Love, Comedy and other weird stuff

Ch.3

"I have important news regarding Ash Ketchum, does anyone know who or where he is?" asked Lana. Misty, Ash, Brock and Pikachu were all quite taken aback by this. "Um… I'm Ash K…Ketchum, err… w…what ummm is it?" stuttered Ash nervously looking at the brand new car Tom had just crashed into a lamppost. "You're Ash Ketchum? Let me see your Pokedex." Ash handed it over. "I am Dexter designed for Pokemon trainer Ash Ketchum," it said in a monotonous computer-like voice. "Very good, may I talk to you in private?"

In Private

"You said you had news regarding the pokemon that attacked me?" Ash asked. "Yes, here it is……"

Meanwhile

"So, you say you are a secret agent?" Misty asked. "Yes, my girlfriend and I work for a secret government agency called Mystique 32." Tom replied without thinking. "Not much of a secret any more is it now that I know. But don't worry, I've seen spy films and I know they kill anyone who knows about them so your secret is safe with me, if you don't pull out a gun and shoot me, I won't tell anyone you or Lana's secret, agreed?" Misty offered. "Agreed." Tom confirmed.

Back in private

"The pokemon that attacked you was one of a terrorist agency's new experiments. They were using a mind control device to use that pokemon; also…" she was interrupted by a strange voice. " Whayya talkin' bout you lil' ladee? Eh? I think you sould stop speenin' around an' hey, why is there five o' you, oh, you mus' 'ave foive twins, you lil' spinny ladees. Eh?" with that last comment the drunken hobo vomited then dropped on the floor unconscious. "I think it's private now. Where was I? Oh yeah, anyway, our agency Mystique 32 will be doing all in our power to stop these people," Lana finished.

In public

"What happened Ash?" Misty asked with a concerned tone in her voice. Ash, who looked a little shaken merely ignored this comment. "Hey guys, I'm feeling tired, lets go and stay in a hotel. We'll sleep on it," Ash finished.

Next day

"Umm… Misty. I ummmm…. kinda wanta tell you, I ummmm l….l….love y…ou," Ash said. "Oh Ash, I have to tell you something too, I'm a lesbian, I like Tom's girlfriend, Lana!"

"AHHHH!" Ash woke up in a cold sweat. Phew! It was only a dream. Maybe the dream was a warning…no. He was going to tell Misty today and that was final. With that last thought he went into a deep dreamless sleep.

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