All the Suzaku shichiseishi: Do we have to do this?
Me: Yep.
Kasa INC. Presents: Fushigi Yucky- the drug induced fanfic
Miawful:"Hi! I'm Miawful Yucky! Suzuki no Miko!
Hotohorrible:I'm Hotohorrible, the narcissistic Emporer of Korny country
Tamahomely: I'm Tamahomely, the broccoli-colored hair guy with the oni symbol on my head
Nufreako: I'm Nufreako, the loveable, crossdressing, gay guy
Mitskooky: I'm Mitskooky, the silent guy with the cat
Chirgeeko: I'm Chirgeeko, the 13 year old smart kid
Chifleari: Daaaa! I'm Chifleari no da!
Touchy: #$#%!! I'm Touchy, and I don't wanna be here
(Me from authorspace: STICK TO THE SCRIPT!)
It was a normal day in Korny country's imperial palace..........
Miawful: I'm hungry! *shovel's food into her mouth*
Hotohorrible *looking in his mirror*: I'm so beautiful it's scary
Nufreako: Oh Hotohorrible-sama! *swoons*
*All the Suzuki seishi sweatdrop except for Nufreako who's too busy swooning*
Mitskooky: Your pretty popular with the guys your Highness
Touchy: $%$%^!! He spoke!
Chirgeeko: I thought he was silent!
Chifleari: Daaa! He only makes snappy comments no da!
Tamahomely: Are you hitting on Miawful??
Like I said it was a normal day.......
Until.......The weirdos from the Silver Millenium showed up! (And yes they're Y2K complient)
Sailor Goon: I am Sailor Goon!
Sailor Jerkury: I am Sailor Jerkury!
Sailor Charrs: And I am Sailor Charrs!
All: And we will punish you!
Me: I think you have the wrong parody.
Sailor G,J, and C: Oh!
Sailor Jerkury: I knew we should have turned left at that last fic!
Me: riiiiiiiight........
Anyway.......The Suzuki seishi decided they needed to go to Krouton, to bother Nakagay, and the rest of the Seriflu seishi:
Gooey: I'm Gooey, Seriflu no Miko
Nakagay: I'm Nakagay, the General of Krouton
Homo: I'm Homo, a more annoying version of Nufreako! KAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!
Amitooshy: I'm Amitooshy, I can play the flute
Soupytooshi: I'm Soupytooshy, and I can play with yo yo's
Toi: I'm Toi, I love Nakagay!
Ashystarrey: Woof! Woof Woof!
Mipotion: I'm Mipotion, I look like a scary version of Buddah!
Miawful and her seishi arrived at Krouton.
Tamahomely: Nakagay! Let's fight needlessly to fill half an hour, and then you drug me, tourture me, and turn me against Miawful!
Hotohorrible: Yes! And then make me think that I have a chance with Miawful!
Miawful: And make me and Gooey fight and she betrays me!
Nakagay: Then I will have a defining moment, and then I'll go back to being a jerk!
Mitskooky: Then make me die as I push my healing power to far.
Nufreako: Then I'll finally start to act like a guy, and Ashystarrey will kill me.
Chifleari: Then I'll blast Nakagay and Toi will throw herself in front of the blast.
Amitooshy: Then I'll die....
Soupytooshy: And I'll go crazy! And kill someone out of revenge!
Mipotion: I'll posess Chirgeeko....
Chirgeeko: And then I'll kill myself taking Mipotion out with me.
Touchy: Or we can get Kami and make her stop writing this!
Me: eep
All of the Suzuki and Seriflu seishi come after me.
The End!!
Oh. My. God. This was the first peice of fanfiction I ever wrote...I swear I was under the influence of some sort of illegal substance.....