We're Stripping the Gundam Boys!

By: isabelle

Disclaimer: I don't own the Gundam Boys or any author and anime character that shows up in here.

AN: Sorry that this took so long. It's been a very busy month.

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~In some secret meeting room~

Duo: We MUST come up with a plan...

Quatre: My...vest...

Wufei: I overheard that some weakling named Xelloss was in on this too.

Trowa: We can't let anyone take our clothes. And even worse...I heard that the author was answering to special requests too.

Duo: *pales* Special...requests?

Trowa: *nodnod* //_x

Quatre: THAT'S IT! *nearly goes zero-system again but Heero stops him*

Heero: I...have a plan...

-after much whispering and Heero pulling Duo's braid after some strange comment that Duo made about the plan-

Duo: Alright...we shall call this...Operation: ...uhhh...Keep Our Clothes.

Wufei: *sneers* What kind of name is that?

Duo: Hey, lets see you come up with one.

Wufei: ...

Heero: It doesn't matter. We keep out clothes, we keep our lives, we keep our sanity.

Duo: Sanity? That's a little too late for us...

That's when Wufei decided to hit Duo with his kantana.

~erm...not in the secret meeting room~

Isabelle: And the winners are in! MWAHAHAHA!!!

[[o.o Btw, where are the guys?]]

Isabelle: I had to lock them out. The winners are not allowed to see the guys until...erm...after I introduce them.

[[-_-() Well? Aren't you going to introduce them?]]

Isabelle: Impaitent freak.

[[WHAT?!?!]]

Isabelle: ^^; Nothing. BTW, before I get to the names, there's some one who wanted to help out...

[[....oh no...]]

A purple-haired mazoku appeared in front of the author.

[[::walks out::]]

Isabelle: O.O Where are you going?

[[To stock up on asprin.]]

Xelloss: ^___o ...maybe it was my hair?

Isabelle: *sigh* Looks like we're going to have to continue without her. Okay, people, listen up. Here's how I--err...we picked the winners. We drew out of a hat.

Readers fall down, anime style.

Isabelle: ^^() No, seriously, we did. Since I--I mean, we got a bunch of special requests, we were like, "Oh, what the hell" and took them in. The winners get to pick a side-kick to get the clothing or whatever from the Gundam Boys because they're probably not able to do it themselves.

Xelloss: o___^ I thought you already got the clothes.

Isabelle: ARE YOU CRAZY??? That's suicide!!!!

Xelloss: But you have the laptop.

Isabelle: ...

Xelloss: ^____^ You're just lazy right?

Isabelle: Shut up...

Some random person: JUST ANOUNCE THE WINNERS ALREADY!!!

Isabelle: ::blinks slowly:: Winners? Well...we have Quatre and his 29 sisters...

Same random person: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!

Isabelle: *sweatdrops* Oh. That. Anyway, drumroll please Xelloss...

Xelloss: ^___^

*a deafening drumroll vibrates through the room*

Isabelle: *going deaf* Erm...thank you...Anyway. the winners are as followed. When I call the name, please come out. The winner for Wufei's boxers is...Liz! Son-Relena's sister...

Christine(Son-Relena): -_-() I can't believe my sister won some thing... *sweatdrops*

Liz: ::runs out:: ^__^

Xelloss: ^___^

Isabelle: ^___^

Christine: FREAK-Y!

Isabelle: Erm...Liz's sidekick will be Gohan from DBZ.

-Gohan(as a kid) appears outta nowhere-

Gohan: Uhhh...what am I doing here?

Liz: Gohan, you must help me get Wufei's boxers!

Gohan: Who's Wufei?

Liz: ...

Isabelle: While Liz explains who Wufei is to Gohan, lets bring out our next winner, the winner of Wufei. Yes, Wufei, body, mind, clothes minus the boxers, and katana though I can't quite grasp how that's a good thing. Anyway, the winner is Mika Lero!

Miko Lero: ::runs out with Urd behind her::

Urd: Why am I here again?

Miko Lero: You see, there's this really sexy gundam pilot called Wufei Chang. I want you to help me capture him.

Urd: e.e Alright...

Xelloss: ^___^ *looks at Urd...*

Urd: O_o

Xelloss: *continues looking*

Isabelle: ::whacks Xelloss: Pervert!

Xelloss: *ducks* *continues looking*

Isabelle: *sigh* Anyway, next is the winner of Trowa's jeans: Christine a.k.a. Son-Relena, sister of Liz. ...waaiiittt...damn...must be the genes of that family...

Christine: ::runs out sweatdropping::

Isabelle: Uhh...what's wrong?

Christine: I'm really happy to win Trowa's jeans and everything...but my side-kick, Ryoko, is already taken! I WILL HAVE REVENGE!!

-backstage-

Duo the Kawaii One: *sweatdrops* This is not good...

-front stage-

Isabelle: ..er...so who IS your side kick?

Christine: I haven't made up my mind yet.

Isabelle: e.e Please make up your mind soon or I'll have to assign you a side-kick.

Christine: What makes you think I need a side-kick?

Isabelle: You're going after Trowa's jeans.

Christine: *sweatdrops* Point taken...

Isabelle: Moving on is the winner of Quatre's vest: Katie a.k.a. Lady Washu!

Katie: ::runs out with Mousse:: ^^;

Mousse: No! I must go to find Shampoo!

Katie: I'll let you go to Shampoo after you help me get Quatre's pink vest!

Mousse: But Ramna...

Katie: Stop obsessing over Shampoo and Ramna for once!

Xelloss: ^___^ *looks at Katie*

Katie: *is slightly freaked out*

Mousse: *punches Xelloss* -_-()

Xelloss: *ducks and is back to looking at Urd*

Isabelle: *sweatdrops* Okieee...next is the winner of Duo's stirrups: Duo the Kawaii One!

Duo the Kawaii One: ::walks out slowly, taking cautious looks at Christine::

Ryoko: ::follows her out::

Christine: WHAT!??! YOU WERE THE ONE!?!

Duo the Kawaii One: ::pulls out a...sharp rose that Tuxedo Kamen always throws:: I am armed!

Christine: *consentrates VERY hard* *sweatdrops a very POINTY sweatdrop* *grabs it* *points it at Duo the Kawaii One* I am armed too!

Ryoko: *sigh cloud* Oh, stop arguing. I'll help both of you.

Duo the Kawaii One: Uhh...how?

Ryoko: *shrugs* I'll think of a way...

Isabelle: ::backs away from them just ever so slightly:: The winner of Duo's shirt is: Andrew a.k.a Phelan! But I'll call you Phelan since I like that name better...

Phelan: ::runs out::

Lina: ::walks out...eating some drumstick:: ::sees Xelloss: AHHH!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!

Xelloss: O.O Lina-chan?

Lina: ::puts a fist in his face:: Don't Lina-chan me! You stalked me here!

Isabelle: Uhh...Lina? Acutally, he invited himself here.

Lina: Invited himself ne? O_o Btw, Phelan, how much did you say you'd pay me?

Phelan: *sigh cloud* $100.

Lina: *hearts in eyes* Think of all the food I could buy!

Isabelle: You're acutally going to pay her?

Phelan: *lowers voice in whisper* No.

Lina: What was that?

Phelan: I mean...uhh...yes! Of course!

Isabelle: *sweatdrops* And at last...Heero's spandex...

-suddenly, before she could say anything, Heero appears-

Authors: O_O

Xelloss: ^___^

Lina: O__o

Heero: Mwahahahaha... *plants a bomb on the stage*

Everyone: ::freezes::

Heero: *snatches the paper*

*bomb explodes*

Isabelle: AHHHH!! HEERO YOU IDIOT! WHY'D YOU PLANT A SINK BOMB!??!?!

Xelloss: O.o Does that mean you can't annouce the winner of Heero's spandex yet?

Isabelle: HE TOOK MY DAMN PAPER!! *shoom*

Heero: *shoom*

Urd: That...was strange...

Ryoko: I STINK!!

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erm...until next time...that is, next time after the French Test....