[Yet another note from me: None of the characters in the story below are mine. I still wish that they were. Oh, well. This takes place in the first
month that Frank, Riff, and Magenta are on Earth.]
Frank-n-Furter stood before the desk of the Triumvirate of Transylvanian High and Mighty Big Guys.
"But, your Honors, why must I leave this, my beloved home planet of Transexual in the galaxy of Transylvania? What is my crime?"
"Frank-n-Furter, you have been charged with whispering treason against the Galactic Government. You have tried to start a revolution and
overthrow this Triumvirate. You have been found guilty of these crimes and a sentence of death will be carried out unless you can redeem yourself in the
eyes of the Government. Therefore, you are to be exiled to a small planet called Earth. If, in the space of 5 years, you cannot convert at least 5 souls to the
Transylvanian way of life, then your house will automatically return to this planet and you will be unceremoniously dumped into the Great Acid Ocean."
"Well, do I have to get one soul a year?"
"Not necessarily. But within 5 years, you must convert 5 earthlings. In that time, none of them may revert to their Earth ways or they will not be counted.
If you finish your mission before 5 years are up, then you may return early and swear an oath of allegiance to this Triumvirate. We will be sending two young
government agents with you to act as companions and servants and to moniter your activities. If, at any time, you try to avoid your fate by escaping their custody,
or you attempt to keep the house from leaving Earth, these agents, Riff-Raff and Magenta, have permission to execute you."
The central figure at the table pressed a small button and spoke over an intercom into the next room.
"Sherilyn, send a guard to escort Frank-n-Furter to his ship."
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"Riff-Raff, we've been drifting through space for three days now? Aren't we there yet?"
"Frank, stop whining. We'll be landing soon."
"You can't talk to me that way, you're my servant!!!!"
"Not yet, remember? That's just going to be our cover on Earth. Hey, Magenter, let's go to bed."
Frank sat in his chair, pouting. He hated this journey to Earth, he hated Riff-Raff, and he hated the spacesuits that they had to wear. They had been made from
old oven mitt material, and they were so tacky in that gold color. The only thing that he really liked about the journey was Riff-Raff's sister, Magenta. She talked with a
strange accent, but she was marginally nice to him. Suddenly, the viewscreen in front of his chair flashed on and displayed a short message while a robot voice repeated it.
"Warning, the house is approaching Earth. Warning, the house is approaching Earth."
Frank's shrieks of fear brought both Magenta and Riff-Raff running into the laboratory sector of the house/ship and Riff-Raff grabbed the controls to bring them in for a
landing. Frank fainted.
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Riff-Raff stepped out of the front door of the house to look around and check out the landing area. Just to the left of the ship, he saw a billboard.
"Magenter, what do ya' suppose that this sign means?"
"Vhat does it zay?"
"It says 'Welcome to Las Vegas'."
"Then it is probably telling us vhere ve have landed."
"Oh."
Just then, Frank stumbled out into the open.
"Is the ride over, Mum?"
"Frank, snap out of it. We're on Earth, so we need to try and blend in. Let's go try yo find some Earth clothes."
Riff-Raff started to hike along the side of the road that appeared to lead to this 'Las Vegas'. Just as Frank and Magenta quickly caught up to him, he nearly
fell over a figure lying by the side of the road. Magenta bent over and examined the sleeping Earthling.
"Frank, I think that you may have found your first convert!!!! This appears to be a young Earthling female according to the readings that my lifeform scanner is
getting."
Frank and Riff-Raff now both knelt anxiously over the form on the ground. Suddenly, the girl stirred, looked up into the faces of the three aliens kneeling around her,
and screamed. She tried to jump up and run away, but Frank jumped on top of her and pinned her to the ground.
"Magenta, are you sure that the earthling isn't, um, male? I mean, the clothes, and the short hair..."
"Nope, it is definatlly female."
The girl kept screaming.
"Get offa' me, ya' creep!!!! For God's Sake, you're not the cops, so ya' can't detain me!!!! Just 'cause I ran away..."
Frank reluctantly climbed off of the girl and Magenta tried to calm her down.
"It's all right, ve von't hurt you. I am Magenta. This is my brother Riff-Raff and our employer, Frank-n-Furter. Vhat iz your name, please?"
"It's Columbia. That's it, just Columbia. I ran away from my last foster home. Where you from?"
"Ve are from the planet of Transexual in the Galaxy of Transylvania."
****To Be Continued****
month that Frank, Riff, and Magenta are on Earth.]
Frank-n-Furter stood before the desk of the Triumvirate of Transylvanian High and Mighty Big Guys.
"But, your Honors, why must I leave this, my beloved home planet of Transexual in the galaxy of Transylvania? What is my crime?"
"Frank-n-Furter, you have been charged with whispering treason against the Galactic Government. You have tried to start a revolution and
overthrow this Triumvirate. You have been found guilty of these crimes and a sentence of death will be carried out unless you can redeem yourself in the
eyes of the Government. Therefore, you are to be exiled to a small planet called Earth. If, in the space of 5 years, you cannot convert at least 5 souls to the
Transylvanian way of life, then your house will automatically return to this planet and you will be unceremoniously dumped into the Great Acid Ocean."
"Well, do I have to get one soul a year?"
"Not necessarily. But within 5 years, you must convert 5 earthlings. In that time, none of them may revert to their Earth ways or they will not be counted.
If you finish your mission before 5 years are up, then you may return early and swear an oath of allegiance to this Triumvirate. We will be sending two young
government agents with you to act as companions and servants and to moniter your activities. If, at any time, you try to avoid your fate by escaping their custody,
or you attempt to keep the house from leaving Earth, these agents, Riff-Raff and Magenta, have permission to execute you."
The central figure at the table pressed a small button and spoke over an intercom into the next room.
"Sherilyn, send a guard to escort Frank-n-Furter to his ship."
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"Riff-Raff, we've been drifting through space for three days now? Aren't we there yet?"
"Frank, stop whining. We'll be landing soon."
"You can't talk to me that way, you're my servant!!!!"
"Not yet, remember? That's just going to be our cover on Earth. Hey, Magenter, let's go to bed."
Frank sat in his chair, pouting. He hated this journey to Earth, he hated Riff-Raff, and he hated the spacesuits that they had to wear. They had been made from
old oven mitt material, and they were so tacky in that gold color. The only thing that he really liked about the journey was Riff-Raff's sister, Magenta. She talked with a
strange accent, but she was marginally nice to him. Suddenly, the viewscreen in front of his chair flashed on and displayed a short message while a robot voice repeated it.
"Warning, the house is approaching Earth. Warning, the house is approaching Earth."
Frank's shrieks of fear brought both Magenta and Riff-Raff running into the laboratory sector of the house/ship and Riff-Raff grabbed the controls to bring them in for a
landing. Frank fainted.
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Riff-Raff stepped out of the front door of the house to look around and check out the landing area. Just to the left of the ship, he saw a billboard.
"Magenter, what do ya' suppose that this sign means?"
"Vhat does it zay?"
"It says 'Welcome to Las Vegas'."
"Then it is probably telling us vhere ve have landed."
"Oh."
Just then, Frank stumbled out into the open.
"Is the ride over, Mum?"
"Frank, snap out of it. We're on Earth, so we need to try and blend in. Let's go try yo find some Earth clothes."
Riff-Raff started to hike along the side of the road that appeared to lead to this 'Las Vegas'. Just as Frank and Magenta quickly caught up to him, he nearly
fell over a figure lying by the side of the road. Magenta bent over and examined the sleeping Earthling.
"Frank, I think that you may have found your first convert!!!! This appears to be a young Earthling female according to the readings that my lifeform scanner is
getting."
Frank and Riff-Raff now both knelt anxiously over the form on the ground. Suddenly, the girl stirred, looked up into the faces of the three aliens kneeling around her,
and screamed. She tried to jump up and run away, but Frank jumped on top of her and pinned her to the ground.
"Magenta, are you sure that the earthling isn't, um, male? I mean, the clothes, and the short hair..."
"Nope, it is definatlly female."
The girl kept screaming.
"Get offa' me, ya' creep!!!! For God's Sake, you're not the cops, so ya' can't detain me!!!! Just 'cause I ran away..."
Frank reluctantly climbed off of the girl and Magenta tried to calm her down.
"It's all right, ve von't hurt you. I am Magenta. This is my brother Riff-Raff and our employer, Frank-n-Furter. Vhat iz your name, please?"
"It's Columbia. That's it, just Columbia. I ran away from my last foster home. Where you from?"
"Ve are from the planet of Transexual in the Galaxy of Transylvania."
****To Be Continued****