Paint Wars.
By: MoonbeamDancer.

Kitty Kibble- The idea's Mevima's, I wrote it, it belongs to me. Send comments to
Jellicle_Vamp@hotmail.com

In a Junkyard far, far, away.... There was a tom that found some half full paint cans. And wreaked havoc on the entire Junkyard.

Alonzo was walking though the Junkyard. He had been bored all day. The kittens didn't want to play, they were to busy drooling over Tugger. The other adults were too busy, even Cassandra was doing something. She was getting a manicure, a pedicure, a facial, and a massage. So basically, there was no one to play with, no one to annoy, and no one to fool around with. "I need a distraction..." he thought as he rounded a corner, busy contemplating what to do. He stopped dead in his tracks as he stepped in something wet and sticky... "Oh God. What did I step in?" he mumbled as he lifted his paw. He stared down at his paw in confusion. "What the hell..." he said. Whatever it was that it was on his paw, it was wet, sticky, and electric purple. Alonzo stared a little longer before he realized that it was paint. He looked around him. He saw loot of paint cans about half full. Alonzo got this evil grin on his face. He wasn't about to be bored for long! Now... all he needed was a paintball maker and a paintball gun... Alonzo laughed softly.

~About a week later.~ Ok, it had taken about a week, but Alonzo was ready. "This is going to be great!" he thought. He dragged over a can and gently poured it into the paintball maker machine. He had gotten a paintball gun from his master and was now loading neon blue paint balls into the ball cartridge. He had neon blue, electric purple, hot pink, white, red, green,
orange, yellow, teal, lavender, and maroon. He shouldered the gun, a bag full of paintballs and dragged a can of wild raspberry (a really bright color.) with him.
The queens were in the Junkyard. They were just hanging around, relaxing. Alonzo aimed the paint gun at Victoria, laughing at how the paint would show on her. There was a pop and a splat! Vicki yowled. A splotch of neon blue appeared on her coat. "What the...?" Demeter said. There were several more pops and splats. The ground and queens were coated with different colors. They yowled and dove for cover. Tantomile hid in the alcove below Alonzo. He grinned and dumped the bucket of wild raspberry on her. Tantomile screamed as the paint cascaded on her. Bomba saw Alonzo and stared to curse him up one wall and down the other. She jumped up to where he was, grabbed a handful of paintballs and rubbed then into Alonzo's fur, making him an assortment of colors. "How do you like?" she yelled. From then on, it was an all out paint war between the tom and the others. The queens had enlisted the help of the other toms. Alonzo had painted them too. "Time for some fun." said Misto as he helped mix some paint. "No kidding." said Vicki and Tantomile. The girls dragged a paint bucket to where Alonzo was lying. They all got in a circle around him. "Ready?" whispered Munku. They all nodded. "One." said Demeter. "Two." said Rumpleteazer. "Three!" yelled Tantomile, Vicki and Bomby. They threw the paint on Alonzo. "WHAT??" Alonzo screamed, as he was soaked to the gills with paint. He stood up and the paint ran off in rivers. He shook his head and splattered some paint on the ground. "Ok. All right. I get it. I give. You win." he said. "Good." said Munku. "Now go take a bath." Alonzo sighed and took a bath.

The End.