I Am Not A Hero

by Dustin Riley

So how did the V-Force survive after V3D was cancelled?

DISCLAIMERS: Voltron characters are property of World Events Productions. Original concept by Nike. Script (C) 2001 Fourty One Seventy Three Studios.

[Grunge music is heard in the background.]

KEITH: I am not a hero.

LANCE: I don't want to be known for all eternity.

PIDGE: I'm not just a pretty face.

SVEN [heavily accented as usual]: Sometimes people yust doon't understand me at all.

ALLURA: I am my own woman, and I don't give my love freely.

LOTOR: I am not a bad guy.

HUNK: Yes you are, Lotor.

LOTOR: Oh. Right.

KEITH: I believe in polygamy. It's not enough to be married to my job.

LANCE: Why didn't Voltron's writers give Allura a good-looking cousin or something?!

[Romelle clears her throat quite loudly.]

LANCE: Oh... sorry.

HUNK: I know what the Pythagorean Theorem is, and the Scarecrow on the Wizard of Oz does not.

PIDGE: Why are we saying these things?

KEITH: Because we're out of a job and need the money.

ALL: We are not heroes.

[screen fades]