~CAK CAK LOOOOOOOOOOO~ screamed Tyler's cool 5 dollars cheap chicken alarm clock. It was a prefect clear Saturday afternoon, and Tyler had to waste it on washing his beautiful chicken, Chicky.
" Ugg why today?? Why does it have to be Chicky today not Val??!! Why oh why??!" Qustioned Tyler to his chicken alarm clock.
~Because Tyler, Chicky needs you. If you don't wash her today, she's gonna die of of a horrible disease.~Tyler's chicken alarm clock said suddenly.
" Huh Huh..what.....oh my gosh..wasn't i drunk with rancid eggnog yesterday??" Asked Tyler.
~Yup Tyler, you were~ Said the chicken alarm clock.
" That explains why i dremt Val was a horsie, Jamie was a cheerleader, Caitie was a Football player, and Hank was a pig!!! And that probably also explains why my favorite alarm clock is talking to me!!!" Exclaimed Tyler in awe.
~Umm...okie if you wanna put it that way....~ Said the chicken alram clock confused.
" I love being drunk with rancid eggnog then!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Tyler out loud.
~I like pigs and Britney Spears~ Said the chicken alarm clock.
" I like Val...now I'm beginning to like horsies.." Said Tyler confused.
Then the chicken alarm clock turned to a horsie and kissed Tyler!!!!!!
" You suck!!!!" Yelled Tyler.
~La la la!!~ Sang the "horsie".
** Dangit...when is this story ever gonna end you're wondering...
well it's never gonna end, so.... BOO YAH!!!!!!!!: P