Hey peoples! My name is Total Chaos, but you can call me TC. This is my first fic on this site. Just one warning. Absolutely Positively NO PLOT!! INCREDIBLY POINTLESS FIC! Any way be prepared for weirdness.
A DAY WITH THE CHIBIFIED GUNDAM GUYS!
By: Total Chaos (well duh!)
A really squeaky version of twinkle, twinkle little star is heard as we zoom in on a snoozing Duo. Apparently he is having a rather nice dream... not for long! TC bounces into the room and twinkle, twinkle suddenly turns to Phantom of the Opera.
TC: DUO! GET UP! *pulls authoress wand out of her... well never mind* *zaps bed out from under him*
Duo: *snorts as he inhales carpet*
TC zaps in other pilots
Heero: What the Fuck! *digging his way out from under the other pilots*
TC: Hm. I guess I need to work on that huh?
Wufei: Who the Hell are you? Onna!
TC: Tsk tsk. That's no way to treat a new author is it? Well, Fluffy will deal with you.
All G-boys: Fluffy?
TC: Yes, Fluffy. *She zaps in giant rotweiler with BIG TEETH*
G-boys: O_o
TC: Good boy Fluffy! I get to have some fun but I need some one else here... *zaps in little sister*
Lil'sis: DUO! *glomps Duo*
Duo: Can't... breathe! *GASP*
TC: Hey lil'sis! Want a ChibiDuo?
Lil'sis: YES STUPID! WHAT DID YOU THINK, I WAS GONNA SAY NO?
TC: *maniac grin* Okay.
Duo: Uh oh.
Quatre: We've seen that look before.
Trowa: Not Good. Nope, not good at all.
Heero: *attempts to remove Fluffy from his leg* I already don't like this.
TC: Woo Hoo! *pulls out chibifiying gun*
G-Boys: NOOOOOOO!!
TC: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *proceeds to chibify Duo*
ChibiDuo: OH NOO! I'm wittle! Wook at me! *squeaks as Lil'sis glomps him*
Lil'sis: He's so cute! *cuddles Duo until he passes out*
TC: My turn! *zaps the other G-boys*
ChibiHeero: Omae wo kowosu! *grabs squirt gun off of a counter and squirts TC* (don't ask me how it got there)
ChibiQuatre: Twowa, help meeee! *begins to bawl*
ChibiTrowa: How am I s'pposed to help? I like you!
ChibiWufei: *runs from Fluffy* Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
TC: AWWWWW! They're sooooooooooo CUTE! *glomps ChibiHeero*
ChibiQuatre: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *hic* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *hic* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
ChibiDuo: *wakes up and starts to chant* Hungwy, hungwy, hungwy, HUNGWY!
ChibiTrowa: *tackles ChibiQuatre and tickles him* Boo!
ChibiQuatre: Ha ha haha hahahahahahahaha *sniff* hee hee!
ChibiWufei: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP MMMMEEEEEEEEEE! *climbs up TC's leg and clings to her neck*
ChibiHeero: Bwahahaha! Wookit! I can fwy! *jumps off coffee table* Weeeeee!
TC: I shall return with FOOD! *runs out the door leaving Lil'sis with the chibies. alone*
What will happen next? You'll see! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ha. Review or Fluffy will be visiting your house tonight! P G2G! Buhbye!