Have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe J.R.R. Tolkien made that whole thing up about hobbits and elves and frizzy purple flying monkies that somehow resemble smurfs?
Well if your a bit skeptical like me then this information will help you out a lot. Now I did some research and firgured out that in the time that "The Lord of The Rings Trilogy" takes place there were nver any frizzy purple flying monkies that somehow resemble smurfs, Pipe weed was commonlly known as marijuana, and to top it all off no midgets with hairy feet, I mean hobbits, were living in "The Shire." In reality those midgets with the hairy feet were reality just figments of J.R.R. Tolkien's imagination, everybody knows that all the hairy footed Midgets were lynched in 1492 for not accepting christianity. Another thing, those frizzy purple flying monkeys, they were really just African Americans wearing new suits that somehow got in fashion. Finnally, I tryed to look up pipe weed in the dictionary, it wasnt there. Based on this information and some crap i made up i bring you "Lord of the Rings, What really happened." This will be posted soon. Please wait for it and post reveiws to get me to keep writing. Whoever posts the twentieth reveiw can help me write the story and become my spelling editor (as you can see i REALLY need one). So please post those bloody reviews!!!!!!
Well if your a bit skeptical like me then this information will help you out a lot. Now I did some research and firgured out that in the time that "The Lord of The Rings Trilogy" takes place there were nver any frizzy purple flying monkies that somehow resemble smurfs, Pipe weed was commonlly known as marijuana, and to top it all off no midgets with hairy feet, I mean hobbits, were living in "The Shire." In reality those midgets with the hairy feet were reality just figments of J.R.R. Tolkien's imagination, everybody knows that all the hairy footed Midgets were lynched in 1492 for not accepting christianity. Another thing, those frizzy purple flying monkeys, they were really just African Americans wearing new suits that somehow got in fashion. Finnally, I tryed to look up pipe weed in the dictionary, it wasnt there. Based on this information and some crap i made up i bring you "Lord of the Rings, What really happened." This will be posted soon. Please wait for it and post reveiws to get me to keep writing. Whoever posts the twentieth reveiw can help me write the story and become my spelling editor (as you can see i REALLY need one). So please post those bloody reviews!!!!!!