Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, Nintendo does.
A/N: All you MM people out there know about the curiousity shop right? Here is a behind the scenes story of the shop. The perspective will be changing between Kafei, and the manager, and Sakon the thief.
Sakon: I have the goods.
Manager: How much do you want for them?
Sakon: 200 rupees all in advance, and an extra 300 after that.
Manager: 500 rupees for a stupid gilded sword.
Sakon: It is a very high quality sword, and I sent my bird to steal it from this stupid kid in a tunic.
Manager: Oh him, I sold him an overnight mask.
Sakon: Yes, and he ruined my plans for conquest of the world.
Manager: You can keep your sword, I don't want it.
Sakon: FOOL! You have turned down the deal of your life.
(Sakon threw down a deku nut, and disappeared in a flash of brilliant light)
Kafei: Who was that?
Manager: Sakon.
Kafei: He has no business here.
Manager: But, I just bought tacos from him. ^_^
Kafei: You DID? 0_0 He is a lier, and a thief! ~_~
Manager: It was a bargain, 100 rupees for 50 tacos.
Kafei: Is there some left?
Manager: Hell no! I ate them all myself.
Kafei: Why the heck did you eat them all!
Manager: I WAS HUNGRY! 0_0
Kafei: Oh quit blubbering and tell me what he sold you!
Manager: Well I bought a Box of wind up toys for 5 rupees.
Kafei: Let me see one in action.
(Manager winds one up and puts it on the ground...it went for a little bit, then fizzled out.
Kafei: We'll sell a ton.
Manager: I say 10 ruppees a piece.
Kafei: How many are there?
Manager: 100!
Kafei (ecstaticly): YEAAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A/N: If you have any suggestions to make this story better, email me at jacob_rulz13@hotmail.com