A/N: I don't own this poor teacup... I don't own anything.. So don't sue me, ok!?
This lady? A psychic? Pah. I have more psychic in my handle than she's got in her whole body. But does she realize that? No... She thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. Trelawney is always frolicking around, humming some weird spell or phrase.. But does she ever stop to care about her magical objects? Nope.
Her room always smells like something died. Something with bad perfume that poured the whole bottle on themselves and then died. It's so smoky that I can barely see anything... Neither can the other blue patterned cups... It's so hot in there I feel like my paint is chipping off and my clay is melting... It's so degrading! My colors are starting to fade, as if that weren't bad enough... There's no end to this woman!
Can you even begin to imagine what it's like to have someone's lips constantly on you? Most people are conservative with the way that they are kissed... Most don't even do it until their teenage years. But I'm only 5 and if I got a knut for every time somebody kissed me, I wouldn't need help from METMA... Some people slurp so annoyingly! They slurp, and then they take forever to finish. It's like, "come on people, drink your freaking tea and get out of here!"
Not to mention how brown my insides have gotten! I was made from fine-quality white clay and do you know how easily that stains? VERY, children, VERY. Trelawney finally started to notice this one day and do you know what she said? She didn't do something simple like give me a cleaning charm or stain remover... NO... She said, "Ew... These cups are disgusting.. I reckon I like the pink ones better." Do you know how annoying that is?! Of course the pinks ones are going to look better! They were made out of cheaper clay that wasn't pure and doesn't stain...
Another thing would be the death threat. Who knew one simple little boy could cause so much destruction? This kid is our He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named... Neville Longbottom! I've lost my uncle, my cousin, my sister and my mother... Of course Neville couldn't take a pink one... Trelawney forbids it! He's dropped so many blue patterned cups that I've lost count. It's sad to think that I might be next...
*KrissyKat suddenly appears on a "Save the Children" type commercial*
Do you feel upset about this suffering, miserable teacup? Do you feel disturbed by the poor way it is being treated? Do you wish that there was something you could do? Well, There is a way, and it won't take up very much of your time. Just e-mail METMA Mandy or go to www.geocities.com/metmamandy for more details on how to save a magical article such as this one. Don't wait. They need your help.. Do it now.
*KrissyKat grins a demented smile*
(A/N: If you liked this, please check out "It's Not Easy Being Leather.." by me. Draco's pants speak out!)