapon? What tricks does he have up his sleeves? How many more times will I decide to interrupt the story? You have to read the next chapter to find out)
(Sorry for not working on this chapter for a while but I had to finish a big assignment for English class that will determine whether or not I graduate so I've been spending most of my time on it, but enough talking about me let's get on with the story)
Ch. 4 The Fight Begins
Chibi Trunks began to walk away when Goten grabbed his shirt.
"I want to go too" Goten said
"Ok" Chibi Trunks replied
"You two distract them while I turn the machine off" Future Trunks said
"Of course, what the fuck do you think we've been talking about this whole time?" Chibi Trunks asked
"Um..I was thinking about what it would be like to fuck android 18's ass" Future Trunks said
"You are one sick bastard" Chibi Trunks said as he and Goten left
They walked up to the others and got their attention.
"Hey you fucks, look over here!" Chibi Trunks yelled
Everyone looked at him and began to laugh. While this was going on Future Trunks snuck behind everyone and walked up to the time machine but he saw something that made him stop. It was android 18, and she was still naked! Future Trunks stared at her as she laughed at Chibi Trunks and he began to drool.
Damnit Trunks, you need to turn the machine off, but then again a little look couldn't hurt. What the fuck am I thinking I can look later for now I have to turn the machine off. But she looks too good to turn away. Trunks thought in a desperate attempt to see as much of android 18 as possible and still be able to turn the machine off in time
"Who the FUCK are you?" Trunks asked
Future Trunks turned around and saw the android right behind him.
"Oh..um..I am..uh..Ella Ragu of the Shadow Skill" Future Trunks said
(Note: Shadow Skill is one kick ass anime movie)
"Oh, well then ok" Trunks said as he started to walk off
Chibi Trunks saw the whole thing.
It's a good thing that that android has that Trunks' intelligence level, or else that wouldn't have worked Chibi Trunks thought
Chibi Trunks began to dance around in his bear pajamas in order to keep everyone's attention. Future Trunks got into the time machine and pushed the button to turn off the hypnotic waves everyone immediately became unhypnotized.
"Wow, look at android 18 everyone!" Yamcha said
Everyone looked at her and saw that she was naked.
"I didn't know that we were going to have this kind of entertainment" Yamcha said staring at android 18
Krillin ran over and gave his wife her clothes and she quickly got dressed. Videl noticed Gohan staring so she hit him hard in the stomach.
"Hey Trunks why did you do that to us?" Goku asked confused
"You fool, I am an android of Trunks" Trunks said
"But you can't be, androids aren't horney" Chi Chi said
"Well this one is, and if you don't believe me I will prove to you just how horney this android can be" Trunks said to Chi Chi
Chi Chi blushed but did not take him up on the offer because Goku was there.
"Why are you hitting on my wife?" Goku asked still confused
"Because I'm an android" Trunks said
"But Cell didn't hit on her" Goku said
"Well I think Cell knew that he didn't have a chance with her" Trunks said
Future Trunks got out of the time machine and looked really disappointed that android 18 was not naked anymore.
"You did this didn't you you jerk?" Trunks asked
"Yea I did" Future Trunks said
"Why damnit, I would have shared them with you" Trunks said
"All I want is 18, and maybe Chi Chi, and Videl" Future Trunks said
"Hey how do you know about Videl?" Gohan asked
"Um..I don't know" Future Trunks said confused
Then I showed up.
"Hey I'm the author of this fanfic and I say he knows about Videl, and I also say I get to have sex with android 18" I said and then ran to 18 but Krillin fired a kamehameha and blasted me to the next dimension
"Well now that we've gotten way off track let's get back on it" Chibi Trunks said
"Ok what were we about to do?" Trunks asked
"I think we were about to fight" Future Trunks said
"Oh yea, wait let me see what is supposed to happen next" Trunks said and then pulled out a script
"It says here that Chibi Trunks is supposed to attack me while I am busy staring at android 18's boobs" Trunks said and then began to stare at android 18's boobs
Chibi Trunks quickly attacked with a punch to the jaw. Trunks flew backward and did a backflip and landed back on his feet.
"Now it's my turn to retaliate" Trunks said and then pulled out a cassette player and put an unlabeled tape in and hit play
Immediately a bunch of fruity voices came on the speakers.
"Oh shit, he knows my only weakness" Goku said
It was N Sync (I think that's how it's spelled) and they were singing one of their songs that sucks ass (actually all their songs suck ass). Goku couldn't resist and began to dance uncontrollably to the music and Gohan joined in.
"I always knew Kakarotto was a little weird, but I never thought he'd listen to this shit, I knew Gohan would though, that boy's always been a little fruity" Vegeta said
"Yea I did too, but of course I wrote this" I said
"How the HELL did you get back here, Q-ball boy killed you?" Vegeta asked me
"Well since this is my fanfic I can do whatever I want so I'm back" I said
"I will NOT let you have sex with my wife" Krillin said
"Fine then, I will have sex with Vegeta's wife" I said
"You will not you BAKA!" Vegeta yelled at me
"Hey this is my fanfic and I can do whatever I want" I said
"Not with the wife of the Prince of the Saiyans you can't" Vegeta said angrily
"Fine then, but I will do something much worse" I said as I snapped my fingers
Vegeta's normal clothes were immediately replaced with a pink tutu and a pair of tap dancing shoes.
"FUCKING SHIT, DAMN SON OF A BITCH, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, DAMN BITCH!" Vegeta yelled as everyone laughed at him
"See I told you" I mocked
"Oh yea, well take this, FINAL FLASH!" Vegeta yelled as he prepared his attack but when he fired it it turned into a bunch of rose pedals.
"What are you trying to do, drown me in roses or something?" I mocked as the rose pedals flew at me
"I'll kill you for that!" Vegeta yelled as he jumped at me and threw a punch
Fortunately I expected it and quickly used my amazing author powers to turn Vegeta into the Golden Corral fairy.
"Ok now that Vegeta has learned not to mess with the amazing Saiyan let's go have sex" I said to Bulma
"I don't think that's in the script" Bulma said as she looked at the script
"No it isn't in it anywhere" Bulma continued
"Damnit, I knew I forgot to add something, oh well maybe in my next fanfic" I said and then vanished
"Damnit Saiyan, get the hell back here, you HAVE to get rid of this shitty music" Piccolo said
"Yea and you have to turn me back to normal!" Vegeta yelled
"Ok then, just stop bitching" I said as I returned
"Easy for you to say, you don't have to listen to N Stink" Piccolo said
"Fine I'll get rid of the music" I said as I snapped my fingers and the tape was eaten Goku and Gohan immediately stopped dancing and looked sad.
"What about me?" Vegeta asked angrily
"Fine" I said as I snapped my fingers and Vegeta turned into Vanilla Ice (the 1994 one)
"Damnit, this isn't funny!" Vegeta yelled
"Ok I'll turn you back to normal FOR REAL this time" I said and then snapped my fingers and Vegeta went back to normal
"See ya baka!" I said as I vanished
Vegeta was now really pissed off.
"Get out of my WAY!" Vegeta yelled as he pushed everyone out of his way and approached the android Trunks.
"You BASTARD! How dare you insult the Prince of the Saiyans and kick him in the nuts!" Vegeta yelled
"He also backhanded you" Future Trunks added
"Now you will die for that!" Vegeta yelled as he powered up his Final Flash
"Don't you think you overuse that move Vegeta" Goku said
"NO!" Vegeta yelled
"I do" I said
"Alright then Mr. High and Mighty author, what should I do?" Vegeta asked
"How about the Beautiful Flying Rose Attack?" I said
"Why the fuck would I do that piece of shit attack?" Vegeta asked angrily
"Because I said so, now DO IT!" I yelled and then vanished again
"Fine you baka" Vegeta mumbled
"Beautiful Flying Rose Attack!" Vegeta yelled as he jumped into the air
Everyone was laughing so hard they were rolling on the ground. Vegeta flew high into the air and came down and landed on the android Trunks' head and crushed it.
"Wow that was a fast battle" Piccolo said
"Wait, what's happening?" Chibi Trunks asked as he saw the android's head was now completely fixed
"I knew that that bastard Saiyan wouldn't let it end that quickly" Vegeta said
The android stood up and began acting like Pauly Shore.
"Hey buuudddddddyyyyy" Trunks said
"Wow, this is one fucked up fanfic" Krillin said
"Tell me about it" Videl said
"Wait I'm getting the urge to have lesbian sex with Videl" 18 said
"Damn you Saiyan! Stop this shit, it isn't funny!" Krillin yelled
"Now I'm losing the urge" 18 said
Krillin looked relieved but then a giant Canadian fell from the sky and landed on his head
"Who are you?" Gohan asked
"I'm a fucking Canadian, eh" the Canadian said
"Wow this just keeps getting more and more fucked up every minute" Goku said
"Hey since when do you say fuck?" Vegeta asked
"I guess since that night I spent with Bulma in the hotel in Palm Springs" Goku said
Vegeta began to beat the shit out of Goku and Chi Chi beat the shit out of Bulma.
"Take this you ANDROID!" Chibi Trunks yelled as he fired a kamehameha which hit the android knocking him into the side of the time machine
"Ha Ha Ha, you can't defeat me, I have a secret weapon" the android Trunks said as he stood up
(What is the android's secret weapon? What tricks does he have up his sleeves? How many more times will I decide to interrupt the story? You have to read the next chapter to find out)