Reply to A very strange fanfic challenge...
by Shade
-Author's Note: This is the original spamfic in response to a challenge
that eventually lead to Murphy's Law.
The challenge was to start a fic story with the following sentence:
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"After such an intense orgasm,
she should have been panting heavily;
however, she lay unnaturally still,
the rise and fall of a chest filling
with air curiously absent."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tenchi sighed in regret as he reached
over and closed Mihoshi's eyes.
"I'm sorry."
"Well she's not the real one either.
Looks like we'll have to just try again, Tenchi."
"Do I have to Washu-chan?"
"Tenchi, how many times have I told you?! The only flaw
with my cloning gun is that the clones can't survive more
then a hundred orgasms in 24 hours. According to Kiyone,
the real Mihoshi is good for at least five hundred
before she gets tired. Having you make love to all of
the Mihoshi's is the only way to check. I don't like it and neither
do the other girls but this is the only humane way to
get rid of them."
"But why me?!!!"
"Because she loves you dummy."
Tenchi dropped back onto the bed as Washu took the
limp Mihoshi clone back to her lab.
The door opened again.
"Oh Tenchi!" A familar bubbly voice giggled as the
blonde detective joined him under the covers.
Only 9,997 more to go.
by Shade
-Author's Note: This is the original spamfic in response to a challenge
that eventually lead to Murphy's Law.
The challenge was to start a fic story with the following sentence:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"After such an intense orgasm,
she should have been panting heavily;
however, she lay unnaturally still,
the rise and fall of a chest filling
with air curiously absent."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tenchi sighed in regret as he reached
over and closed Mihoshi's eyes.
"I'm sorry."
"Well she's not the real one either.
Looks like we'll have to just try again, Tenchi."
"Do I have to Washu-chan?"
"Tenchi, how many times have I told you?! The only flaw
with my cloning gun is that the clones can't survive more
then a hundred orgasms in 24 hours. According to Kiyone,
the real Mihoshi is good for at least five hundred
before she gets tired. Having you make love to all of
the Mihoshi's is the only way to check. I don't like it and neither
do the other girls but this is the only humane way to
get rid of them."
"But why me?!!!"
"Because she loves you dummy."
Tenchi dropped back onto the bed as Washu took the
limp Mihoshi clone back to her lab.
The door opened again.
"Oh Tenchi!" A familar bubbly voice giggled as the
blonde detective joined him under the covers.
Only 9,997 more to go.