Day
Two:
Well! What an interesting night's
sleep! Wolverine nearly killed Rogue again, Cyclops wet the bed and Toad
woke up and forgot he was on the ceiling. (thunk)
Wolverine:
Hey guys! I'm not drunk yet!
Magneto:
Would you shut up?! I'm sick of you making stupid comments all the time! One
more bad line and I'm going to use my magnetic powers to rip up the steel
foundations of this building and the whole thing will collapse on top of us!!!
Jean
Grey: Well, at least you don't have to wash all of Cyclops' wet sheets!
Wolverine:
Hey guys! I'm not drunk yet!!
Well! We can see the tension
building up already! I wonder who will be the first to snap. Let's find out,
downstairs. Professor X has become delusional from hunger.
Professor
X who believes himself to be Captain Picard: I'm not wheelchair-bound!
Die you white-haired Klingon!
Storm:
Do you know what happens to a mutant when she falls down the stairs?
Picard:
Wait a minute! Those white eyes look familiar! It's Jordie with a wig! Let's
get you back to Dr. Crusher at sickbay! Picard to Enterprise. Energize! (They
get beamed up.)
There you have it folks, Professor X…I
mean "Captain Picard" and the unconscious Storm have left the scene and we're
down to eight mutants. Let's see what they're doing.
Mystique
and Rogue have gotten in a catfight over the last Twinkie in the box. Let's
watch:
Toad:
Bloody Americans! Them and their Twinkies!
Wolverine:
I'm not drunk yet guys!!!
Magneto:
I'm not sure I'm seeing what I'm seeing…
Cyclops
covering eyes: Tell me when it's o-over!
Sabretooth:
RRRRROOOOAAAARRRR!!!
Jean
Grey: Well at least Wolverine's too busy 'not getting drunk' to stare at me.
Wolverine:
I'm still not drunk yet!!!
Sabretooth:
Shut up you little alcoholic &@%*!!
Wolverine:
Shut up yourself, or I'll…I'll…
Sabretooth:
What? Throw a beer can at me?
Wolverine:
I'll…I'll…slip into my Hugh Jackman Australian accent!!!
Sabretooth:
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mystique:
Yes!!! It's mine!! The Twinkie is mine!!! You didn't have time to take off your
stupid gloves!!! Wait a second…..Noooo!!! You squashed it!!! (they resume
fighting. Rogue touches Mystique just as Mystique morphs into Rogue then Rogue
turns into Mystique just as Mystique, who looks like Rogue but is morphing back
into herself, falls to the ground unconscious. Confused? Good.)
Magneto:
Mystique beat Rogue! No, Rogue beat Mystique?! No! Ah, you lost me…
Toad:
Join the Brotherhood, he said! Rule the world, he said! He never said anything about
a bloody game show!!!!!!!
(P.S.
Thanks to Abi for that last line and a few random others.)
Dost
thee want the madness to continue?? Let me know!!