Somethings gone....wrong
a/n this is where all the ff9 peaples personalities(speeling) get switched hope you enjoy =)
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Author: Twas the night before christmas (in Lindblum) and all through the Inn not a creature was sturring not even the tiny little killer man named Glinn
Glinn: oy shuddap you F*ckers! F*ck you F*ckin @$$hole!!!!!
Author: Whatever... anyway a certain man named Zidane Tribal couldn't wait till the next day
Zidane:oh i can't wait untill tommarrow Dagger gonna loooooooooove my present
Author: yeah sure
Zidane: f*ck off!
Author: Okay i'm gonna leave now
Zidane: good
******************Next morning*******************
Zidane: oh yay! I can't wait till i gte lotsa pwesents!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas everybody!@
Innkeeper: its Halloween you stupid bastard!
Zidane: what?
Innkeeper: take a look outside for yourself....stupid bastard
Zidane: oh fine but your wro-
Author: there were not carolers or anything Christmas like but little kids running around in costumes
Zidane: I...don't...get...it I could have sworn..
Innkeeper: stupid bastard
Zidane: oh shut up!
Author: well since Zidane didn't wanna look well STUPID he decided to go dressed as a zombie
Zidane: Oh boy are they gonna love this FIRST gonna show my hot momma
Author: Zidane couldn't wait to show Dagger his scary costume so he went outside as quickly as posible
Zidane: oh yeah look at me and my bad self here we go look at my awesome costume everyon-
Author: but no one but him had halloween costumesa on...noway they were all cary easter baskets looking for eggs
Zidane: what the hell is going on!
Dagger: hi Zidane me looking for egg me no find any you have yummy yummies on u?
Zidane: uh.....no
Dagger: poopies!
Arthor: Dagger then wattled away like a pinguin
Zidane: what was up with her?
Arthor: Zidane's day isn't going to well right? thats what i thought well once again Zidane wanted to be cool so he went back in the Inn to get a easter basket
Zidane: alright kidies your gonna be crying when i steal all the candi-
Author: once again something has gone wrong, now they were all dresses up as Lepricahns(spelling)
Zidane: not again!
Author: but luckily Zidane saw his very good freind Vivi so he decided to go have a chat with him
Zidane; wassup my man
Vivi: away you insolent bum!and take a shower for once you stupid monkey!
Author: Vivi then ran away from Zidane as if he was fearfully wanting to get away
Zidane: what the hell is going on here!
Author: the world hates you!
Zidane: F*ck you
Author: you should never be mean to a girl!
Zidane: If your a girl then my name is Carson Daily!
Author: can i have your autograph? and what are you guys doing here?
Steiner: you all suck..I'm too cool for you guys....go to hell...bite me....
Quina: MY FANNIE HURTS!
Zidane: oh no why does this always happen to me!!!
Quina: MY FANNIE HURTS!
Author: this happens to you because we all hate you!
Quina: MY FANNIE HURTS
Zidane: Well if you all hate me then just say so!
All(except Quina): WE HATE YOU ZIDANE!
Quina: MY FANNIE HURTS
Zidane: why do you all hate me!
ALL(except Quina): BECAUSE YOU SUCK!
Eiko: and you have like a tail and your like not cute!
Quina: MY FANNIE HURTS!
Zidane:WAAAA!!
Author: Lucky for Zidane it must have been a very bad dream because he woke up in his bed at the INN and it was 1:00 in the morning so he didn't miss Christmas...yet
Zidane: oh my god it was all a dream, good it was all a dre-
Quina: MY FANNIE HURTS!!!
Zidane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
the end
A/N (again) I know the characters were reall OOC but it was because they all switched personalities with each other except for Quina I don't know who he/she switched with
a/n this is where all the ff9 peaples personalities(speeling) get switched hope you enjoy =)
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Author: Twas the night before christmas (in Lindblum) and all through the Inn not a creature was sturring not even the tiny little killer man named Glinn
Glinn: oy shuddap you F*ckers! F*ck you F*ckin @$$hole!!!!!
Author: Whatever... anyway a certain man named Zidane Tribal couldn't wait till the next day
Zidane:oh i can't wait untill tommarrow Dagger gonna loooooooooove my present
Author: yeah sure
Zidane: f*ck off!
Author: Okay i'm gonna leave now
Zidane: good
******************Next morning*******************
Zidane: oh yay! I can't wait till i gte lotsa pwesents!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas everybody!@
Innkeeper: its Halloween you stupid bastard!
Zidane: what?
Innkeeper: take a look outside for yourself....stupid bastard
Zidane: oh fine but your wro-
Author: there were not carolers or anything Christmas like but little kids running around in costumes
Zidane: I...don't...get...it I could have sworn..
Innkeeper: stupid bastard
Zidane: oh shut up!
Author: well since Zidane didn't wanna look well STUPID he decided to go dressed as a zombie
Zidane: Oh boy are they gonna love this FIRST gonna show my hot momma
Author: Zidane couldn't wait to show Dagger his scary costume so he went outside as quickly as posible
Zidane: oh yeah look at me and my bad self here we go look at my awesome costume everyon-
Author: but no one but him had halloween costumesa on...noway they were all cary easter baskets looking for eggs
Zidane: what the hell is going on!
Dagger: hi Zidane me looking for egg me no find any you have yummy yummies on u?
Zidane: uh.....no
Dagger: poopies!
Arthor: Dagger then wattled away like a pinguin
Zidane: what was up with her?
Arthor: Zidane's day isn't going to well right? thats what i thought well once again Zidane wanted to be cool so he went back in the Inn to get a easter basket
Zidane: alright kidies your gonna be crying when i steal all the candi-
Author: once again something has gone wrong, now they were all dresses up as Lepricahns(spelling)
Zidane: not again!
Author: but luckily Zidane saw his very good freind Vivi so he decided to go have a chat with him
Zidane; wassup my man
Vivi: away you insolent bum!and take a shower for once you stupid monkey!
Author: Vivi then ran away from Zidane as if he was fearfully wanting to get away
Zidane: what the hell is going on here!
Author: the world hates you!
Zidane: F*ck you
Author: you should never be mean to a girl!
Zidane: If your a girl then my name is Carson Daily!
Author: can i have your autograph? and what are you guys doing here?
Steiner: you all suck..I'm too cool for you guys....go to hell...bite me....
Quina: MY FANNIE HURTS!
Zidane: oh no why does this always happen to me!!!
Quina: MY FANNIE HURTS!
Author: this happens to you because we all hate you!
Quina: MY FANNIE HURTS
Zidane: Well if you all hate me then just say so!
All(except Quina): WE HATE YOU ZIDANE!
Quina: MY FANNIE HURTS
Zidane: why do you all hate me!
ALL(except Quina): BECAUSE YOU SUCK!
Eiko: and you have like a tail and your like not cute!
Quina: MY FANNIE HURTS!
Zidane:WAAAA!!
Author: Lucky for Zidane it must have been a very bad dream because he woke up in his bed at the INN and it was 1:00 in the morning so he didn't miss Christmas...yet
Zidane: oh my god it was all a dream, good it was all a dre-
Quina: MY FANNIE HURTS!!!
Zidane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
the end
A/N (again) I know the characters were reall OOC but it was because they all switched personalities with each other except for Quina I don't know who he/she switched with