Tonight on Dateline:
Dark Wizard, Tom M. Riddle, also known as, Lord Voldemort talks about is arch enemy, young Harry Potter. Also, his plans to take over the word, and his one and only love.
Ice Cream. Tonight, November 31, 2001, this is Dateline.
A/N- Dateline and the Harry Potter characters are owned by JK Rowling, and one of those television networks.
Hullo! I am Arent Istupid, this is my first Dateline interview, and it's a good one. I can tell either ABC/NBC/BBC/CBC/WBC/Whoever I work for, wants me to have a good experience, or die. So, let's bring out our guest!
{Lord Voldemort walks out}
A.I-Good Evening, Mr. Riddle
T.M.R- Whatever.
A.I- So, how's your life been so far? A worthless lie?
T.M.R- What do you think? I'm an evil genius.
A.I- Uh..Okay. Do you have any, future plans, you'd like to share with us?
T.M.R- Let's see. What have I been doing for the last, FIFTEEN BLOODY YEARS?!!
A.I- Uh....
T.M.R- KILLING THAT LITTLE GIT, HARRY POTTER!! SHEESH! YOU MUGGLES ON THE TELLY ARE SO BLOODY STUPID!!!
A.I- Yes. We are. I think.
{Arent scratches her head while Riddle takes out his wand and the Cameramen reply:}
Camera Dude- Mr. Riddle? No magic allowed.
T.M.R- why not?
Camera Dude- You're known for uh.... Murder.
T.M.R- that's right.
A.I- Anyway. Have you got anything to say about your...love life?
T.M.R- Love Life? Ha! I'm evil I don't need anyone, but myself. And power.
A.I- so, are you lonely?
T.M.R- Actually, {breaks into dears} I'm, very lonely. I'm always by myself. And when I' m not. I....kill them.
A.I- do you think this was anything to do with your childhood?
T.M.R- YES!! {Sobs heavily} EVERYTHING ABOUT IT! I WAS.... {Sobs a lot more} an orphan. The Muggles were terrible to me! Dumbledore wouldn't let me stay all year round.
A.I- I see. Well. {Turns to the camera} Next Week on Dateline. Britney Spears. Good night.
T.M.R- {waves at the camera} ADVA KEDAVRA! {Nothing happens} D'OH!