Good morning/afternoon/evening all you wonderful fan-fic readers out there! ^_^
Well, I would just like to point out, that I only own two of the characters
in this lovely fic, so please don't steal them, and please don't sue me for
the others.
I would like to dedicate this stupid fic to a wonderful Pepsi Blond! You know
who are, BB! *hehehe*
Also, I just wanna say, please don't hit me for this insane story. I think I
had a fever when I dreamed it up...
Well, on with the fic!
Words between *'s are actions, and things between 's and 's are thoughts...
You get the idea! ^_^
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KIDDNAPPED!: Meeting Duo, the Hero of Time...^_^
Esylie: "Hi everybody! I am the wonderful and talented author that has dedicated
her life to screwing up the lives of Anime characters, and game characters,
alike..." *sits down at her old, white computer, and starts typing* "Now, you
are all wondering what I'm gonna do first (well, at least I hope) so onto our
first victim... I mean, guest... that's right... guest..." *smiles evilly*
"Everyone welcome the one and only God of Death... DUO MAXWELL!"
Duo: *appears next to Esylie, holding a glass of milk, and a piece of toast*
"What the hell...? Where the hell am I?"
Esylie: "Hmmm... Must have caught you at breakfast... Well, anyway, hello
Duo!"
Duo: *eyes Esylie evilly* "How do you know my name?" *takes a bite of his
toast*
Esylie: *smiles* "I am a fan-fic writer!"
Duo: *drops milk and toast* "A-a f-FAN-FIC WRITER!?!?" *mouth opens in horror,
and eyes widen in dread* "You can't be serious!"
Esylie: *roles eyes* "Just because I'm a fan-fic author doesn't mean I'm gonna
make your life a living hell, Duo."
Duo: "R-really? You sure? The last fic I was in, I was killed..."
Esylie: "Ya, but I'm not about to have anyone kill my favorite Gundam Pilot!"
Duo: "Thank god..." *looks down at spilt milk, and dropped toast* "Sorry about
the mess..."
Esylie: "Oh, no prob. I'll just get one of my lesser liked characters clean
it up... HEY! TROWA!!"
Duo: *raises left eyebrow in questioning* "Trowa? Trowa's here?"
Trowa: *appears wearing an apron, with a dust pan and a mop in his hand* "Yes,
ma'am?"
Duo: "Umm, Ma'am?"
Esylie: "Trowa, would you be a dear, and clean this mess up?"
Trowa: "Yes, ma'am..." *starts cleaning*
Duo: *glares at Esylie evilly once again* "What the hell did you do to him?"
Esylie: *smiling* "Nothing much. Just used my unlimited author power..."
Duo: "No, really, what did you do to him!?"
Esylie: "Don't believe me, do you?"
Duo: "No. Prove to me you have that much power."
Esylie: *smiles mischievously* "Alright!"
Duo is suddenly appears in the middle of a large field.
Duo: *staring blankly* "Umm, Where am I?"
Esylie: "You, Duo Maxwell, are in a video game! hehehe..."
Duo: Oh god... "Dare I ask which one?"
Esylie: "I will tell you what land you are in, then you will have to figure
out which game you are in for yourself. You up for the challenge?"
Duo: *thinks for a moment, then nods head* "Ya! I'm ready! Tell me where I
am!!"
Esylie: "You are in a place of legend... A place where monsters dwell, and hero's
roam... A place where a certain ocarina has magical powers..."
Duo: "GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!!!!"
Esylie: "Where you can jump forward and back in time... Three goddesses created
this mystical land... The land of..." *grins*
Duo: "TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Esylie: "HYRULE!"
Duo: "WHAT!?! I'M INSIDE AN N64 GAME!?! LEGENDS OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME!?!"
Esylie: "You got it! Now, you get to play through this wonderful game, by yourself,
just cuz you didn't believe me."
Duo: "But, but what if I die? What about a sword? What about an annoying fairy
that will give me hints? What about a magic ocarina? What about a shield? And
most of all, WHAT ABOUT A FUNKY GREEN TUNIC!?"
Esylie: "Gawd... You ask too many questions..." *Looks at Duo, with a mischievous
look in her blue eyes* "Hehehe... I just got an idea!"
Duo: *whimper, whimper* "Oh no! Not the dreaded idea of doom!"
Esylie: "In this game, you shall be playing the bad guy!"
Duo: . "Ganondorf? Okay, fine... Umm, who's going to be Link then?"
Esylie: "Hmmm…" *thinks hard, then a light bulb appears above her head* "I
know!"
The air around Esylie starts to shimmer, then a boy with brown hair
and blue eyes falls from the sky. He is wearing a green tunic, a green hat,
a pair of tight white pants (ha! you thought I was gonna say tights, didn't
you!?), brown boots and has gold earrings. He has the master sword, and a
shield.
Duo: "Heero? Oh shit..."
Heero: *looks around, very confused* "Um, what just happened?" *looks down
at his clothes* "And what is with the outfit?"
Esylie: *helps Heero to his feet* "Congratulations, Heero Yuy! You have been
chosen to be the good guy!" *looks at his hair for a moment, then snaps
fingers. His hair suddenly turns yellow* "There we go! Much better!"
Duo: *crosses arms, and pouts cutely* "You can't make me fight him!"
Esylie: *grins* "oh, I'm not forcing you to fight, Duo... Heero? What is your
mission?"
Heero: *eyes glaze over, and he holds up his sword* "My mission is to destroy
all people named Ganondorf..."
Esylie: "And, who is Ganondorf?"
Heero: "The guy with the really long braid..."
Duo: "Uh oh... I'm doomed..." *pouts some more*
Esylie: "Hmmm... Now who should be the annoying little fairy?"
Duo: "RELEENA!!!^_^"
Esylie: V_V; "Umm, no…" *another light bulb appears above her head* "That's
it!! AMELIA FROM SLAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Duo: "Oh god... Kill me now, and send me to hell... It would be kinder..."
Esylie: "Hehehe..." *a little Amelia, wearing a Tinker Bell outfit with little
fairy wings, lands on Heero's shoulder*
Amelia: "HEY! LOOK!" *flies over to Duo, and flies about his head, glowing a
bright yellow*
Heero: "You shall die! AAAHHH!!!!!!!!" *takes out sword, and lunges at Duo*
Duo: *eyes grow wide in fear* "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
*runs behind Esylie, and uses her as a human shield* "Save me!!"
Esylie: *sigh* "Okay, fine... If your such a wimp, and can't even protect
yourself..."
Duo: "YES! OKAY! I'M A WIMP!!! JUST GET US OUTTA HERE!!!"
Heero: "Must kill..."
Esylie: *sigh* "Maybe..."
Duo: "PLEASE!? PLEASE!?" *gets down on hands and knees, and starts begging*
"PLEASE!? I'LL DO ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT!!!!!!!"
Esylie: "Hmmm, anything...?" *grins* "Alright!" *waves hand, and Heero and
Amelia disappear*
Duo: *collapses in relief* "Oh gawd..." *looks up at the grinning face of
Esylie* "Uh oh..."
Esylie: "Now, you said you would do anything I want, eh?"
Duo: "No I didn't! It's your imagination!^_^;"
Esylie: "Whatever! Will you go on a date with one of my fellow authors?"
Duo: "Who?"
Esylie: "Her name is Pepsi..."
Duo: "Hey! Do you mean that blonde that is obsessed with JC from *NSYNC, and
has all those pics of him on her walls?"
Esylie: "Ya! That's her!"
Duo: "HELL NO! I AM NOT GOING ON A DATE WITH AN *NSYNC MANIAC!!!!!!!!!"
Esylie: "Yes you are."
Duo: "No, I'm not."
Esylie: "Yes you are."
Duo: "No, I'm not."
Esylie: "Yes."
Duo: "No."
Esylie: "Yes."
Duo: "No."
Esylie: "YES!!!"
To Be Continued...
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Well, how was that? Was it gay? Was it stupid? Was it way below expectations?
Let me just remind you that this was my first attempt at a Humor fic, so your
reviews shall be welcome! Cherished! Loved! Um, eaten? ^.^ Eaten? Where did
I come up with that? Oh well... Please tell me how you liked it! (or if you
hated it beyond belief .)
~~Esylie~~
Well, I would just like to point out, that I only own two of the characters
in this lovely fic, so please don't steal them, and please don't sue me for
the others.
I would like to dedicate this stupid fic to a wonderful Pepsi Blond! You know
who are, BB! *hehehe*
Also, I just wanna say, please don't hit me for this insane story. I think I
had a fever when I dreamed it up...
Well, on with the fic!
Words between *'s are actions, and things between 's and 's are thoughts...
You get the idea! ^_^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
KIDDNAPPED!: Meeting Duo, the Hero of Time...^_^
Esylie: "Hi everybody! I am the wonderful and talented author that has dedicated
her life to screwing up the lives of Anime characters, and game characters,
alike..." *sits down at her old, white computer, and starts typing* "Now, you
are all wondering what I'm gonna do first (well, at least I hope) so onto our
first victim... I mean, guest... that's right... guest..." *smiles evilly*
"Everyone welcome the one and only God of Death... DUO MAXWELL!"
Duo: *appears next to Esylie, holding a glass of milk, and a piece of toast*
"What the hell...? Where the hell am I?"
Esylie: "Hmmm... Must have caught you at breakfast... Well, anyway, hello
Duo!"
Duo: *eyes Esylie evilly* "How do you know my name?" *takes a bite of his
toast*
Esylie: *smiles* "I am a fan-fic writer!"
Duo: *drops milk and toast* "A-a f-FAN-FIC WRITER!?!?" *mouth opens in horror,
and eyes widen in dread* "You can't be serious!"
Esylie: *roles eyes* "Just because I'm a fan-fic author doesn't mean I'm gonna
make your life a living hell, Duo."
Duo: "R-really? You sure? The last fic I was in, I was killed..."
Esylie: "Ya, but I'm not about to have anyone kill my favorite Gundam Pilot!"
Duo: "Thank god..." *looks down at spilt milk, and dropped toast* "Sorry about
the mess..."
Esylie: "Oh, no prob. I'll just get one of my lesser liked characters clean
it up... HEY! TROWA!!"
Duo: *raises left eyebrow in questioning* "Trowa? Trowa's here?"
Trowa: *appears wearing an apron, with a dust pan and a mop in his hand* "Yes,
ma'am?"
Duo: "Umm, Ma'am?"
Esylie: "Trowa, would you be a dear, and clean this mess up?"
Trowa: "Yes, ma'am..." *starts cleaning*
Duo: *glares at Esylie evilly once again* "What the hell did you do to him?"
Esylie: *smiling* "Nothing much. Just used my unlimited author power..."
Duo: "No, really, what did you do to him!?"
Esylie: "Don't believe me, do you?"
Duo: "No. Prove to me you have that much power."
Esylie: *smiles mischievously* "Alright!"
Duo is suddenly appears in the middle of a large field.
Duo: *staring blankly* "Umm, Where am I?"
Esylie: "You, Duo Maxwell, are in a video game! hehehe..."
Duo: Oh god... "Dare I ask which one?"
Esylie: "I will tell you what land you are in, then you will have to figure
out which game you are in for yourself. You up for the challenge?"
Duo: *thinks for a moment, then nods head* "Ya! I'm ready! Tell me where I
am!!"
Esylie: "You are in a place of legend... A place where monsters dwell, and hero's
roam... A place where a certain ocarina has magical powers..."
Duo: "GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!!!!"
Esylie: "Where you can jump forward and back in time... Three goddesses created
this mystical land... The land of..." *grins*
Duo: "TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Esylie: "HYRULE!"
Duo: "WHAT!?! I'M INSIDE AN N64 GAME!?! LEGENDS OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME!?!"
Esylie: "You got it! Now, you get to play through this wonderful game, by yourself,
just cuz you didn't believe me."
Duo: "But, but what if I die? What about a sword? What about an annoying fairy
that will give me hints? What about a magic ocarina? What about a shield? And
most of all, WHAT ABOUT A FUNKY GREEN TUNIC!?"
Esylie: "Gawd... You ask too many questions..." *Looks at Duo, with a mischievous
look in her blue eyes* "Hehehe... I just got an idea!"
Duo: *whimper, whimper* "Oh no! Not the dreaded idea of doom!"
Esylie: "In this game, you shall be playing the bad guy!"
Duo: . "Ganondorf? Okay, fine... Umm, who's going to be Link then?"
Esylie: "Hmmm…" *thinks hard, then a light bulb appears above her head* "I
know!"
The air around Esylie starts to shimmer, then a boy with brown hair
and blue eyes falls from the sky. He is wearing a green tunic, a green hat,
a pair of tight white pants (ha! you thought I was gonna say tights, didn't
you!?), brown boots and has gold earrings. He has the master sword, and a
shield.
Duo: "Heero? Oh shit..."
Heero: *looks around, very confused* "Um, what just happened?" *looks down
at his clothes* "And what is with the outfit?"
Esylie: *helps Heero to his feet* "Congratulations, Heero Yuy! You have been
chosen to be the good guy!" *looks at his hair for a moment, then snaps
fingers. His hair suddenly turns yellow* "There we go! Much better!"
Duo: *crosses arms, and pouts cutely* "You can't make me fight him!"
Esylie: *grins* "oh, I'm not forcing you to fight, Duo... Heero? What is your
mission?"
Heero: *eyes glaze over, and he holds up his sword* "My mission is to destroy
all people named Ganondorf..."
Esylie: "And, who is Ganondorf?"
Heero: "The guy with the really long braid..."
Duo: "Uh oh... I'm doomed..." *pouts some more*
Esylie: "Hmmm... Now who should be the annoying little fairy?"
Duo: "RELEENA!!!^_^"
Esylie: V_V; "Umm, no…" *another light bulb appears above her head* "That's
it!! AMELIA FROM SLAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Duo: "Oh god... Kill me now, and send me to hell... It would be kinder..."
Esylie: "Hehehe..." *a little Amelia, wearing a Tinker Bell outfit with little
fairy wings, lands on Heero's shoulder*
Amelia: "HEY! LOOK!" *flies over to Duo, and flies about his head, glowing a
bright yellow*
Heero: "You shall die! AAAHHH!!!!!!!!" *takes out sword, and lunges at Duo*
Duo: *eyes grow wide in fear* "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
*runs behind Esylie, and uses her as a human shield* "Save me!!"
Esylie: *sigh* "Okay, fine... If your such a wimp, and can't even protect
yourself..."
Duo: "YES! OKAY! I'M A WIMP!!! JUST GET US OUTTA HERE!!!"
Heero: "Must kill..."
Esylie: *sigh* "Maybe..."
Duo: "PLEASE!? PLEASE!?" *gets down on hands and knees, and starts begging*
"PLEASE!? I'LL DO ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT!!!!!!!"
Esylie: "Hmmm, anything...?" *grins* "Alright!" *waves hand, and Heero and
Amelia disappear*
Duo: *collapses in relief* "Oh gawd..." *looks up at the grinning face of
Esylie* "Uh oh..."
Esylie: "Now, you said you would do anything I want, eh?"
Duo: "No I didn't! It's your imagination!^_^;"
Esylie: "Whatever! Will you go on a date with one of my fellow authors?"
Duo: "Who?"
Esylie: "Her name is Pepsi..."
Duo: "Hey! Do you mean that blonde that is obsessed with JC from *NSYNC, and
has all those pics of him on her walls?"
Esylie: "Ya! That's her!"
Duo: "HELL NO! I AM NOT GOING ON A DATE WITH AN *NSYNC MANIAC!!!!!!!!!"
Esylie: "Yes you are."
Duo: "No, I'm not."
Esylie: "Yes you are."
Duo: "No, I'm not."
Esylie: "Yes."
Duo: "No."
Esylie: "Yes."
Duo: "No."
Esylie: "YES!!!"
To Be Continued...
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Well, how was that? Was it gay? Was it stupid? Was it way below expectations?
Let me just remind you that this was my first attempt at a Humor fic, so your
reviews shall be welcome! Cherished! Loved! Um, eaten? ^.^ Eaten? Where did
I come up with that? Oh well... Please tell me how you liked it! (or if you
hated it beyond belief .)
~~Esylie~~