Blad Blup Bloop
By Dela Six
A/N: All characters belong to J. K. Rowling, not me. Except Mr. Fishy. He is mine. I have created a fish! Mwahahahaha! Anyway, just a reminder that I pride my stories for being full of absolute nonsense, so in your review, (yes, I'm expecting you to review), don't say huh? or whu? or you're crazy! because... DUH! Hope you enjoy my newest plotless creation to the fullest. Oh yeah. Barney ain't mine neither. So hahahahaha!
Ron was happy. Very happy. I like it when people are happy, don't you? It's so happy! I mean, if they're sad, it's not very happy, is it? Anyway, I'm Barney the dinosaur, and I'm gonna sing you a happy song. I love you, you love me. We're a happy family, with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?
Ron: Ahhhhhhhh! I will not let Barney the dinosaur be my narrator!!!
Hermione: But, Ron, there simply isn't another narrator available.
Barney: I know a good narrator!
R+H: Who?!?
Barney: Here he comes now!
Weply: Bladup, bloo, blibabp.
Barney: Translation: I am Weply. I will narrate.
Ron: Uh...
Weply: Blooooooop, blapy, bliddapolby, blopbgy.
Barney: Translation: Once upon a time there was a dude named Ron, an' he was all like "Yo!" 'n stuff, dude.
Weply: blo.
Barney: Every day he would sit down on a rock and wait for his own true love, Hermione to stop by.
R+H: *blush cuz they know it's true*
George: I am Fred.
Fred: I am George.
Buttercup: Dela, I think this is your stupidest fic yet.
Me: Good for you.
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm: hi.
Harry: Hi. Wuzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?
Peoples: Stuffs.
Hermione: This is stupid. Bye.
Harry: ditto.
Peoples: Hasta.
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm: ya, man. me2.
me: bye bye.
Buttercup: double ditto.
Fred: Farewell, thine people of insaneness.
George: What he said.
Barney: I have a date with Baby Bop, k?
Weply: Bladblup.
Ron: Hello? Anyone there? I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, DELA6!!!
Me: But I like you.
Ron: K. Bye.
Me: Bye.
THE END OF A LAME SHORT STORY.
By Dela Six
A/N: All characters belong to J. K. Rowling, not me. Except Mr. Fishy. He is mine. I have created a fish! Mwahahahaha! Anyway, just a reminder that I pride my stories for being full of absolute nonsense, so in your review, (yes, I'm expecting you to review), don't say huh? or whu? or you're crazy! because... DUH! Hope you enjoy my newest plotless creation to the fullest. Oh yeah. Barney ain't mine neither. So hahahahaha!
Ron was happy. Very happy. I like it when people are happy, don't you? It's so happy! I mean, if they're sad, it's not very happy, is it? Anyway, I'm Barney the dinosaur, and I'm gonna sing you a happy song. I love you, you love me. We're a happy family, with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?
Ron: Ahhhhhhhh! I will not let Barney the dinosaur be my narrator!!!
Hermione: But, Ron, there simply isn't another narrator available.
Barney: I know a good narrator!
R+H: Who?!?
Barney: Here he comes now!
Weply: Bladup, bloo, blibabp.
Barney: Translation: I am Weply. I will narrate.
Ron: Uh...
Weply: Blooooooop, blapy, bliddapolby, blopbgy.
Barney: Translation: Once upon a time there was a dude named Ron, an' he was all like "Yo!" 'n stuff, dude.
Weply: blo.
Barney: Every day he would sit down on a rock and wait for his own true love, Hermione to stop by.
R+H: *blush cuz they know it's true*
George: I am Fred.
Fred: I am George.
Buttercup: Dela, I think this is your stupidest fic yet.
Me: Good for you.
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm: hi.
Harry: Hi. Wuzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?
Peoples: Stuffs.
Hermione: This is stupid. Bye.
Harry: ditto.
Peoples: Hasta.
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm: ya, man. me2.
me: bye bye.
Buttercup: double ditto.
Fred: Farewell, thine people of insaneness.
George: What he said.
Barney: I have a date with Baby Bop, k?
Weply: Bladblup.
Ron: Hello? Anyone there? I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, DELA6!!!
Me: But I like you.
Ron: K. Bye.
Me: Bye.
THE END OF A LAME SHORT STORY.