"WHAT!?" Screamed Bowser in utter disbelief.
"You heard me you egotistical shithead. I seen you look at Birdo. I can just imagine you, thinking about her doing who-knows-what inside the confinement of your dormain! You shall be extradited*."
"Hey, nobody, but NOBODY! Tells me what is going to happen to me." Bowser snarled dangerously.
"Oooooh, arogant, aren't we??" Yoshi asked with a mocking tone. Yoshi jumped forward, unsheated his claws, and piecred Bowser on them, puncturing his shell.
"Agh!" Bowser gasped sharply, snorted and glared at Yoshi.
"Why you little fuck--" Bowser started, but was slashed across his face. Green blood oozed out of his face, while blood started to flow over the claws' wedged in King Koopa's shell. Bowser grabbed Yoshi's arm, yanked it out of his stomach, and brought it over and around Yoshi's back. Yoshi also gasped, and relized Bowser was trying to snap Yoshi's arm. Eyes widening in alarm, Yoshi quickly tried to scratch at and bite Bowser's shell with little to no luck. Desperate, Yoshi locked his theeth onto Bowser's vile scales of an arm and starting chewing. Hoping to at least rip away quite a few thick layers of skin, Yoshi at least managed to send a lot of pain shooting up and down Koopa's arm, causing him to drop the dinosaur. Yoshi grasped his device, and it gave a brilliant light. Yoshi felt himself bulk up with many layers of pure muscle. Two bumps formed on Yoshi's back, bubbled a bit, then exploded into long scaly wings. Yoshi bared his theeth, curled his claws, and thrusts his arms into the air as his wingspan easily covered most of the hallway. Other than his wings and a slightly more muscular looking chest, Yoshi underwent no other physical change. Bowser, surprised, backed away a bit.
"Now, time to die, bastard." Yoshi growled. There, another change was noticed. Yoshi's voice had dropped, leaving Yoshi with a rather deep voice.
(A/N: If you ever played Yoshi's Story for the N64, picke the Dark Blue Yoshi or the Red Yoshi. You'll notice how deep the voice is when they say "Yoshi". Take the same voice, and deepen it twice. That's how Yoshi now sounds in this story. Pretty deep voice, huh? Sounds kind of demonic, like it should be.)
Bowser was flabbergasted*. He didn't have time to react when Yoshi shot forward towards at an inconprehesible* speed. Bowser couldn't even blink before Yoshi clawed at his face and slashed an eye. With a single, solitary punch, Yoshi punched the back of Bowser's shell, completely destroying a spike and caving in a good portion of the shell itself. Bowser yelled in pain as the shards pierced the sensitive skin. Yoshi imitated Bowser's laugh for a moment, then cawed out.
"That's a patheic laugh, Bowser. You want a real, evil laugh? Listen to this!" Yoshi threw his head back and let out a loud, demonic, maniacal scream of laughter that sent chills up even Bowser's spine. Many, many guards arrived on the spot, shaking and quivering having heard Yoshi's blood-lusted, sadistic laugh. Yoshi grinned, grabbed Bowser's neck, and place a claw at the most sensitive area.
"Stay where you are, and just maybe your KING won't suffer the same fate as poor ol' Para over there." Yoshi spat out the word "king" like poison, and mentioned to Paratroopa's headless corpse. The gaurds were uneasy, darting thier eyes from Bowser to the demonic Yoshi, to the headless Paratroopa, to Yoshi, to Bowser again.
"Do as he says." Bowser rasped.
"Yes.....listen to your king. Listen your worthless, patheic king, who couldn't take over one lousy, one insignificant kingdom. Who forced you to work under horrible conditions, with bad hours, and terrible pay and made you fight the Mario Bros. with the thought that you're all expendable. Each and every single one of you." Yoshi said.
The gaurds were all taken aback, as the eyed King Koopa with rage and disbelief.
"Yes......" Yoshi stated. "Bowser done it. He had done it all. Long hours, little pay, unsanitary enviroment......Mario. With......oh, about a failure EVERY SINGLE TIME......with harsh lectures, whippings, paycuts, even more ungodly hours with an even more disrepectful job.......such a shame, really. You people deserve better."
The gaurds slowly nodded in agreement.
"You need another leader." Yoshi looked at Bowser. "Stronger. Kinder. Smarter. Somebody who could actually do good for the Koopa Kingdom......."
The gaurds nodded a little vigorously*.
"Somebody like.........me!" Yoshi said.
The gaurds showed thier approval.
"What about Bowser, hmmm? We really just can't push him out of the way. Let's take a vote, shall we?" Yoshi asked. "All those in favor of Bowser, raise your hand."
Not a claw took to the air.
"Okay.......and all those in favor of myself?"
The entire group burst into uproarus cheers.
"Well, I guess that's that, Bowser. You hear that?" Yoshi said. "They don't like you anymore."
Yoshi laughed darkly as he raised a clawed hand.
"The tribe has spoken, Koopa. You've been kicked out."
With a quick swipe, King Bowser Koopa's life abruptly came to a halt.
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VERY GOOD, YOSHI!! YOU HAVE DONE WELL. UNFORTUNATLEY......
"What?" Emperor Yoshi asked as he studied the dark pool.
KING......ER, FORMER KING BOWSER WAS......NOT THE INTENDED TARGET. HOWEVER!! YOU DID MANAGE TO OVERTHROW AN ENTIRE KINGDOM BY YOUR OWN SELF, TURN IN INTO A EMPIRE, AND DECLARE YOURSELF THE TOP OF THE HEAP!! I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.......AND THUS, SHALL BE REWARDED WITH YOUR EFFORTS.
"Yes......thank you." Yoshi said.
GIVE ME YOUR DEVICE, YOSHI. I SHALL UPGRADE IT ONCE AGAIN.
Yoshi did as was told.
TELL ME, YOSHI. WAS IT DIFFICULT TO RETURN HERE......WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING YOU?
"Very. I had to take the scenic route. Which partly explains why I've been gone for so long." Yoshi said.
DON'T BE SORRY. I AM ABLE TO WATCH YOU.....EVEN FROM HERE. YOU KNOW THAT YOSHI. I WAS WORRIED PEOPLE WOULD GET SUSPICIOUS OF YOU......WITH YOUR BULK, DEEP VOICE, AND ESPEACIALLY THOSE WINGS, WHICH LOOK GOOD ON YOU, I MUST ADD.
"Thank you. Very much."
AH.......FINISHED.......
Yoshi accepted the new device: It was rectangular, much like the old pink and green device Yoshi used to have, but not hexogonal. It had a velcro strap on the bottom, so Yoshi could wear it around his wrist without fear of losing it. It also came with a card. The device itself was completely pitch black in color, but had two buttons on it. One red, and one green. Flipping open a small flap, a numerical pad was installed. The small buttons were blue with the number stamped as a pure white.
WHENEVER YOU NEED YOUR FORM, YOSHI, JUST INSERT THE CARD ON THE BOTTOM OF THE DEVICE. THEN, ON THE NUMBER PAD, JUST PRESS 33666 AND PRESS THE RED BUTTON. WHEN YOU WANT TO RETURN TO YOUR NORMAL YOSHI FORM, JUST PRESS 96744 AND PRESS THE GREEN BUTTON.
"Got it. 33666-Red, Transform. 96744-Green, Normal." Yoshi said with precision.
CORRECT. NOW......YOU'RE MISSION STILL ISN'T COMPLETE YOSHI........GO!!
Yoshi transformed back to his normal self once again, and had turn to leave, when.....
OH......YOSHI! REMEMBER, WITH THIS NEW DEVICE, YOU CANNOT NATURALLY USE YOUR NEW POWERS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING. YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR DEVICE THIS TIME.
"For once?"
FOR ONCE?? YOSHI, THE DEVICE HAD GIVEN YOU THOSE POWERS......NOT I. I SIMPLY GAVE YOU THE DEVICE.
Yoshi nodded, and left.
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"Who could it be!? WHO!?" Yoshi snarled, pounding the table with a clenched fist. "It wasn't Toad. It wasn't Shy Guy. It wasn't even Bowser!! WHO COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!?!?"
Suddenly, an idea hit him.
"Of course.......Luigi. He, too, was looking for love. But, there was Daisy. He was in love with her, and he seemed to be jealous that Mario and Peach were going out, and that Birdo and I looked as if we belonged to each other......but more jealous of Mario. Luigi was too scared, and when Luigi finally got up the courage to ask Daisy, she was taken! Or so I think. And thus, Luigi was enraged and wanted to take out his frustration on Mario. However, to really screw up Mario, he needed to get rid of Peach........but that would really prove to be a problem. So......Luigi wanted to damage Mario in another way. So, he targeted me......and Birdo. That's it........Luigi!! LUIGI WAS THE CAUSE OF THIS AT THE START!! HE WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THIS!!"
It was around midday. Yoshi had walked all the way to the Mario's house, which wasn't very far. Scanning the area, Yoshi did not see Luigi.....but he did she Daisy instead.
"Ah, Daisy........Luigi isn't here. Damnit! Well..........he took away my Birdo......so I'll take away his Daisy, instead." Yoshi contemplated*. Smiling evilly, he walked up to Daisy.
"Hello, Daisy!" Yoshi said as kind as he could, despite the fact his voice was still very cold. "How are you?"
"Hmmmm? Yoshi. Nothing much, just that Luigi is out and he's been out for......oh, the whole day."
"When do you think he'll be back?"
"Any second."
"Why? Why don't he just.....take his time? To enjoy his.....recent success."
"What? Yoshi, what do you mean?"
"I mean Luigi is a killer. He's the one who killed Birdo."
"WHAT!? Yoshi!! Luigi would NEVER do that!!"
"How would you know!?" Yoshi snarled at Daisy. Grabbing her arm, an evilness flashed in his eyes as he grinned evilly. "He's a lying, selfish, shit-eating bastard who is very cold and thinks nothing of himself!"
Daisy tried to get away. But Yoshi grasped her chin and made her look at him. Daisy was overwhelmed and instantly relaxed to Yoshi's hypnotic charm. Carresing her chin, Yoshi went on.
"Why would want him....." Yoshi started. He slowly made his down, and has he did, he focused on Daisy upper torso. Slowly, lightly, he carressed, fondleding, and slightly played to his enjoyment as he got a rather good birds-eye of her breasts. Suddenly, Yoshi grasped Daisy around the hips and held her close, growling.
".......when you could have ME!?" He finished. Daisy broke out of her trance and began squirming and flailing. Yoshi laughed insanely.
"Kick all you like, my little flower! You can't escape your fate!!" He yelled loudly. Licking her neck, Yoshi prepared to violate Daisy when a thick, heavy voice yelled out.
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?"
Yoshi immediatley stopped what he was doing and looked up.
There stood Luigi. Bags of groceries at his feet, the contents spilled on the ground. Various vegetables lain in groups. Milk was all over. Eggs had splattered all over. It was a real mess. Yoshi stared into Luigi's eyes.......
And Luigi looked PISSED.
"You heard me you egotistical shithead. I seen you look at Birdo. I can just imagine you, thinking about her doing who-knows-what inside the confinement of your dormain! You shall be extradited*."
"Hey, nobody, but NOBODY! Tells me what is going to happen to me." Bowser snarled dangerously.
"Oooooh, arogant, aren't we??" Yoshi asked with a mocking tone. Yoshi jumped forward, unsheated his claws, and piecred Bowser on them, puncturing his shell.
"Agh!" Bowser gasped sharply, snorted and glared at Yoshi.
"Why you little fuck--" Bowser started, but was slashed across his face. Green blood oozed out of his face, while blood started to flow over the claws' wedged in King Koopa's shell. Bowser grabbed Yoshi's arm, yanked it out of his stomach, and brought it over and around Yoshi's back. Yoshi also gasped, and relized Bowser was trying to snap Yoshi's arm. Eyes widening in alarm, Yoshi quickly tried to scratch at and bite Bowser's shell with little to no luck. Desperate, Yoshi locked his theeth onto Bowser's vile scales of an arm and starting chewing. Hoping to at least rip away quite a few thick layers of skin, Yoshi at least managed to send a lot of pain shooting up and down Koopa's arm, causing him to drop the dinosaur. Yoshi grasped his device, and it gave a brilliant light. Yoshi felt himself bulk up with many layers of pure muscle. Two bumps formed on Yoshi's back, bubbled a bit, then exploded into long scaly wings. Yoshi bared his theeth, curled his claws, and thrusts his arms into the air as his wingspan easily covered most of the hallway. Other than his wings and a slightly more muscular looking chest, Yoshi underwent no other physical change. Bowser, surprised, backed away a bit.
"Now, time to die, bastard." Yoshi growled. There, another change was noticed. Yoshi's voice had dropped, leaving Yoshi with a rather deep voice.
(A/N: If you ever played Yoshi's Story for the N64, picke the Dark Blue Yoshi or the Red Yoshi. You'll notice how deep the voice is when they say "Yoshi". Take the same voice, and deepen it twice. That's how Yoshi now sounds in this story. Pretty deep voice, huh? Sounds kind of demonic, like it should be.)
Bowser was flabbergasted*. He didn't have time to react when Yoshi shot forward towards at an inconprehesible* speed. Bowser couldn't even blink before Yoshi clawed at his face and slashed an eye. With a single, solitary punch, Yoshi punched the back of Bowser's shell, completely destroying a spike and caving in a good portion of the shell itself. Bowser yelled in pain as the shards pierced the sensitive skin. Yoshi imitated Bowser's laugh for a moment, then cawed out.
"That's a patheic laugh, Bowser. You want a real, evil laugh? Listen to this!" Yoshi threw his head back and let out a loud, demonic, maniacal scream of laughter that sent chills up even Bowser's spine. Many, many guards arrived on the spot, shaking and quivering having heard Yoshi's blood-lusted, sadistic laugh. Yoshi grinned, grabbed Bowser's neck, and place a claw at the most sensitive area.
"Stay where you are, and just maybe your KING won't suffer the same fate as poor ol' Para over there." Yoshi spat out the word "king" like poison, and mentioned to Paratroopa's headless corpse. The gaurds were uneasy, darting thier eyes from Bowser to the demonic Yoshi, to the headless Paratroopa, to Yoshi, to Bowser again.
"Do as he says." Bowser rasped.
"Yes.....listen to your king. Listen your worthless, patheic king, who couldn't take over one lousy, one insignificant kingdom. Who forced you to work under horrible conditions, with bad hours, and terrible pay and made you fight the Mario Bros. with the thought that you're all expendable. Each and every single one of you." Yoshi said.
The gaurds were all taken aback, as the eyed King Koopa with rage and disbelief.
"Yes......" Yoshi stated. "Bowser done it. He had done it all. Long hours, little pay, unsanitary enviroment......Mario. With......oh, about a failure EVERY SINGLE TIME......with harsh lectures, whippings, paycuts, even more ungodly hours with an even more disrepectful job.......such a shame, really. You people deserve better."
The gaurds slowly nodded in agreement.
"You need another leader." Yoshi looked at Bowser. "Stronger. Kinder. Smarter. Somebody who could actually do good for the Koopa Kingdom......."
The gaurds nodded a little vigorously*.
"Somebody like.........me!" Yoshi said.
The gaurds showed thier approval.
"What about Bowser, hmmm? We really just can't push him out of the way. Let's take a vote, shall we?" Yoshi asked. "All those in favor of Bowser, raise your hand."
Not a claw took to the air.
"Okay.......and all those in favor of myself?"
The entire group burst into uproarus cheers.
"Well, I guess that's that, Bowser. You hear that?" Yoshi said. "They don't like you anymore."
Yoshi laughed darkly as he raised a clawed hand.
"The tribe has spoken, Koopa. You've been kicked out."
With a quick swipe, King Bowser Koopa's life abruptly came to a halt.
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VERY GOOD, YOSHI!! YOU HAVE DONE WELL. UNFORTUNATLEY......
"What?" Emperor Yoshi asked as he studied the dark pool.
KING......ER, FORMER KING BOWSER WAS......NOT THE INTENDED TARGET. HOWEVER!! YOU DID MANAGE TO OVERTHROW AN ENTIRE KINGDOM BY YOUR OWN SELF, TURN IN INTO A EMPIRE, AND DECLARE YOURSELF THE TOP OF THE HEAP!! I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.......AND THUS, SHALL BE REWARDED WITH YOUR EFFORTS.
"Yes......thank you." Yoshi said.
GIVE ME YOUR DEVICE, YOSHI. I SHALL UPGRADE IT ONCE AGAIN.
Yoshi did as was told.
TELL ME, YOSHI. WAS IT DIFFICULT TO RETURN HERE......WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING YOU?
"Very. I had to take the scenic route. Which partly explains why I've been gone for so long." Yoshi said.
DON'T BE SORRY. I AM ABLE TO WATCH YOU.....EVEN FROM HERE. YOU KNOW THAT YOSHI. I WAS WORRIED PEOPLE WOULD GET SUSPICIOUS OF YOU......WITH YOUR BULK, DEEP VOICE, AND ESPEACIALLY THOSE WINGS, WHICH LOOK GOOD ON YOU, I MUST ADD.
"Thank you. Very much."
AH.......FINISHED.......
Yoshi accepted the new device: It was rectangular, much like the old pink and green device Yoshi used to have, but not hexogonal. It had a velcro strap on the bottom, so Yoshi could wear it around his wrist without fear of losing it. It also came with a card. The device itself was completely pitch black in color, but had two buttons on it. One red, and one green. Flipping open a small flap, a numerical pad was installed. The small buttons were blue with the number stamped as a pure white.
WHENEVER YOU NEED YOUR FORM, YOSHI, JUST INSERT THE CARD ON THE BOTTOM OF THE DEVICE. THEN, ON THE NUMBER PAD, JUST PRESS 33666 AND PRESS THE RED BUTTON. WHEN YOU WANT TO RETURN TO YOUR NORMAL YOSHI FORM, JUST PRESS 96744 AND PRESS THE GREEN BUTTON.
"Got it. 33666-Red, Transform. 96744-Green, Normal." Yoshi said with precision.
CORRECT. NOW......YOU'RE MISSION STILL ISN'T COMPLETE YOSHI........GO!!
Yoshi transformed back to his normal self once again, and had turn to leave, when.....
OH......YOSHI! REMEMBER, WITH THIS NEW DEVICE, YOU CANNOT NATURALLY USE YOUR NEW POWERS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING. YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR DEVICE THIS TIME.
"For once?"
FOR ONCE?? YOSHI, THE DEVICE HAD GIVEN YOU THOSE POWERS......NOT I. I SIMPLY GAVE YOU THE DEVICE.
Yoshi nodded, and left.
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"Who could it be!? WHO!?" Yoshi snarled, pounding the table with a clenched fist. "It wasn't Toad. It wasn't Shy Guy. It wasn't even Bowser!! WHO COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!?!?"
Suddenly, an idea hit him.
"Of course.......Luigi. He, too, was looking for love. But, there was Daisy. He was in love with her, and he seemed to be jealous that Mario and Peach were going out, and that Birdo and I looked as if we belonged to each other......but more jealous of Mario. Luigi was too scared, and when Luigi finally got up the courage to ask Daisy, she was taken! Or so I think. And thus, Luigi was enraged and wanted to take out his frustration on Mario. However, to really screw up Mario, he needed to get rid of Peach........but that would really prove to be a problem. So......Luigi wanted to damage Mario in another way. So, he targeted me......and Birdo. That's it........Luigi!! LUIGI WAS THE CAUSE OF THIS AT THE START!! HE WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THIS!!"
It was around midday. Yoshi had walked all the way to the Mario's house, which wasn't very far. Scanning the area, Yoshi did not see Luigi.....but he did she Daisy instead.
"Ah, Daisy........Luigi isn't here. Damnit! Well..........he took away my Birdo......so I'll take away his Daisy, instead." Yoshi contemplated*. Smiling evilly, he walked up to Daisy.
"Hello, Daisy!" Yoshi said as kind as he could, despite the fact his voice was still very cold. "How are you?"
"Hmmmm? Yoshi. Nothing much, just that Luigi is out and he's been out for......oh, the whole day."
"When do you think he'll be back?"
"Any second."
"Why? Why don't he just.....take his time? To enjoy his.....recent success."
"What? Yoshi, what do you mean?"
"I mean Luigi is a killer. He's the one who killed Birdo."
"WHAT!? Yoshi!! Luigi would NEVER do that!!"
"How would you know!?" Yoshi snarled at Daisy. Grabbing her arm, an evilness flashed in his eyes as he grinned evilly. "He's a lying, selfish, shit-eating bastard who is very cold and thinks nothing of himself!"
Daisy tried to get away. But Yoshi grasped her chin and made her look at him. Daisy was overwhelmed and instantly relaxed to Yoshi's hypnotic charm. Carresing her chin, Yoshi went on.
"Why would want him....." Yoshi started. He slowly made his down, and has he did, he focused on Daisy upper torso. Slowly, lightly, he carressed, fondleding, and slightly played to his enjoyment as he got a rather good birds-eye of her breasts. Suddenly, Yoshi grasped Daisy around the hips and held her close, growling.
".......when you could have ME!?" He finished. Daisy broke out of her trance and began squirming and flailing. Yoshi laughed insanely.
"Kick all you like, my little flower! You can't escape your fate!!" He yelled loudly. Licking her neck, Yoshi prepared to violate Daisy when a thick, heavy voice yelled out.
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?"
Yoshi immediatley stopped what he was doing and looked up.
There stood Luigi. Bags of groceries at his feet, the contents spilled on the ground. Various vegetables lain in groups. Milk was all over. Eggs had splattered all over. It was a real mess. Yoshi stared into Luigi's eyes.......
And Luigi looked PISSED.