I AM SO SORRY, YOSHI. TOAD WAS NOT THE ONE.
"WHAT!? Toad wasn't it.....okay. No problem. He was expendable anyway, Princess Peach has like, hundreds more servants." Yoshi snarled to himself.
TRUE. SO VERY TRUE......
"So......who would be next?"
WELL, THINK. WHO DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE?
"I don't know.......I need a walk. Maybe I'll figure out who it was by then." Yoshi said
After walking around the woods, he thought to himself. Who could it be??
"Maybe......somebody......quiet. Timid. Afraid. Shy? Yes!! SHY!! The SHY GUY!! He was the one! I always knew he looked at Birdo oddly. He loved her but was too shy to admit it and when he saw me with her he got so jealous and took my precious Birdo away from me! He must die!!" Yoshi cackled to himself.
Yoshi searched. It wasn't easy. He knew Shy Guys wore different colors of clothing, and Shy Guys basically looked the same. So, it was pretty difficult at first, but then he remembered he was given the nickname "Tennis Guy" since he was always practicing his tennis game and was never seen without his tennis racket. Yoshi vowed the Tennis Guy would play his final match against him.
After having finally found him, Yoshi camly walked up to the Tennis Guy. Tennis Guy turned around and saw the look of his friend.
"Hello, Yoshi. What can I do for you?" Tennis Guy asked.
"Nothing much, I just need you to come with me." Yoshi said.
After leading Tennis Guy to a secluded place, Yoshi smiled at him, then barred his new jagged razor theeth.
"Why did you do it?" Yoshi snarled at him.
"Do what?" Tennis Guy asked nervously.
"You know what you did, you dumbass. Why did you kill Birdo!?"
"Kill Birdo!? ME!?"
"YES, YOU!! YOU FUCKING GODDAMNED SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!!" Yoshi punched him, then kicked him in the stomach. Tennis Guy recoiled and spat out blood. Yoshi grinned as he bit onto one of Tennis Guy's arms, making him flinch and gasp rather sharply. Yoshi took out his device and evilly smiled as he looked at it. Yoshi felt his power slighlty increase, and his hands started to tingle. After a couple of seconds, Yoshi now bore menacing claws. Laughing softly to himself, Yoshi ran a claw down Tennis Guy's arm, deep enough to start bleeding.
"You fucking little shithole." Yoshi said creully. "You should have known better than to toy with my feelings."
Yoshi then used his new claws and ripped off Tennis Guy's mask. Then, using his claws, he ripped and slashed and hacked away. Blood flew everywhere- The ground, the rocks, Yoshi himself. Yoshi enjoyed himself by senseless killing the Shy Guy, as he let out a long, evil laugh, before feasting upon the Tennis Guy's exposed torso..........After having finished his meal, Yoshi picked some loose meat from his jagged theeth with a blood-stained claw. He stared at his new weapons of death, before laughing again. Another laugh, of darkness.
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Yoshi was very angry. Again, he had went to the black pool, and again, the raspy voice said to him that his target was not the correct one. Infuriated, Yoshi tightened his grip on the dark device as he stared into the blank screen as if expecting an answer of sort. Reciving none, Yoshi put his vengeful mind to work again.
"Now, just who exactly would kill Birdo.....?" Yoshi pondered. "Maybe.....maybe.......Donkey Kong? He has a son, but he has no wife. Wait. Bowser would be actually a more......likely candidate. He has SIX sons, and a daughter.....and he also has no wife."
Yoshi smiled creully. "He also didn't like romance.....maybe because he lost his wife in an accident or something. I DID notice him eyeing Birdo occasionally, but he seemed filled with rage when she was around me." Yoshi nodded.
"That's it then." Yoshi said to himself. "He must have done it. He MUST have. Well, vengance will be mine. Tonight.........I shall do what the Super Mario Brothers has failed to do. Tonight........I shall vanquish....HIM."
Yoshi paused for a second.
"King Bowser Koopa......will be no more."
As the dusk fell, Yoshi silently and sleathly dodged gaurds, booby traps, and other nasty surprises. Yoshi gave an evil grin.
'This is too easy. No wonder the Marios came through here so easily. The guards are all a bunch of fucking, worthless, pansy-ass shitholes!' Yoshi thought.
Yoshi had gotten to King Koopa's bedroom door, and was about to open it when.....
"Halt! Who goes there!?" A voice shouted out.
"What the fuck.....?" Yoshi asked as he turned around. Floating there was none other than Paratroopa! Yoshi couldn't help but flash a toothy grin.
"Paratroopa.......hello." Yoshi said slowly.
"Yoshi? What are you doing here?"
"I would ask you the same, Para. But it seems blantanly obivous that you're an elite member of one of Bowser's top guards."
"That I am, and again I ask you: What the fuck are you doing here?"
"Oh nothing much. I'm only to kill Bowser."
"Kill Bowser? That nic--Say WHAT!?"
"You heard me you dumbshit. I'm here to kill King Bowser!!" Yoshi said.
"I'm afraid I cannot let you do that, Yoshi." Paratroopa simply said.
"Of all the dumbass--Well, it seems I have no choice but to kill you, too." Yoshi responded.
And the battle begun.
Yoshi tackled Paratroopa from out of the sky, and began punching him. Paratroopa kicked Yoshi off and went for a headbutt. Yoshi dodged and Para slammed into the nearby wall. Yoshi bit down onto Paratroopa's shell, cracking it a bit, but Paratroopa punched Yoshi off and grabbed a nearby spear. Throwing the weapon at Yoshi, the green dinosaur made no attempt but to slurp it up.
"You simple-minded fool." Yoshi said quietly. Producing an egg, he threw it Paratroopa and into the wall. Yoshi cornered him, and grabbed the flying troopa by the throat. Moving quickly, he started to decapitate him using his claws. Desperately, Paratroopa made a scream that echoed through the halls before his head seperated from his body.
Suddenly, King Bowser was out of his room like a flash.
"What the heck??" Bowser stated, then found his elite guard dead on the floor, with a victorious Yoshi barring his theeth and claws. "Yoshi??"
"In the flesh." Yoshi growled. "Now it's time to finish you, just like I finished off Paratroopa here."
"WHAT!? Toad wasn't it.....okay. No problem. He was expendable anyway, Princess Peach has like, hundreds more servants." Yoshi snarled to himself.
TRUE. SO VERY TRUE......
"So......who would be next?"
WELL, THINK. WHO DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE?
"I don't know.......I need a walk. Maybe I'll figure out who it was by then." Yoshi said
After walking around the woods, he thought to himself. Who could it be??
"Maybe......somebody......quiet. Timid. Afraid. Shy? Yes!! SHY!! The SHY GUY!! He was the one! I always knew he looked at Birdo oddly. He loved her but was too shy to admit it and when he saw me with her he got so jealous and took my precious Birdo away from me! He must die!!" Yoshi cackled to himself.
Yoshi searched. It wasn't easy. He knew Shy Guys wore different colors of clothing, and Shy Guys basically looked the same. So, it was pretty difficult at first, but then he remembered he was given the nickname "Tennis Guy" since he was always practicing his tennis game and was never seen without his tennis racket. Yoshi vowed the Tennis Guy would play his final match against him.
After having finally found him, Yoshi camly walked up to the Tennis Guy. Tennis Guy turned around and saw the look of his friend.
"Hello, Yoshi. What can I do for you?" Tennis Guy asked.
"Nothing much, I just need you to come with me." Yoshi said.
After leading Tennis Guy to a secluded place, Yoshi smiled at him, then barred his new jagged razor theeth.
"Why did you do it?" Yoshi snarled at him.
"Do what?" Tennis Guy asked nervously.
"You know what you did, you dumbass. Why did you kill Birdo!?"
"Kill Birdo!? ME!?"
"YES, YOU!! YOU FUCKING GODDAMNED SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!!" Yoshi punched him, then kicked him in the stomach. Tennis Guy recoiled and spat out blood. Yoshi grinned as he bit onto one of Tennis Guy's arms, making him flinch and gasp rather sharply. Yoshi took out his device and evilly smiled as he looked at it. Yoshi felt his power slighlty increase, and his hands started to tingle. After a couple of seconds, Yoshi now bore menacing claws. Laughing softly to himself, Yoshi ran a claw down Tennis Guy's arm, deep enough to start bleeding.
"You fucking little shithole." Yoshi said creully. "You should have known better than to toy with my feelings."
Yoshi then used his new claws and ripped off Tennis Guy's mask. Then, using his claws, he ripped and slashed and hacked away. Blood flew everywhere- The ground, the rocks, Yoshi himself. Yoshi enjoyed himself by senseless killing the Shy Guy, as he let out a long, evil laugh, before feasting upon the Tennis Guy's exposed torso..........After having finished his meal, Yoshi picked some loose meat from his jagged theeth with a blood-stained claw. He stared at his new weapons of death, before laughing again. Another laugh, of darkness.
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Yoshi was very angry. Again, he had went to the black pool, and again, the raspy voice said to him that his target was not the correct one. Infuriated, Yoshi tightened his grip on the dark device as he stared into the blank screen as if expecting an answer of sort. Reciving none, Yoshi put his vengeful mind to work again.
"Now, just who exactly would kill Birdo.....?" Yoshi pondered. "Maybe.....maybe.......Donkey Kong? He has a son, but he has no wife. Wait. Bowser would be actually a more......likely candidate. He has SIX sons, and a daughter.....and he also has no wife."
Yoshi smiled creully. "He also didn't like romance.....maybe because he lost his wife in an accident or something. I DID notice him eyeing Birdo occasionally, but he seemed filled with rage when she was around me." Yoshi nodded.
"That's it then." Yoshi said to himself. "He must have done it. He MUST have. Well, vengance will be mine. Tonight.........I shall do what the Super Mario Brothers has failed to do. Tonight........I shall vanquish....HIM."
Yoshi paused for a second.
"King Bowser Koopa......will be no more."
As the dusk fell, Yoshi silently and sleathly dodged gaurds, booby traps, and other nasty surprises. Yoshi gave an evil grin.
'This is too easy. No wonder the Marios came through here so easily. The guards are all a bunch of fucking, worthless, pansy-ass shitholes!' Yoshi thought.
Yoshi had gotten to King Koopa's bedroom door, and was about to open it when.....
"Halt! Who goes there!?" A voice shouted out.
"What the fuck.....?" Yoshi asked as he turned around. Floating there was none other than Paratroopa! Yoshi couldn't help but flash a toothy grin.
"Paratroopa.......hello." Yoshi said slowly.
"Yoshi? What are you doing here?"
"I would ask you the same, Para. But it seems blantanly obivous that you're an elite member of one of Bowser's top guards."
"That I am, and again I ask you: What the fuck are you doing here?"
"Oh nothing much. I'm only to kill Bowser."
"Kill Bowser? That nic--Say WHAT!?"
"You heard me you dumbshit. I'm here to kill King Bowser!!" Yoshi said.
"I'm afraid I cannot let you do that, Yoshi." Paratroopa simply said.
"Of all the dumbass--Well, it seems I have no choice but to kill you, too." Yoshi responded.
And the battle begun.
Yoshi tackled Paratroopa from out of the sky, and began punching him. Paratroopa kicked Yoshi off and went for a headbutt. Yoshi dodged and Para slammed into the nearby wall. Yoshi bit down onto Paratroopa's shell, cracking it a bit, but Paratroopa punched Yoshi off and grabbed a nearby spear. Throwing the weapon at Yoshi, the green dinosaur made no attempt but to slurp it up.
"You simple-minded fool." Yoshi said quietly. Producing an egg, he threw it Paratroopa and into the wall. Yoshi cornered him, and grabbed the flying troopa by the throat. Moving quickly, he started to decapitate him using his claws. Desperately, Paratroopa made a scream that echoed through the halls before his head seperated from his body.
Suddenly, King Bowser was out of his room like a flash.
"What the heck??" Bowser stated, then found his elite guard dead on the floor, with a victorious Yoshi barring his theeth and claws. "Yoshi??"
"In the flesh." Yoshi growled. "Now it's time to finish you, just like I finished off Paratroopa here."