Hi. I'm back. Sorry. I don't know what took so long and I am down to my last excuse while school is of. I was on holiday in a foreign country without Internet access. I'll leave it up to you to believe me or not.
Ch. 6
"Hurry
up Misty we don't have all day you know." Ash yelled. Sheesh! How long
does it take to have a shower? Women. But now she's my woman. Ash grinned
at this thought. The view goes into the bathroom where Misty is still picking
which shampoo to use, out of her choice of 36. "Hmmmmm, I've narrowed it
down to two different shampoo's, I just can't choose between the rose "wash and
be the best" with added conditioner for extra dandruff free hair, or the
"petals of the world" anti tangle which will leave you feeling like a million poke
dollars," Misty sighs in resignation. Then turns towards me and asks. "What
do you think?" I look around then realise I'm the only one in the bathroom
apart from Misty. "Who… me? I'm just the author, and a guy. How should I know?
You are not even meant to know that I am here. After all I'm not a character.
Although I am the author so technically I am your god. Cool isn't it.
Echooooooo Echooooooo." "Shut up!" "How dare you. Grrrrr" Misty
lands naked in a pool of mud then into a Barney program. "I love you, you
love me!" "AAAAAAHHHHHH" Then finally teleported, still naked and muddy in
front of Ash, who promptly gets a nosebleed and faints. "Say sorry." "Only
if you promise never to do that again." "Okay" "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry"
After Misty comes out the shower she finds Ash sitting on the recliner chair tapping his foot impatiently and angrily. "Before you say anything Misty, I know I love you and you love me," "ENOUGH WITH THE BARNEY TALK!" "Okay. I know we love each other but I'm just not ready to take our relationship to that level so no matter how much you want it you just have to wait. Okay?" Ash said in a somewhat scolding voice. Misty just hangs her head in resignation and one of those oversized anime puffballs come out of her mouth. Unfortunately for her she forgets to hold her towel up and it falls revealing her naked form (hahahah). "AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH MISTYYyyyyyy…" Ash yells as he gets another nosebleed and faints.
"Unnngnggghhghhhh," Ash murmured as he opened his eyes. "Oh Ash, you're waking up. Before you say anything it was accident, the first time it was the author with his amazing powers who we should all bow down to. He made me say that. The second time it was just an accident," Misty explained. I hope he believes me. "Oh good because I thought you were trying to seduce me, I was just about to give in. Phew!" Misty merely raised her eyebrow at this comment then shrugged it off. What was I thinking? Of course he was about to give in, I have such a beautiful body! Misty smiled at this thought. (People smile at their own thoughts a lot. What if someone had a thought in a funeral while she/he was giving a speech about the dead person and smiles? I don't think people will take it the right way. Anyway, back to the story). How could I have thought such a hentai thought, like she was trying to seduce me, she knows better than that. She does have a nice body. Guess what his reaction to this thought is. You guessed it. He smiled.
Back at the front of the pokemon centre.
"So
Lana, why did you tell me about the terrorist organisation and their mind
control devices?" Ash asked. "Because you at least know who you are
being protected from. We are sending one of our best agents as a bodyguard. His
name is Marekino Stefanowski. He is in Siberia on a very important mission, so
it will take a while before he can get here, and we are filling in for him,
plus he's very bad at giving information about the enemy," Lana explained.
Not expecting Ash's next question. "What mission is Marekino on? I bet its
got lots of shooting and blowing up and pretty girls and…." Ash started. "No,
his mission is to clean the snow out of the Presidents front drive." Ash
falls over manga style "Waaaaa!" All of a sudden a pen comes flying through the window. BLEEP BLEEP
BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP. "It's a bomb, everyone run out of here or we'll die!!" Lana
yelled. After lots of screams and running around like mad headless chickens
almost everyone escaped from the blast. Except togepi who managed to teleport
out of the building. (damn) BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! "I bet I know who did this.
Team Rocket!" Ash growled. "No, team rocket are too thick to do this
well thought out plan." Tom explained. Misty taps him on the shoulder. "What?"
"If it was so well thought out how come everyone escaped?" "I refuse to answer
that question."
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Kay, there it is. This is not going to turn into a action/adventure thing ok. Im using the agents and stuff for humour. k? good. Until the next chapter, c-ya.