Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
By Mitty

Duo sat at the window, reaching out to a cat," here kitty kitty kitty... here kitty." He was reaching his hand out into a tree.

He pulled his hand back with a scratch," kitty, why don't you come inside?"

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

" Kitty, why are you so mean?" Duo came down with a pouting look," I know, I'll go outside and get you down."

Duo went down the steps and bumped into Quatre," Duo what are you doing?"

"There's a cat in the tree outside in the court yard." Duo smiled.

" There are no cats in the court yard Duo." Quatre looked at him," I just came from there."

"Well, the one I'm after is a Kat." He smiled a little wider.

He walked out into the courtyard and looked up a tree," MR. MAXWELL! YOU CRAZY GIT, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! DON'T YOU LOOK UP MY SKIRT YOU PERVERT!!"

" Oh Ms. Katalonia, everything is just fine, I'm just coming to get the cat down from a tree." Duo began to climb the tree.