A/
A/N: Heddoo...we hope u like our wierd
storee...read it an' review or we will send an evil bottle of
syrup after you to make you turn into a waffle iron...ENJOY!!!!!
And also, da storee is written in a New York accent, so ignore it
and try ta figure it out. Plus all the characters are insane.
BYE.
FEAH
The C'ntestants:
Britney Spears, solo artist
Aaron Carter, solo artist
Justin Timberlake, of the group *NSYNC
Christina Aguilera, solo artist
Fred Durst, of the group Limp Bizkit
Da settin' is an old, supposedly haunted
sour cream factory. Dey awl arrive it li'l plaistic bags ovah
dey're heads wi' li'l smiley faces on 'em.
*Fade Out*
Britney Speahs' big ugly face appeahs on
da screen.
BS (Britney Speahs, uv course):
*giggles* Yeah right, me, like, believe in ghosts? Ah yew
kiddin'? I'm just heah bekuz uf awl da cute guys I'm prob'ly
gonna meet!
*Fade Out*
There is an empty screen.
AARON CARTER'S VOICE: DOWN HEAH,
@&$#*!*$!!!
Da cam'ra drops daown to short li'l
Aaron's hight.
MISTA CARTER: Gawd, stupid people. I
don't believe in ghosts. * pulls happy-face bag ovah his head and
proceeds to his pink limo.*
*Fade Out*
Justin Timberlake's face appeahs on da
screen.
JUSTIN TIMBERCAKE (A/N: 2 of my friends
had cakes with justin's face on them at their birthday parties,
and we couldn't think of a better nickname ~G): I believe in
ghosts bekuz my mom was eaten by one.
*Fade Out*
Christina Aguilera's face appeahs on da
screen.
CACA (her initials twice, duh!): I don't
believe in ghosts, I'm just trying to get away from annoying
people like Eminem and Britney Spears and Fred Durst.
*Fade Out*
Fred Durst's face appears ond a screen.
(this is getting very repetitive...)
DCGIDRH (Da crazy guy in da red hat):
Yuppers, i beleeve in ghosts bekuz da ghost in my tour bus eats
all de ice cream. *thinks for a moment* wait a second, I'm
wrong...dat'll be Wes. Nevah mind. *puts da smiley-face bag ovah
his head, puts his hat on over it, and hops into his green taxi*
(hey, I'm colorblind, gimme a break!)
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okies...dat wuz just da first
chapter...okay now guess what?????? You get to review it
now!!!!!!! YAAAAAY!!!!!!
