A Saiyan and His Spandex
Well, I have decided to revamp this fic. The first part is easier to read now (I think) and I have also concluded chapter 3. It is short, but I just wanted to get it out of the way. This fic has been on a long hiatus, cause I ran out of ides :(. But like I said, this was my first fan fiction on this web site, and it has been posted before. Thank you!!!
ON WITH THE SHOW....
"Kakarrot, you imbecilic baka. Don't you know how to do anything right?" yelled Vegeta.
Goku looked up from his task with a hut expression. "Well, geeze Vegeta. You don't have to be so mean and yell right in my ear. You know I have sensitive hearing."
Vegeta blew up at that. " Did your women ever tell not to put bleach in the color clothes? Now all of my blue spandex has white spots in them." Goku looked up again. "Well, Chi Chi always did the laundry at my house, so I never really knew how to do it." Said Goku with a sad voice. 'Boy, Vegeta sure sounds angry...I wonder if there is something I can..." Goku was startled out of his thoughts by a blood-curdling scream. "My underwear is PINK TOO???" Vegeta shouted while falling in a heap to the floor, sobbing. "Oh boy, sorry Vegeta." Goku placed his hand behind his head and laughed nervously.
"Baka...why did you say you knew how to do laundry then, when apparently you had no clue, as per usual?" questioned Vegeta. Goku stood, giving Vegeta a blank stare for several moments. " I really don't know," said Goku. "I guess I wanted to see if I could do it or not, 'cause Chi Chi never, and I mean never, let me wash our clothes."
Vegeta looked as if he was going to kill Goku, and was making his way towards him, when there was a knock on the door
"Vegeta, are you done with the clothes. You had better be, because my white blouse is in the washer, and I will need it tonight for my dinner." yelled Bulma from the other side. Vegeta pushed Goku out of the way and dove into the washer for Bulma's blouse. And to his horror, it was now pink.
"Oh no...now what will I do? The women is going to kill me!" whispered Vegeta.
Goku walked to the door and opened it. "Huh, hey Goku. What are you doing in there with Vegeta?" asked Bulma. Goku smiled and said " Hi! Guess what!" Bulma eyed Goku nervously but decided to play along. "Uh, you ate all of the food in the refrigerator?" "Yep. That and your emergency rations, but that is not what you were suppose to guess." Said Goku.
"What! You ate all the emergency rations? What if another psychopathic killer comes around and wipes all of the food supply out today, huh? Did you know how long it took to stock up on all that food? How long it took to put in those capsules? All of that food was enough to last an entire year! I know you have an appetite Goku, but an entire years worth of food?" Bulma yelled.
"Boy, you and Vegeta are sure yelling a lot today. You about the food and him about your pink blouse." Goku said while rubbing his ear. Bulma stopped dead and looked at Goku. "Pink blouse, I don't have a pink blouse." Bulma said as she grabbed Goku's gi. "Heeee, well you do now!" said Goku in a cheery voice.
"Ahhhh!!!" yelled Bulma as she barged into the landry room to confront Vegeta.
"Vegeta, what did you do to my clothes?" Bulma yelled in Vegeta's ear. Vegeta got up and threw her blouse in her face. "Woman, don't yell at me because it is not my fault. If you want someone to blame, blame Kakarrot. He is the one who did your laundry."
Bulma looked at Goku then at Vegeta then at Goku again. "What in Dende's name possessed you, Goku, to do MY laundry." Goku gave Bulma a confused look. "Well, I actually didn't want to do it. Vegeta asked me if I knew how to and I said yes. So then Vegeta told me that if I did it, he would give me an animal cracker, so I did it. Vegeta went to get me the cookie, while I put all of the white and color clothes in, poured bleach on top and I put it on 'Super Hot'." Goku said with a smile as he looked at Bulma. 'Um, Bulma doesn't look to happy...' thought Goku.
"OK! Goku, you come in here saying that you knew how to do laundry when apparently you didn't know how to, thus ruing my clothes. Secondly, you Vegeta," Bulma said while glaring at her pink blouse. "You are so stupid as to allow Goku to do a complex task as wash clothes." Vegeta started to retort, but was cut off. "So I want BOTH of you to march down to the store, I don't care which one, and buy ME a brand blouse. IS THAT CLEAR?"
"Grrr...don't order me around women. I am the Prince of all Saiyans. I will do as I please. I will now take this third-class baka, and go find you a blouse. Come you bakayaro." Said Vegeta as he walked out the door, went to his room and grabbed his wallet.
Vegeta began to walk outside when he noticed Goku wasn't with him. "Kakarrot, get down here right NOW." Yelled a very angry Vegeta. 'Why do I have to pay for that idiots, idiodicy...is there even a word idiodicy?' Vegeta thought. "Hey Vegeta, I am ready when you are!" shouted Goku as he came running down the stairs. "Oh, boy Vegeta, this is going to be so fun! Just you and me!" said Goku cheerfully. Vegeta just snarled and walked out the door.
Meanwhile.....
"Oh Bulma! I am so sorry about that!" said Chi Chi as she sat drinking her coffee while talking on her phone.
"Yeah, Vegeta actually let Goku do the Laundry. Everything is ruined, plus I have a very important meeting tonight. So I sent both of them out to get me another one."
"Hey, since Goku will be in town, I will send Gohan to give him money to get me a new dress! This purple one is getting old."
"Hey not a bad idea! Talk to you later!"
"Bye" said Chi Chi as she hung up the phone.
Chi Chi stood up, walked to the front door, opened it, and yelled, "Gohan, get in here this moment, I need you here NOW!"
A few seconds later, Gohan showed up on the front step. "Yes, Mom?"
Chi Chi crossed her arms and looked down at her son and immediately looked up behind him. 'Great, there is that stupid green man again. I told Goku I didn't want our son hanging around a demon...but no...' Chi Chi snapped out of her thoughts and glared at her son.
"Gohan, I want you to take this money I am giving you, go to the city, find your Father and give it to him. Tell him I want a new dress. NOT PURPLE. Understand?"
"Yes Mom" nodded Gohan as he turned and began to walk towards Piccolo.
"Hey, Mister Piccolo, I need to take a small break to go to the city to give this money to my father. I'll be back, 'k?" said a sad Gohan.
"Fine kid, just hurry back." Grumbled Piccolo. Gohan nodded to him and began to take off, when he was stopped by his mothers screeching voice.
"Gohan, I want you to take Piccolo with you. I don't want him around here with me, he might eat all of the food or look into my window while I am changing. I don't like peeping toms." Said Chi Chi.
"What? Why would I look in your windows? I have no interest in you what so ever. Second, I will not eat all of the food in the kitchen, because I ONLY DRINK WATER!" Piccolo said rather angrily.
"Are you questioning me and my rationality? You are a alien, and aliens are bad." Chi Chi stated.
"Uhh...Mom, you are not being rational at all! You see, dad's an alien, and I am part alien, so does that make me bad?" said Gohan, trying to help ease the tension.
Chi Chi just glared at him.
And glared at him...
"I think we should go, Mister Piccolo." Said Gohan as he backed up, away from him mother.
Piccolo nodded his head in agreement and took off with Gohan following him.
NEXT CHAPTER COMING SOON...
You...made...it...through...so proud of you:) that was my first fic...I took it down, but posted it 4 months later. Yea! Thank you for reading!