Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. That is all I need to say in the disclaimber. No one reads these
anyway. La di da. You smell like a fish. I am bored. I dont like Harry Potter. I think Ron could be hot.
I think Hermione is a stuck up. I think that the twins are abnoctious. I cant spell! But no one will care
because no one ever reads the disclaimer. I am a genius, they call me the genius. I am very self absorbed.
Here is my story because I know that no one is reading this! He he he!
Harry and Hermione were walking down the stairs one day to go to lunch, when all of a sudden........ Ron jumps down from
the ceiling by jumpercables.
Ron: HARRY HERMIONE! Thank goodness that I found you! The FBI need you now!
Harry: Ron, we dont work for the FBI.
Hermione: Your wrong Harry. I know that if we set our minds to it, we can do ANYTHING!
Ron: So, Harry, are you in?
Harry: sure. But Ron, we dont know what our mission is, or whatever.
Hermione: Wrong again Harry.
Harry: Would you shut up Hermione!
Hermione: We have to save the Brooklyn Bridge from total elimination!
Harry: The Brooklyn Bridge. The Brooklyn Bridge in Brooklyn.
Hermione: Boy, you sure are one smart cookie!
Ron: Lets move!
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Ron: Boss, we're here!
Fred: Excellent.
Harry: FRED! YOU ARE IN ON THIS TOO!
George: Who did you expect? McGonall?
Harry: well. no, but NOT you guys!
George: Now, the Brooklyn Bridge is in Brooklyn.
H,H&R: Got it!
Fred: We need you to go and stop Snape from stealing it.
Harry: WHAT THE HELL DOES SNAPE WANT WITH THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE!?
George: we dont know.
Harry: Ok. So, what do we have to do?
Fred: you three have to come up with a plan to get Snape away from the Brooklyn Bridge and to the Sears Tower.
Harry: Why does he need to be at the sears tower?
George: For a suprise party you dolt!
Harry: oh.
Fred: Then, we attack him from behind and ship him off to the Statue of Liberty where he will sing the national anthem at a Cubs game.
Harry: Why cant some one in America so this!?
George: Because we need to find out if Santa Clause is REAL or not!
*Ron and Hermione look determined while Harry lookes like he doesnt understand what his bosses are talking about.*
Fred: Go now! Here are some helpful clues on where to find the Brooklyn Bridge.
*Harry opens folded paper*
The Brooklyn Bridge is in Brooklyn.
Ron: Thanks guys! I think I might know where to start looking!
Harry: In Brooklyn??
Ron: NO! In Toronto! Why would we look in Brooklyn for the Brooklyn Bridge! That is exactly what they WANT you to think.
Hermione: It's perfect!
*Harry still looks confused*
Fred: Go my children!
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Harry: Well, we are in Toronto, now where?
Ron: Now we go to Brooklyn.
Harry: WHAT! But, I thought you said that the Brooklyn Bridge was in Toronto!
Hermione: What! Why would we think something stupid like that! Harry, are you on something?
*Fly to Brooklyn*
Hermione: LOOK! There it is!
Harry: Yeah! The Brooklyn Bridge in Brooklyn! Just like I thought!
Ron: Look! There is Snape!
Hermione: He is trying to cross the Bridge!
Ron: We have to stop him!
*Hermione and Ron run towards Snape as her walks over the bridge.
*Hermione kicks him in the face
*Ron does the Matrix kicks
*Harry stands and watches. Scratches head out of confusion.
*Snape takes out gun.
*Hermione and Ron dodge it like in Matrix.
*Harry slips and falls on a puddle and misses.
*Ron kicks Snape and knocks him out.
Hermione: Ron! Harry! We did it!
Harry: Yeah.
Ron: I cant believe it! I am a REAL FBI agent.
Fred: Your task is not over yet my children,
Harry: FRED! Where did you come from!?
Fred: Now it is time to take Snape to the Sears tower.
Harry: For the suprise party?
Fred: Yes. Exactly, young grasshopper.
Ron: We are on our way.
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Snape: WILL YOU PASS ME THE TEA!?
Hermione: WHAT?
Snape: WILL YOU PASS ME THE TEA?!
Hermione: OKAY HERE!
Harry: I CANT HEAR A WORD YOU ARE SAYING
Hermione: WHAT!
Harry: RON, TURN DOWN THE MUSIC
Ron: Okay
*turns down VERY loud music.
Snape: Thank YOU!
Hermione: Well, we are here!
*All of Hogwarts staff: SUPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape: Thank you! Thank you SO much!
*Sniff sniff*
Hermione: Mission complete.
George: I am afraid not yet!
Harry: Why am I not suprised.....
George: You next task is to get Snape to the Statue of Liberty to sing the national anthem at the Cubs game.
Ron: Yes sir!
George: My the force be with you!
Harry: Here we go again.
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Snape: is it time for my close up yet?
Hermione: Snape sir, here is your costume.
Harry: Be ready in 2 min!
Snape: All right.
*Harry closes door to dressing room.
Harry: I cant wait till this is over.
Hermione: Oh Harry! This is so exciting.
Harry: Does Snape even KNOW the nation anthem?????
Hermione: Of course he does!
Harry: Okay.
*Snape comes out.
Snape: How do I look??
*Does a little twirl. Wearing red and blue spandex with white stars all over it.
Harry: MY EYES! MY EYES! MY POOR LITTLE EYES!
Hermione: You look LOVELY!
Snape: Why thank you!
*Snape walks out to stadium. Everyone applauds.
*Loud Opera voice is herd.
Harry: My EARS! MY EARS! IT BURNS!!!!!
Hermione: This is beautiful!
Ron: Mission accomplished!
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Fred: Well, good work young grasshoppers. You have done well.
Ron: I am so happy! There IS a Santa Clause!
Harry: Where did you get THAT from!
Hermione: Dont you get it Harry!? All the clues point to ONE thing. Santa Clause DOES REALLY EXIST!
Harry: FINE! I am sorry I asked.
Ron: Merry Christmas, everyone!
anyway. La di da. You smell like a fish. I am bored. I dont like Harry Potter. I think Ron could be hot.
I think Hermione is a stuck up. I think that the twins are abnoctious. I cant spell! But no one will care
because no one ever reads the disclaimer. I am a genius, they call me the genius. I am very self absorbed.
Here is my story because I know that no one is reading this! He he he!
Harry and Hermione were walking down the stairs one day to go to lunch, when all of a sudden........ Ron jumps down from
the ceiling by jumpercables.
Ron: HARRY HERMIONE! Thank goodness that I found you! The FBI need you now!
Harry: Ron, we dont work for the FBI.
Hermione: Your wrong Harry. I know that if we set our minds to it, we can do ANYTHING!
Ron: So, Harry, are you in?
Harry: sure. But Ron, we dont know what our mission is, or whatever.
Hermione: Wrong again Harry.
Harry: Would you shut up Hermione!
Hermione: We have to save the Brooklyn Bridge from total elimination!
Harry: The Brooklyn Bridge. The Brooklyn Bridge in Brooklyn.
Hermione: Boy, you sure are one smart cookie!
Ron: Lets move!
***************************************Mission Impossible music******************************************************************
Ron: Boss, we're here!
Fred: Excellent.
Harry: FRED! YOU ARE IN ON THIS TOO!
George: Who did you expect? McGonall?
Harry: well. no, but NOT you guys!
George: Now, the Brooklyn Bridge is in Brooklyn.
H,H&R: Got it!
Fred: We need you to go and stop Snape from stealing it.
Harry: WHAT THE HELL DOES SNAPE WANT WITH THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE!?
George: we dont know.
Harry: Ok. So, what do we have to do?
Fred: you three have to come up with a plan to get Snape away from the Brooklyn Bridge and to the Sears Tower.
Harry: Why does he need to be at the sears tower?
George: For a suprise party you dolt!
Harry: oh.
Fred: Then, we attack him from behind and ship him off to the Statue of Liberty where he will sing the national anthem at a Cubs game.
Harry: Why cant some one in America so this!?
George: Because we need to find out if Santa Clause is REAL or not!
*Ron and Hermione look determined while Harry lookes like he doesnt understand what his bosses are talking about.*
Fred: Go now! Here are some helpful clues on where to find the Brooklyn Bridge.
*Harry opens folded paper*
The Brooklyn Bridge is in Brooklyn.
Ron: Thanks guys! I think I might know where to start looking!
Harry: In Brooklyn??
Ron: NO! In Toronto! Why would we look in Brooklyn for the Brooklyn Bridge! That is exactly what they WANT you to think.
Hermione: It's perfect!
*Harry still looks confused*
Fred: Go my children!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mission Impossible Music~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harry: Well, we are in Toronto, now where?
Ron: Now we go to Brooklyn.
Harry: WHAT! But, I thought you said that the Brooklyn Bridge was in Toronto!
Hermione: What! Why would we think something stupid like that! Harry, are you on something?
*Fly to Brooklyn*
Hermione: LOOK! There it is!
Harry: Yeah! The Brooklyn Bridge in Brooklyn! Just like I thought!
Ron: Look! There is Snape!
Hermione: He is trying to cross the Bridge!
Ron: We have to stop him!
*Hermione and Ron run towards Snape as her walks over the bridge.
*Hermione kicks him in the face
*Ron does the Matrix kicks
*Harry stands and watches. Scratches head out of confusion.
*Snape takes out gun.
*Hermione and Ron dodge it like in Matrix.
*Harry slips and falls on a puddle and misses.
*Ron kicks Snape and knocks him out.
Hermione: Ron! Harry! We did it!
Harry: Yeah.
Ron: I cant believe it! I am a REAL FBI agent.
Fred: Your task is not over yet my children,
Harry: FRED! Where did you come from!?
Fred: Now it is time to take Snape to the Sears tower.
Harry: For the suprise party?
Fred: Yes. Exactly, young grasshopper.
Ron: We are on our way.
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Mission Impossible Music%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Snape: WILL YOU PASS ME THE TEA!?
Hermione: WHAT?
Snape: WILL YOU PASS ME THE TEA?!
Hermione: OKAY HERE!
Harry: I CANT HEAR A WORD YOU ARE SAYING
Hermione: WHAT!
Harry: RON, TURN DOWN THE MUSIC
Ron: Okay
*turns down VERY loud music.
Snape: Thank YOU!
Hermione: Well, we are here!
*All of Hogwarts staff: SUPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape: Thank you! Thank you SO much!
*Sniff sniff*
Hermione: Mission complete.
George: I am afraid not yet!
Harry: Why am I not suprised.....
George: You next task is to get Snape to the Statue of Liberty to sing the national anthem at the Cubs game.
Ron: Yes sir!
George: My the force be with you!
Harry: Here we go again.
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Snape: is it time for my close up yet?
Hermione: Snape sir, here is your costume.
Harry: Be ready in 2 min!
Snape: All right.
*Harry closes door to dressing room.
Harry: I cant wait till this is over.
Hermione: Oh Harry! This is so exciting.
Harry: Does Snape even KNOW the nation anthem?????
Hermione: Of course he does!
Harry: Okay.
*Snape comes out.
Snape: How do I look??
*Does a little twirl. Wearing red and blue spandex with white stars all over it.
Harry: MY EYES! MY EYES! MY POOR LITTLE EYES!
Hermione: You look LOVELY!
Snape: Why thank you!
*Snape walks out to stadium. Everyone applauds.
*Loud Opera voice is herd.
Harry: My EARS! MY EARS! IT BURNS!!!!!
Hermione: This is beautiful!
Ron: Mission accomplished!
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Fred: Well, good work young grasshoppers. You have done well.
Ron: I am so happy! There IS a Santa Clause!
Harry: Where did you get THAT from!
Hermione: Dont you get it Harry!? All the clues point to ONE thing. Santa Clause DOES REALLY EXIST!
Harry: FINE! I am sorry I asked.
Ron: Merry Christmas, everyone!