Of course, as the title suggests, Yoshi goes stark-raving mad. Insane. Bonkers. Evil. I normally don't like portraying the characters as evil. Insane, I have little to no problem. Evil......hmmmm.......
WARNING- Contains a usually cute, adorable dinosaur turning cold heartly, uncaringly evil. If you can't handle the image of even a cute fluffy bunny hopping around with a glint in it's eye and carrying a blood-stained butcher knife, you'd probably not read this. Oh yeah, lots of blood and adult language. Limeish, too, so beware.
DEMONIC YOSHI
by Benjamin T. Kitsune
Yoshi couldn't believe it. He just could not believe it. His home, ransacked, and destroyed. Everything of value: His pictures, his games, his TV, his N64, his FOOD, taken. Everything not of value, so there was nothing of his house left. NOTHING. Just a hut that seemingly "collasped". Yoshi considered two things:
-Either the hut collasped and people thought he was dead and taken everything.
-Somebody stole everything and destroyed it.
Yoshi strongly considered the second option, as the house was in a position it wouldn't have lain it if it collasped by itself. Second, the hut itself wouldn't have collasped given it's strong foundation and sturdy supports, it would have lasted for years. Third, it happened only today. Sighing, he went over to his best friend's home. It was pretty far off from the village, but then again, so was his own hut. Yoshi knew of a shortcut to get there faster and took it.
The sight there horrified him, as his best friend's hut had also been destroyed. Shaking his head no, his dove upon the wreckage and threw debris left and right. After about five minutes of digging, he came across a green shoe. Placing it down, he went back to the rubble.
It was another fifteen minutes before Yoshi found her. She was oddly twisted at an angle, and impaled with a support beam. One of her arms was so twisted it was broken and looked as if it would snap if it were twisted any tighter. Blood was all around her. Mostly on herself and the beam support.
From the look of it, any idiot could see she was very, very dead.
Yoshi couldn't stand it anymore. For she was none other than Birdo. True, Baby Mario was said to be Yoshi's best friend, but Yoshi cared for Birdo even more. She was his life. Because, you see, Yoshi was really in love with Birdo, and he was going to tell her that day. This day, which went horribly, terribly wrong. He couldn't find any flowers she'd like, his fruit gift destoryed at the devastation of his home, and her untimely death. Yoshi collasped to his knees, then to all fours, where he started to cry. Pounding on the ground, Yoshi let out a agonizing wail of despair. He had loved her with all his heart, and was too afraid to admit it. When the big day finally came, she was taken. Snatched away with no second thought.
Yoshi cried until he could cry no more. As he painfully got up, he noticed something white and crumpled in her hand. Stumbling over, Yoshi grasped her lifeless hand. Suddenly, Yoshi burst into cries anew as he buried his face into her hand. Managed to get ahold of himself, he worked the paper out of her hand and silently read it to himself........
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Dear Journal,
I can't hold my feelings any longer. I cannot hide from my fear. It's about Yoshi. We're best friends, right? Well, journal, I really hope to change that. I've prayed to the stars night after single painful night, that'd he return my feelings. I have never worked up the courage to do that. Well, it's time. I'm going over to Yoshi's place this afternoon to tell him....that I love hi---
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The rest of the note had a long streak down the paper where the pen must have slipped from her hand. Yoshi was in tears anew. She DID love him back, but she never got to confess her feelings to him.
She didn't even have time to finish writing in her journal.
Yoshi looked at the carnage, and found a small pink box by Birdo's left foot. Another note was crumpled next to it. He calmy walked over to the box, and also read the small little note.
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Birdo + Yoshi = Lovers Forever.
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Yoshi wanted to cry again, but he couldn't. Instead, he looked at the box. Opening it, he saw a small little handheld device. Reaching down, he picked it up. It was bright pink all over, but green in places. Rectanglar, but hexonganal in shape. It was attached to a necklace which could fit even over Yoshi's huge cranium. Yoshi looked for more clues, but found that it belonged to Birdo, and it was one of her most valued possessions. She was to give it to him........Yoshi clenched it and began to cry upon it. It activated, and Yoshi was filled with warmnth and passion, and the light from it shone bright with care and love. It deactivated, but still leaving Yoshi with a feeling that Birdo was not gone. She knew.
Slowly he placed the necklace around his neck. And Yoshi felt her presence.
"Thank you, Birdo." He whispered softly.
Surveying one last look at the armeggeddon, he payed his last respects before tearing himself away.
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Over the course of two months, Yoshi was sad at the loss of his love. However, whenever he felt strongly grieved, he'd grasp the device and it would fill him with warmnth, with knowledge she was still looking over him. However, as the days dragged on, the weeks passed, Yoshi slowly found that each time the more he used it, the less warmnth he felt.
One day, as Yoshi was out on his daily walk, he lost his footing and tumbled down the hillside. Coming to a stop, he found himself in front of a cave. Ever curious, Yoshi entered it. He'd been splukening before. Yoshi usually didn't like caves as they were dark, but his sense of curiousity got the better of him most of the time.
As he went further down, Yoshi found it got colder and much darker. It wasn't two minutes before Yoshi was completely surrounded in the pitch-black darkness. Yoshi wanted to get away, he hated total dark. But some force kept him going, kept him moving forward. Fast. Whenever Yoshi felt tired, he got a sudden boost of energy. Whenever he wanted to slow down, he sped up instead.
Finally, after what seemed like hours, and after many twists and turns, Yoshi found a room with an unnatural light coming from a pitch black pool. It was very confusing to Yoshi. Why was this room the only room in the cave with light? And just how was light coming out of a black pool of water? Suddenly, Yoshi felt that he needed to go to the pool, like it was calling him, summoning him, with an incredible sense of urgency. Yoshi couldn't resist.
As he walked over by the pool, he heard a rapsy voice speak to him. He didn't hear it with his ears, however, but with his mind.
YOU ARE SAD THAT BIRDO IS DEAD, YES?
Yoshi nodded.
WAS IT AN ACCIDENT, YOSHI?
Yoshi was silent. He did not know.
ANSWER ME, YOSHI. WAS IT AN ACCIDENT?
"I D-d-don't know."
TELL ME YOSHI. WHAT DO YOU THINK? THINK OF YOUR OWN HOUSE. WAS _THAT_ AN ACCIDENT, TOO?
"N-no. S-s-somebody destroyed it. It couldn't have been an accident."
WELL, THEN. THERE'S YOUR ANSWER. NO, IT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT, YOSHI. SOMEBODY DID DESTROY YOUR HOURSE. SOMEBODY DID KILL BIRDO. I KNOW WHO IT IS, YOSHI......
"Do you?" Yoshi asked. Suddenly, he was filled with anger. "Who was it?"
I KNOW WHO IT WAS.....
"Then tell me, already!!" Yoshi snapped.
NO. NOT UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING.
"Willing? To do what?"
TO GET REVENGE!! YOU CAN, YOU MUST AVENGE YOUR LOVE'S DEATH! YOU CAN KILL HIM, THE WAY HE KILLED HER!! ARE YOU WILLING TO DO IT?
Suddenly, Yoshi was hit with memories of Birdo. Good ones, bad ones, funny ones, sad ones. The time he surprised her, arguments, just romping around, playing tennis, and just having fun. Yoshi, painfully stricken with grief fell to all fours again, right in front of the back pool. Each memory brought more pain, more unbareful coldness. Yoshi grasped his device with both hands. However, nothing happened. Nothing happened at all.
"Why......why isn't it working??" Yoshi cried.
IT HAD NEVER WORKED IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOSHI. THE ONLY REASON IT GAVE YOU WARMNTH BECAUSE I GAVE YOU WARMNTH, CONSULTION. IT'S OVER, YOSHI. YOU KNOW BIRDO IS GONE. SHE WAS KILLED!! YOU CAN AVENGE HER DEATH......YOU MUST AVENGE HER DEATH.....FOR HER SAKE, AND FOR YOURS.
"Yes." Yoshi said. "Yes. Yes, I must."
YES, YOSHI....USE YOUR DEVICE. GIVE IT TO ME. PUT IT IN THE WATER, HERE. IT WILL GIVE YOU POWER, INCREDIBLE, IMMENSE POWER. USE IT, YOSHI. USE IT TO PUT AN END TO YOUR SUFFERING, USE IT TO KILL THE MURDERER!! USE IT FOR BIRDO! USE IT FOR YOURSELF......
Yoshi grapsed his necklace, and tore it off of him. The device remaining, it slowly dipped it into the dark pool. Then, a change occured. The hexogonal shape turned into a bigger, ovalish shape. The bright pink turned a very dark gray. The green turned to pure black. It let out a final flash, filling Yoshi with the same familiar sense, but as it was changing, the feelings also changed.
Warmnth turned to coldness. Passion turn to rage. Care to neglect. Love into pure hate.
Yoshi grasped his new dark device, and has he peered into it, a flame flickered in his eyes. Rage. Rage that somebody, ANYBODY would have the sense to take away his one true love. The one mistake, which would be the last he would ever make. Yoshi thought of revenge, of what'd he do. Clenching his possession tightly, Yoshi smiled.
A creul, cold, evil smile.
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"First order of buisness." Yoshi said with a cold tint in his voice. It had been a few days since his device had been warped. Since then, he'd never been the same. He never smiled, only sneered. He always laughed a cold, unmerry laugh. He glared constantly, and his voice has was harsh and fast, not merry and cheerful like it had always been.
Mario was concered about Yoshi. It seemed Birdo's death had dealt a heavy blow to him. He became very moody and kept to himself. He also lashed out at people, and was never seen without his device.
The device. Mario suddenly noticed Yoshi did not have the pink and green hexogonal device he always had with him, instead a elliptical dark gray and black one. Yoshi spoke again, iterruppting his train of thought.
"We work on the garden, then rebuild the fence. After that we'll paint the houses." Yoshi said. Before Birdo's death, Yoshi had joined a help group for families in need after Bowser attacked. There weren't any recent attacks, but Yoshi had pledged to help out. A few months later, Yoshi kept his promise by heading the group himself.
"Okay, let's move out!" Yoshi said. After the group had left to do thier jobs, Yoshi turned and walked into a shed, the temporary HQ. Clenching his device, Yoshi looked at it.
"Now, who exactly would kill Birdo.....?" Yoshi asked himself. He thought for a moment. "Could it be Toad? He wants to have a girlfriend, and by seeing Birdo and I together, he obivously had gotten jealous at us. So, he must have done it! Beware, Toad, for I will have my revenge." Yoshi held his device even tighter and smiling an evil smile.
"Hey, Toad! Toad!" Yoshi called out as he ran up to him.
"Yes, Yoshi, what is it?" Toad asked. A couple of people looked at Yoshi.
"I need to speak to you about something....." Yoshi said, trailing off. The others looked confused, espeacilly Toad, but he went along with Yoshi. After some time, he and Yoshi came to a small clearing in the woods.
"What did you need to speak to me about?" Toad asked.
"Oh.....nothing.....just a few questions......."
"Such as?"
"Why? Why did you kill......her?" Yoshi asked. Toad was caught off-gaurd.
"Who do you mean, exactly?" Toad asked. Yoshi was silent for a moment, then slowly turned and glared at Toad.
"Don't play stupid with me, Toad. You killed her. You killed Birdo!!" Yoshi grasped Toad around the throat, and held him against a tree.
"Yoshi, what are you talking about!? I never did anything!" Toad protested.
"LAIR!! You selfish, lying son-of-a-bitch!!" Yoshi screamed. "How dare you!?"
"Yoshi--" Toad started, but was cut off by a punch to the cheek.
"Mother fucker!! Bastard!! Asshole!!" Yoshi punched him again and again with every insult he could think of. By the time he was done, Toad's was bleeding from his mouth, nose, and one of his ears. Yoshi kicked him in the stomach, and let him drop to the ground, where he started unceremoniously and dishonoringly kicking him.
"OW! Yoshi...please!" Toad gasped, coughing up blood.
"You greedy slime bucket! You selfish shithead! You were jealous! You couldn't find love, so you took mine away! You shall die for your mistake, Toad. You shall die and I WILL have my revenge!!" Yoshi screamed at him. Yoshi grabbed Toad by the back of his shirt, bent him over on one leg, and smilied evilly.
"Look at me Toad. Take a verrrry good verrrry long look at me. It will be your last." Yoshi spat at him. Toad looked into Yoshi's eyes with pure terror, as he relized too late that Yoshi.....was not Yoshi anymore. The green dinosaur chuckled evily, before opening his mouth and forcefully biting and eating away at Toad's little throat.
Desperate, Toad let out a loud scream. It didn't last very long as Yoshi quickly located and tore out his larynx. Yoshi gleefully laughed a dark, demonic laugh as he slowly devoured Toad...........
"It was horrible! Horrbile, Mario!!" Yoshi wailed as he cried into his friend's chest.
"Now, calm down Yoshi. Just exactly how did this happen again?" Mario inqiured.
"Well, Toad and I were walking, and all of a sudden this hideous creature jumped out at us. I didn't get a very good look at it, as it knocked me down. Toad let out a scream as the creature bit into his neck. I tried to stop him, but he knocked me out cold. The last thing I remember is Toad thrasing about in his dying moments. I don't remember anything else."
"Hmmm......either you're a quick healer Yoshi, or he didn't hit you very hard. The medic checked you three times and found no sort of injury of any kind. Are you sure he hit you?"
"Yes, Mario. Would I lie to a friend as valuable and as close as you?"
"Well, no. No, you wouldn't Yoshi. It's late. Why don't we get some sleep?" Mario asked.
"Yes, why don't we?" Yoshi responded as he got up.
"Well, good night Yoshi." Mario said.
"Good night, Mario." Yoshi replied.
After Mario had went to bed, Yoshi went to the bathroom. Gazing at himself in the mirror, he smiled an evil grin.
He had grown theeth. Long, hideous, sharp, jagged theeth. Yoshi chuckled darkly in the dead of the pitch black night................
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WARNING- Contains a usually cute, adorable dinosaur turning cold heartly, uncaringly evil. If you can't handle the image of even a cute fluffy bunny hopping around with a glint in it's eye and carrying a blood-stained butcher knife, you'd probably not read this. Oh yeah, lots of blood and adult language. Limeish, too, so beware.
DEMONIC YOSHI
by Benjamin T. Kitsune
Yoshi couldn't believe it. He just could not believe it. His home, ransacked, and destroyed. Everything of value: His pictures, his games, his TV, his N64, his FOOD, taken. Everything not of value, so there was nothing of his house left. NOTHING. Just a hut that seemingly "collasped". Yoshi considered two things:
-Either the hut collasped and people thought he was dead and taken everything.
-Somebody stole everything and destroyed it.
Yoshi strongly considered the second option, as the house was in a position it wouldn't have lain it if it collasped by itself. Second, the hut itself wouldn't have collasped given it's strong foundation and sturdy supports, it would have lasted for years. Third, it happened only today. Sighing, he went over to his best friend's home. It was pretty far off from the village, but then again, so was his own hut. Yoshi knew of a shortcut to get there faster and took it.
The sight there horrified him, as his best friend's hut had also been destroyed. Shaking his head no, his dove upon the wreckage and threw debris left and right. After about five minutes of digging, he came across a green shoe. Placing it down, he went back to the rubble.
It was another fifteen minutes before Yoshi found her. She was oddly twisted at an angle, and impaled with a support beam. One of her arms was so twisted it was broken and looked as if it would snap if it were twisted any tighter. Blood was all around her. Mostly on herself and the beam support.
From the look of it, any idiot could see she was very, very dead.
Yoshi couldn't stand it anymore. For she was none other than Birdo. True, Baby Mario was said to be Yoshi's best friend, but Yoshi cared for Birdo even more. She was his life. Because, you see, Yoshi was really in love with Birdo, and he was going to tell her that day. This day, which went horribly, terribly wrong. He couldn't find any flowers she'd like, his fruit gift destoryed at the devastation of his home, and her untimely death. Yoshi collasped to his knees, then to all fours, where he started to cry. Pounding on the ground, Yoshi let out a agonizing wail of despair. He had loved her with all his heart, and was too afraid to admit it. When the big day finally came, she was taken. Snatched away with no second thought.
Yoshi cried until he could cry no more. As he painfully got up, he noticed something white and crumpled in her hand. Stumbling over, Yoshi grasped her lifeless hand. Suddenly, Yoshi burst into cries anew as he buried his face into her hand. Managed to get ahold of himself, he worked the paper out of her hand and silently read it to himself........
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Dear Journal,
I can't hold my feelings any longer. I cannot hide from my fear. It's about Yoshi. We're best friends, right? Well, journal, I really hope to change that. I've prayed to the stars night after single painful night, that'd he return my feelings. I have never worked up the courage to do that. Well, it's time. I'm going over to Yoshi's place this afternoon to tell him....that I love hi---
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The rest of the note had a long streak down the paper where the pen must have slipped from her hand. Yoshi was in tears anew. She DID love him back, but she never got to confess her feelings to him.
She didn't even have time to finish writing in her journal.
Yoshi looked at the carnage, and found a small pink box by Birdo's left foot. Another note was crumpled next to it. He calmy walked over to the box, and also read the small little note.
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Birdo + Yoshi = Lovers Forever.
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Yoshi wanted to cry again, but he couldn't. Instead, he looked at the box. Opening it, he saw a small little handheld device. Reaching down, he picked it up. It was bright pink all over, but green in places. Rectanglar, but hexonganal in shape. It was attached to a necklace which could fit even over Yoshi's huge cranium. Yoshi looked for more clues, but found that it belonged to Birdo, and it was one of her most valued possessions. She was to give it to him........Yoshi clenched it and began to cry upon it. It activated, and Yoshi was filled with warmnth and passion, and the light from it shone bright with care and love. It deactivated, but still leaving Yoshi with a feeling that Birdo was not gone. She knew.
Slowly he placed the necklace around his neck. And Yoshi felt her presence.
"Thank you, Birdo." He whispered softly.
Surveying one last look at the armeggeddon, he payed his last respects before tearing himself away.
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Over the course of two months, Yoshi was sad at the loss of his love. However, whenever he felt strongly grieved, he'd grasp the device and it would fill him with warmnth, with knowledge she was still looking over him. However, as the days dragged on, the weeks passed, Yoshi slowly found that each time the more he used it, the less warmnth he felt.
One day, as Yoshi was out on his daily walk, he lost his footing and tumbled down the hillside. Coming to a stop, he found himself in front of a cave. Ever curious, Yoshi entered it. He'd been splukening before. Yoshi usually didn't like caves as they were dark, but his sense of curiousity got the better of him most of the time.
As he went further down, Yoshi found it got colder and much darker. It wasn't two minutes before Yoshi was completely surrounded in the pitch-black darkness. Yoshi wanted to get away, he hated total dark. But some force kept him going, kept him moving forward. Fast. Whenever Yoshi felt tired, he got a sudden boost of energy. Whenever he wanted to slow down, he sped up instead.
Finally, after what seemed like hours, and after many twists and turns, Yoshi found a room with an unnatural light coming from a pitch black pool. It was very confusing to Yoshi. Why was this room the only room in the cave with light? And just how was light coming out of a black pool of water? Suddenly, Yoshi felt that he needed to go to the pool, like it was calling him, summoning him, with an incredible sense of urgency. Yoshi couldn't resist.
As he walked over by the pool, he heard a rapsy voice speak to him. He didn't hear it with his ears, however, but with his mind.
YOU ARE SAD THAT BIRDO IS DEAD, YES?
Yoshi nodded.
WAS IT AN ACCIDENT, YOSHI?
Yoshi was silent. He did not know.
ANSWER ME, YOSHI. WAS IT AN ACCIDENT?
"I D-d-don't know."
TELL ME YOSHI. WHAT DO YOU THINK? THINK OF YOUR OWN HOUSE. WAS _THAT_ AN ACCIDENT, TOO?
"N-no. S-s-somebody destroyed it. It couldn't have been an accident."
WELL, THEN. THERE'S YOUR ANSWER. NO, IT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT, YOSHI. SOMEBODY DID DESTROY YOUR HOURSE. SOMEBODY DID KILL BIRDO. I KNOW WHO IT IS, YOSHI......
"Do you?" Yoshi asked. Suddenly, he was filled with anger. "Who was it?"
I KNOW WHO IT WAS.....
"Then tell me, already!!" Yoshi snapped.
NO. NOT UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING.
"Willing? To do what?"
TO GET REVENGE!! YOU CAN, YOU MUST AVENGE YOUR LOVE'S DEATH! YOU CAN KILL HIM, THE WAY HE KILLED HER!! ARE YOU WILLING TO DO IT?
Suddenly, Yoshi was hit with memories of Birdo. Good ones, bad ones, funny ones, sad ones. The time he surprised her, arguments, just romping around, playing tennis, and just having fun. Yoshi, painfully stricken with grief fell to all fours again, right in front of the back pool. Each memory brought more pain, more unbareful coldness. Yoshi grasped his device with both hands. However, nothing happened. Nothing happened at all.
"Why......why isn't it working??" Yoshi cried.
IT HAD NEVER WORKED IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOSHI. THE ONLY REASON IT GAVE YOU WARMNTH BECAUSE I GAVE YOU WARMNTH, CONSULTION. IT'S OVER, YOSHI. YOU KNOW BIRDO IS GONE. SHE WAS KILLED!! YOU CAN AVENGE HER DEATH......YOU MUST AVENGE HER DEATH.....FOR HER SAKE, AND FOR YOURS.
"Yes." Yoshi said. "Yes. Yes, I must."
YES, YOSHI....USE YOUR DEVICE. GIVE IT TO ME. PUT IT IN THE WATER, HERE. IT WILL GIVE YOU POWER, INCREDIBLE, IMMENSE POWER. USE IT, YOSHI. USE IT TO PUT AN END TO YOUR SUFFERING, USE IT TO KILL THE MURDERER!! USE IT FOR BIRDO! USE IT FOR YOURSELF......
Yoshi grapsed his necklace, and tore it off of him. The device remaining, it slowly dipped it into the dark pool. Then, a change occured. The hexogonal shape turned into a bigger, ovalish shape. The bright pink turned a very dark gray. The green turned to pure black. It let out a final flash, filling Yoshi with the same familiar sense, but as it was changing, the feelings also changed.
Warmnth turned to coldness. Passion turn to rage. Care to neglect. Love into pure hate.
Yoshi grasped his new dark device, and has he peered into it, a flame flickered in his eyes. Rage. Rage that somebody, ANYBODY would have the sense to take away his one true love. The one mistake, which would be the last he would ever make. Yoshi thought of revenge, of what'd he do. Clenching his possession tightly, Yoshi smiled.
A creul, cold, evil smile.
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"First order of buisness." Yoshi said with a cold tint in his voice. It had been a few days since his device had been warped. Since then, he'd never been the same. He never smiled, only sneered. He always laughed a cold, unmerry laugh. He glared constantly, and his voice has was harsh and fast, not merry and cheerful like it had always been.
Mario was concered about Yoshi. It seemed Birdo's death had dealt a heavy blow to him. He became very moody and kept to himself. He also lashed out at people, and was never seen without his device.
The device. Mario suddenly noticed Yoshi did not have the pink and green hexogonal device he always had with him, instead a elliptical dark gray and black one. Yoshi spoke again, iterruppting his train of thought.
"We work on the garden, then rebuild the fence. After that we'll paint the houses." Yoshi said. Before Birdo's death, Yoshi had joined a help group for families in need after Bowser attacked. There weren't any recent attacks, but Yoshi had pledged to help out. A few months later, Yoshi kept his promise by heading the group himself.
"Okay, let's move out!" Yoshi said. After the group had left to do thier jobs, Yoshi turned and walked into a shed, the temporary HQ. Clenching his device, Yoshi looked at it.
"Now, who exactly would kill Birdo.....?" Yoshi asked himself. He thought for a moment. "Could it be Toad? He wants to have a girlfriend, and by seeing Birdo and I together, he obivously had gotten jealous at us. So, he must have done it! Beware, Toad, for I will have my revenge." Yoshi held his device even tighter and smiling an evil smile.
"Hey, Toad! Toad!" Yoshi called out as he ran up to him.
"Yes, Yoshi, what is it?" Toad asked. A couple of people looked at Yoshi.
"I need to speak to you about something....." Yoshi said, trailing off. The others looked confused, espeacilly Toad, but he went along with Yoshi. After some time, he and Yoshi came to a small clearing in the woods.
"What did you need to speak to me about?" Toad asked.
"Oh.....nothing.....just a few questions......."
"Such as?"
"Why? Why did you kill......her?" Yoshi asked. Toad was caught off-gaurd.
"Who do you mean, exactly?" Toad asked. Yoshi was silent for a moment, then slowly turned and glared at Toad.
"Don't play stupid with me, Toad. You killed her. You killed Birdo!!" Yoshi grasped Toad around the throat, and held him against a tree.
"Yoshi, what are you talking about!? I never did anything!" Toad protested.
"LAIR!! You selfish, lying son-of-a-bitch!!" Yoshi screamed. "How dare you!?"
"Yoshi--" Toad started, but was cut off by a punch to the cheek.
"Mother fucker!! Bastard!! Asshole!!" Yoshi punched him again and again with every insult he could think of. By the time he was done, Toad's was bleeding from his mouth, nose, and one of his ears. Yoshi kicked him in the stomach, and let him drop to the ground, where he started unceremoniously and dishonoringly kicking him.
"OW! Yoshi...please!" Toad gasped, coughing up blood.
"You greedy slime bucket! You selfish shithead! You were jealous! You couldn't find love, so you took mine away! You shall die for your mistake, Toad. You shall die and I WILL have my revenge!!" Yoshi screamed at him. Yoshi grabbed Toad by the back of his shirt, bent him over on one leg, and smilied evilly.
"Look at me Toad. Take a verrrry good verrrry long look at me. It will be your last." Yoshi spat at him. Toad looked into Yoshi's eyes with pure terror, as he relized too late that Yoshi.....was not Yoshi anymore. The green dinosaur chuckled evily, before opening his mouth and forcefully biting and eating away at Toad's little throat.
Desperate, Toad let out a loud scream. It didn't last very long as Yoshi quickly located and tore out his larynx. Yoshi gleefully laughed a dark, demonic laugh as he slowly devoured Toad...........
"It was horrible! Horrbile, Mario!!" Yoshi wailed as he cried into his friend's chest.
"Now, calm down Yoshi. Just exactly how did this happen again?" Mario inqiured.
"Well, Toad and I were walking, and all of a sudden this hideous creature jumped out at us. I didn't get a very good look at it, as it knocked me down. Toad let out a scream as the creature bit into his neck. I tried to stop him, but he knocked me out cold. The last thing I remember is Toad thrasing about in his dying moments. I don't remember anything else."
"Hmmm......either you're a quick healer Yoshi, or he didn't hit you very hard. The medic checked you three times and found no sort of injury of any kind. Are you sure he hit you?"
"Yes, Mario. Would I lie to a friend as valuable and as close as you?"
"Well, no. No, you wouldn't Yoshi. It's late. Why don't we get some sleep?" Mario asked.
"Yes, why don't we?" Yoshi responded as he got up.
"Well, good night Yoshi." Mario said.
"Good night, Mario." Yoshi replied.
After Mario had went to bed, Yoshi went to the bathroom. Gazing at himself in the mirror, he smiled an evil grin.
He had grown theeth. Long, hideous, sharp, jagged theeth. Yoshi chuckled darkly in the dead of the pitch black night................
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