Big Brotherhood
(the continuation)
Yes! It's finally here! The second episode of Big
Brotherhood! I must thank all the people who sent me reviews, but if your
review states "no comment", then why bother sending it? Also, adding more
detail to my writing is not practical. I made them short and funny on purpose;
I don't want a Charles Dickens' novel on my hands with paragraphs between every
joke. No offense. Where were we? Oh yes! Tension is building up incredibly.
We're down to eight mutants: Wolverine, Rogue, Jean Grey, Cyclops, Toad,
Mystique, Sabretooth and Magneto. So sit back, grad a bag of popcorn, or
cheesecake, or lasagna, or…never mind….and enjoy!
Day 3:
Because
of the extreme amount of paranoia, rivalry and suspicion, Cyclops has decided
it would be a good idea to make a friend.
Specifically:
Magneto.
Cyclops
(thinking to himself): Hmm…What could I do to make Magneto my friend? I
could polish his shoes, or give him a sponge bath or something…No, no, no, he
might not go for that…I'll impress him! I could say something clever…No, I'm
too stupid to say anything clever…I'll tell a joke! Yeah! I'll tell Magneto a
joke!
Well, you just got a peek at
Cyclops' thoughts. I'm debating over the best word to describe them. Pathetic
or scary?
Cyclops:
Hey Magneto! Wanna hear a joke?
Magneto:
(bored) Sure.
Cyclops:
Okay, a guy walks in to a—
Magneto:
Let me guess…a bar.
Cyclops:
Darn! You must have heard this one!
Wolverine:
(barely heard in background) I'm still not drunk yet! Did somebody say
something about a bar?
Magneto:
Arrgh! (sigh) No, it's alright, you can continue, Cyclops.
Cyclops:
Okay, a guy walks into a bar and—
Rogue:
Ah walked inta a bar once.
Everyone:
Shut up Rogue!
Magneto:
(aggravated) Continue.
Cyclops:
A guy walks into a bar and sees a Jew, Adolf Hitler and Mussolini, sitting at a
table so he—
Magneto:
IS THIS A HOLOCAUST JOKE?!
Cyclops:
Duh…yeah.
Magneto:
I'M A SURVIVOR OF THE HOLOCAUST, YOU PIECE OF—
Sorry folks, but the following scene
has been censored due to extreme graphic violence and obscene language. Magneto
was kicked out because he broke the rule of "no deliberate killing", which also
explains the absence of Cyclops. Let's see how everyone's reacting to the
aftermath of the violence:
Jean
Grey: Well, I'm not cleaning up after this. I always had to clean his
wet sheets, but I'm not cleaning up his remains. Rogue, you do it.
Rogue:
But Ah…
Everyone:
Shut up Rogue!
Wolverine:
Hey guys, I'm not drunk yet!
(Sabretooth
forces himself not to rip Wolverine's throat out.)
Some
Time Later:
Jean
Grey: (reading a magazine) Hey guys, get a load of this article. It's pretty
interesting. Scientists have found that alcohol contains 0.07% of the chemical
that can break down and liquidate the supposedly indestructible metal,
adamantium. Adamantium…That sounds familiar. Anyway, then this chemical
combines with the adamantium to form a corrosive acid that can burn through
virtually anything…Hey, is it just me or has Wolverine not told us that he's
not drunk for the past ten minutes?
Rogue:
Maiybe he is drunk.
Everyone:
Shut up Rogue!
(Suddenly,
Wolverine staggers into the room, falls to the floor and evaporates.)
Rogue:
Logan…
Everyone:
Shut up Rogue!
Rogue:
But…my father figure…
Everyone:
SHUT UP ROGUE!
Rogue:
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
We're down to five mutants now.
That's half of what we started with! Wolverine doesn't look like he's coming
back anytime soon. Such a pity. See ya tomorrow!