Title: How Bulma and Vegeta Got Married
Author: Tsuki
Prologue
Notes: As you may have already noticed this is another V/B fic. Those are my favorites so that's why I'm writing one. This shouldn't be too bad, because I have written numerous other fics, but none of them were DBZ. They were all mostly Sailor Moon. So be prepared if it's a little mushy. Also, if you're one of those people with those sick, twisted, perverted minds that only like rated R adn NC-17 fics this is _not_ for you. The highest rating I'm gonna make this one is PG-13. So if you only like ones with on-screen s** scenes then go read Evil Orange Crayon's (EOC).
Disclaimers: No, DBZ does no belong to me. I wish it was, cuz then Trunks would be all mine!
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A small speck appeared in the sky. It grew larger as it drew nearer. Soon you could see that it was a spacepod and that it was going to crash-land on earth.
When it did a door popped open and out crawled a little baby boy. When he was completely out of the craft a beam of light shot out of the pod into the sky. The image was that of a moon. The little boy lookedup at it and suddenly, he began to change. He grew fangs, and hair began to grow all over his body at an alarming rate. He was also becoming steadily larger. In a matter of minutes the small baby boy had turned into a giant monkey!
He gave a huge roar and started to destroy all that surrounded him. He swung his arms wildly, smashing into mountains. He smashed trees with his feet. He roared again and sent a ball of energy to disintegrate several mountains all at once.
An old man who lived nearby came out to look at what was going on. As soon as he saw the giant primate destroying mountains he knew that it was time to get outta there. He packed a couple of things in his car, hopped in and drove off to the nearest town.
As soon as he got there he stocked up on gas. The guy who was working the late night shift there looked at him as if he was crazy. "Hey old timer, what's the big rush?" he asked the old man.
"You wouldn't believe me even if I told you." the old man said, putting gas into his car.
"C'mon. Try me."
"Alright. I just saw a giant monkey destroying the countryside."
"WHAT!!! Are you sure you didn't take one-too-many pills old guy?" the guy who was working there said.
"I told you you wouldn't believe it. But just to let you know, he's headed this way. See ya!" And with that the old man jumped into his car and drove away at top speed.
"That guy. He takes the cake." the worker said to himself as he walked back inside. A moment later he came running back outside.
"Hey! Come back here! You didn't pay for that! HEY!"
For the next couple of weeks/months Goku rampaged Chikyuu. He destroyed forests, mountains, fields, towns and cities. There was no place to hide; no place to go. Some people tried building underground shelters. Those worked, for a while anyway. But when the other saiyans came** they hunted them down and killed them as soon as they found them.
Only one man was smart enough and had the resources to build a spaceship. And that man was Dr. Briefs. As soon as he heard the news that a wild monkey was tearing up Chikyuu he said "Oh. Well, I guess you know what this means, dear." to Mrs. Briefs.
"What?" asked Mrs. Briefs.
"We're going to outer space. That's the only place where we can get away from this monster." Dr. Briefs explained to her.
"Oh. Well in that case, I should start packing." Mrs. Briefs said cheerily, as if they were just going on a vacation to the Bahamas. Mrs. Briefs hopped up to start her new project. Dr. Briefs turned off the T.V. and went down to his lab to start working on the spaceship.
Later that evening, after dinner, Bulma came up to Dr. Briefs. "Daddy? What are you doing? It looks like you're designing a spaceship, although none that I've ever seen." Bulma said to her father. She had always been a bright child and Dr. Briefs would see to it that her intelligence was not wasted.
"Do you know about that giant monkey that's rampaging Chikyuu?" he asked Bulma.
"Of course. Everyone knows about that." she answered matter-of-factly.
"Well we're going out to space to get away from it. This planet is doomed and there's nothing we can do about it except try to save ourselves." Dr. Briefs told his daughter.
"But, why? Don't you have some big machine that can take out this monster and let us live the rest of our lives here in peace?" Bulma asked, tears coming to her eyes.
"No, I'm afraid I don't Bulma. But don't worry. We're gonna find a new and better home for us. I promise." Dr. Briefs said to Bulma, giving her a big hug. Bulma sobbed into his shoulder. *Poor Bulma. She's still just a little kid; even the thought of leaving this house, never to return, would upset her. It mus be 100 times worse since it's her home planet she's leaving.* thought Dr. Briefs. He hugged Bulma closer to him.
Over the next couple of weeks/months Dr. Briefs worked on building the spaceship for his family, while Goku continued to destroy parts of Chikyuu, one bit at a time.
One day, Dr. Briefs announced, "I'm done!" to the family. He had just walked in and it was dinner time. He was soaked with sweat, and he had grease stains all over his face and clothes. But you could see a look of pride in his eyes.
"It's finished! Yeah! Now we can go to outer space and get _real_ look at the stars!" ChiChi yelled. Her face glowed.
"Yes, now we can finally go." Bulma said softly.
"Come on, I want you to see it." Dr. Briefs said, motioning for them to come outside. They all followed.
The spaceship was huge! It was about the size of one of the houses on the Capsule Corp. compound. And Bulma knew that about half of that space would be taken up by engines.
"Alright people. Time to go. Hup hup! Go get your stuff and meet me back out here in a half hour." Dr. Briefs ordered. Everyone went back into the house to get their belongings.
"What do you think it'll be like, on the spaceship?" ChiChi asked Bulma.
"It'll probably be okay for the few weeks and then eventually it'll all go get so boring that you'll wish you were dead." Bulma told ChioChi, angrily stuffing clothes into her suitcase.
"Geeze, why are you so mad?" ChiChi asked Bulma.
"Because Chikyuu is going to become a barren wasteland and there's nothing I can do about it." Bulma told ChiChi, stopping to look up at her. "I just feel so helpless."
"Well you're not the only one that feels that way. I wish I could save Chikyuu too; but I can't. All I- all _we_ can do is try to make our escape and hope for the best." ChiChi told Bulma comfortingly. Just then Mrs. Briefs came in.
"Come on girls, it's time to go. Hurry up and finish all your packing. We leave in 15 minutes." Mrs. Briefs told them. Then she whisked out of the room. ChiChi and Bulma looked at each other for a second and then continued their packing in silence.
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**The saiyans come _after_ Bulma and them lifted off.
Here's the scoop for all you peoples who are reading this. ChiChi is Bulma's adopted sister. Bulma's parents took her in after her parents died in a plane crash (did they still have planes then?). I will also refer to Goku as Goku, even when he is in monkey form in the beginning (or now). The only time I will call him Kakarott is when Vegeta calls him that.
Okay, that's all I have for now. I'll upload the rest later.
Ja ne minna,
Tsuki
Author: Tsuki
Prologue
Notes: As you may have already noticed this is another V/B fic. Those are my favorites so that's why I'm writing one. This shouldn't be too bad, because I have written numerous other fics, but none of them were DBZ. They were all mostly Sailor Moon. So be prepared if it's a little mushy. Also, if you're one of those people with those sick, twisted, perverted minds that only like rated R adn NC-17 fics this is _not_ for you. The highest rating I'm gonna make this one is PG-13. So if you only like ones with on-screen s** scenes then go read Evil Orange Crayon's (EOC).
Disclaimers: No, DBZ does no belong to me. I wish it was, cuz then Trunks would be all mine!
---^_^------^_^------^_^------^_^------^_^------^_^------^_^---
A small speck appeared in the sky. It grew larger as it drew nearer. Soon you could see that it was a spacepod and that it was going to crash-land on earth.
When it did a door popped open and out crawled a little baby boy. When he was completely out of the craft a beam of light shot out of the pod into the sky. The image was that of a moon. The little boy lookedup at it and suddenly, he began to change. He grew fangs, and hair began to grow all over his body at an alarming rate. He was also becoming steadily larger. In a matter of minutes the small baby boy had turned into a giant monkey!
He gave a huge roar and started to destroy all that surrounded him. He swung his arms wildly, smashing into mountains. He smashed trees with his feet. He roared again and sent a ball of energy to disintegrate several mountains all at once.
An old man who lived nearby came out to look at what was going on. As soon as he saw the giant primate destroying mountains he knew that it was time to get outta there. He packed a couple of things in his car, hopped in and drove off to the nearest town.
As soon as he got there he stocked up on gas. The guy who was working the late night shift there looked at him as if he was crazy. "Hey old timer, what's the big rush?" he asked the old man.
"You wouldn't believe me even if I told you." the old man said, putting gas into his car.
"C'mon. Try me."
"Alright. I just saw a giant monkey destroying the countryside."
"WHAT!!! Are you sure you didn't take one-too-many pills old guy?" the guy who was working there said.
"I told you you wouldn't believe it. But just to let you know, he's headed this way. See ya!" And with that the old man jumped into his car and drove away at top speed.
"That guy. He takes the cake." the worker said to himself as he walked back inside. A moment later he came running back outside.
"Hey! Come back here! You didn't pay for that! HEY!"
For the next couple of weeks/months Goku rampaged Chikyuu. He destroyed forests, mountains, fields, towns and cities. There was no place to hide; no place to go. Some people tried building underground shelters. Those worked, for a while anyway. But when the other saiyans came** they hunted them down and killed them as soon as they found them.
Only one man was smart enough and had the resources to build a spaceship. And that man was Dr. Briefs. As soon as he heard the news that a wild monkey was tearing up Chikyuu he said "Oh. Well, I guess you know what this means, dear." to Mrs. Briefs.
"What?" asked Mrs. Briefs.
"We're going to outer space. That's the only place where we can get away from this monster." Dr. Briefs explained to her.
"Oh. Well in that case, I should start packing." Mrs. Briefs said cheerily, as if they were just going on a vacation to the Bahamas. Mrs. Briefs hopped up to start her new project. Dr. Briefs turned off the T.V. and went down to his lab to start working on the spaceship.
Later that evening, after dinner, Bulma came up to Dr. Briefs. "Daddy? What are you doing? It looks like you're designing a spaceship, although none that I've ever seen." Bulma said to her father. She had always been a bright child and Dr. Briefs would see to it that her intelligence was not wasted.
"Do you know about that giant monkey that's rampaging Chikyuu?" he asked Bulma.
"Of course. Everyone knows about that." she answered matter-of-factly.
"Well we're going out to space to get away from it. This planet is doomed and there's nothing we can do about it except try to save ourselves." Dr. Briefs told his daughter.
"But, why? Don't you have some big machine that can take out this monster and let us live the rest of our lives here in peace?" Bulma asked, tears coming to her eyes.
"No, I'm afraid I don't Bulma. But don't worry. We're gonna find a new and better home for us. I promise." Dr. Briefs said to Bulma, giving her a big hug. Bulma sobbed into his shoulder. *Poor Bulma. She's still just a little kid; even the thought of leaving this house, never to return, would upset her. It mus be 100 times worse since it's her home planet she's leaving.* thought Dr. Briefs. He hugged Bulma closer to him.
Over the next couple of weeks/months Dr. Briefs worked on building the spaceship for his family, while Goku continued to destroy parts of Chikyuu, one bit at a time.
One day, Dr. Briefs announced, "I'm done!" to the family. He had just walked in and it was dinner time. He was soaked with sweat, and he had grease stains all over his face and clothes. But you could see a look of pride in his eyes.
"It's finished! Yeah! Now we can go to outer space and get _real_ look at the stars!" ChiChi yelled. Her face glowed.
"Yes, now we can finally go." Bulma said softly.
"Come on, I want you to see it." Dr. Briefs said, motioning for them to come outside. They all followed.
The spaceship was huge! It was about the size of one of the houses on the Capsule Corp. compound. And Bulma knew that about half of that space would be taken up by engines.
"Alright people. Time to go. Hup hup! Go get your stuff and meet me back out here in a half hour." Dr. Briefs ordered. Everyone went back into the house to get their belongings.
"What do you think it'll be like, on the spaceship?" ChiChi asked Bulma.
"It'll probably be okay for the few weeks and then eventually it'll all go get so boring that you'll wish you were dead." Bulma told ChioChi, angrily stuffing clothes into her suitcase.
"Geeze, why are you so mad?" ChiChi asked Bulma.
"Because Chikyuu is going to become a barren wasteland and there's nothing I can do about it." Bulma told ChiChi, stopping to look up at her. "I just feel so helpless."
"Well you're not the only one that feels that way. I wish I could save Chikyuu too; but I can't. All I- all _we_ can do is try to make our escape and hope for the best." ChiChi told Bulma comfortingly. Just then Mrs. Briefs came in.
"Come on girls, it's time to go. Hurry up and finish all your packing. We leave in 15 minutes." Mrs. Briefs told them. Then she whisked out of the room. ChiChi and Bulma looked at each other for a second and then continued their packing in silence.
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**The saiyans come _after_ Bulma and them lifted off.
Here's the scoop for all you peoples who are reading this. ChiChi is Bulma's adopted sister. Bulma's parents took her in after her parents died in a plane crash (did they still have planes then?). I will also refer to Goku as Goku, even when he is in monkey form in the beginning (or now). The only time I will call him Kakarott is when Vegeta calls him that.
Okay, that's all I have for now. I'll upload the rest later.
Ja ne minna,
Tsuki