Disclaimer: Yeah, I own pokemon, that's why ash and misty aren't in togther on the show and that's why im writin fics instead of actually putting this on TV!!!! OF COURSE I DON'T OWN POKEMON
A.N: Hey its me again. Sorry for takin so long I have evil teachers.
Love, Comedy and other weird stuff
Ch.5
A while after the kiss
"Um Misty, I want to talk about the kiss," Ash said in a slightly shaky voice. "Ash, before you say anything I…" "No Misty, let me go first. I really enjoyed the kiss and I want to say that I….I love…" As if on cue (hey wait, it is on cue, I wrote this! Anyway, on with the show) Brock walked in thinking he would be able to give Ash the gifts he had specifically told him to get. But of course he was wrong. "Hey Ash I got the gifts you wante…… Ah! Damn. Hoe long does it take to tell her you love her. Geez!!" And he walked out leaving both Ash and Misty shocked.
"You love me!!!" Misty said a bit more excitedly then intended. "Ummm…. Well yeah. I guess…" he was cut off by the read-head who seemed so happy she seemed like she had taken an overdose of prozac while she was already extremely happy. "You love me!!" Misty Screamed extatically. "Well yeah guess…" Ash mumbled. "Oh I love you too Ash, more them anything in the world!!" Misty screamed in delight and then stopped and started to lean towards Ash, who also started to lean forward. As usual, just before they kissed ol' no eyes walked in. "Hey Ash I heard the entire thing, congrats, and Misty, Ash told me to get these gifts for you, he was gonna give them himself but I guess he didn't get round to it, he was busy with you, eh ash you ol dog. Oh wait! I forgot you usually kiss after you confess! Sorry," Brock said. But it was too late. The seemingly everlasting romantic moment was shattered into a million pieces, then burnt by a flamethrower. Then again. And again. Then cut up into smaller pieces. Then again. And again. Yet again. Then Hit by a nuclear bomb and attacked by a phsycotic madman at the same time. Then again. And… "Hey! They get the idea, quit it." Oh sorry. (Whispering) and again. "I HEARD THAT!!!" AAGHH. Sorry, geez, just trying to emphasize the point. On with the show.
"Ah well, too late now, never mind. Hey, do ya' wanna' go out for pizza?" Brock said, obviously thinking his good friends would forgive him.
The view changes to outside
the room Ash, Misty and Brock
are in. 5 Storeys up…
"AAAAAGGGGGGHHHGHGHHH!!!!!" Brock wails as he crashes through a closed window, falls 5 storeys then lands with a thud on a nice HARD concrete road, then gets hit by a car.
Back in the room
Brock is somehow alive with a sling and a bandage around his head, and is in the emergency ward. He is still in shock that he was chucked out the window………. by Nurse Joy. You see as he said, "Ah well, too late now, never mind." Nurse Joy walked in, so he asked Nurse Joy to go out for pizza, and was rejected, although this time it hurt a LOT more. Hehehhehheheheh.
By now the person who had run him
over had got out of his car and was apologising, although not many people would
be able to stop if someone just fell from the sky in front of them. "Hi, umm
im sorry I ran him over, I just didn't see him coming," the driver
explained. He was a short person with black hair and dark skin, he came up to
about Misty's chest (remember they are all 5 years older and all you hentai's
don't comment on his view). Also he had a quiff which could not be kept down. "It's
all right, we know you didn't mean to hit him, by the way, what's your name?" Joy
asked. "Ummm, Tissione." "Really, are you Italian?" big mistake, if
there was one thing you should NOT ask to Tissione is if he is Italian . Some
veins bulge out of his forhead like in the show when someone's very angry. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
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Hey, how'd you like it, eh, as usual, pleeeeeeees review. And Tom, I've had enough reviews from you. And you the real tissione. Only one more each. Got it?!?!?!? Good.