green's clues
Green's Clues
Mido: (comes running up to Link's house) Link, I have
something EXTREMELY important to tell you!
Link: What is it?
Mido: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, I could just tell you, BUT
I have a better idea. (has an evil grin, chuckles)
Link: Uh-oh, what is it?
Mido: How about I think of clues and fire my slingshot
at them.
Link: Um........
Mido: Cool, come back later, I have to think of clues,
and make inanimate objects come alive so that we can solve moronically
simple puzzles before continuing our search for clues.
Link: (pleadingly) Couldn't you just tell me?
Mido: (smugly) Nope!
Link: (leaves)
**155534983197898347398012378403784907391804739807489307281947
micro-seconds later**
Link: What the bleep have you done to my house!?!
Mido: Made it ready for the game.
Mr. Toilet: Link, oh Link, I need yours and Green's help.
Link: Who's Green?
Green: Bow-wow!
Mido: I got you a hedgehog to help with the game.
Link: But it just barked!
Mido: (rolls his eyes) Like totally duh dude!
Green: Meow-Meow!
Link: (begins backing away from Green)
Mr. Toilet: Get the Richard Simmon's nose over here now
Link!
Green: (picks up Link, jumps down Mr. Toilet)
Mr. Toilet: That's better! I forgot how many pipes I have,
could you please count them.
Link: (realizes that there is one pipe) One.
Mr. Toilet: Nope, you're an idiot! (creates another pipe
out of string cheese, the TV audience bursts out laughing at how retarded
Link appears) There's two you simpleton!
Link: (screams, and exits the toilet)
Mido: (picks up bowling ball and throws it at Link)
Link: Oof! (is knocked unconcious)
**later**
Mido: Look Link, I fired my slingshot at it.
Link: Joy. (picks up bowling ball) I do NOT have a good
feeling about what Mido's trying to tell me.
Green: Moo?
Link: Oh shut up. Wait a moment.... What the *BLEEP* is
that noise?
Mrs. Bunny-Wunny: I need help!
Mr. Bunny-Wunny: So do I!
Green: Oink!
Link: (sighs) What is it?
Mrs. Bunny-Wunny: Well, me and Mr. Bunny-Wunny were playing
with our marbles together and...
Link: Wait a moment... What the *BLEEP* are a couple of
adult
rabbits doing playing with marbles?!?
Mr. Bunny-Wunny: (glares at Link) We were playing with
our marbles, and then we got them mixed up. We can't tell ours apart, except
for that Mrs. Bunny-Wunny's are pink and mine are yellow. Can you separate
them?
Link: (separates them)
Mr. Bunny-Wunny: Haha! I lied to you! (begins cracking
a whip on Link)
Mido: I shot this piece of tape with an owl on it!
Link: What the *BLEEP*?
Mido: (sticks it to Link's forehead)
Cheese Wedge: Hello, I forgot what I am, can you tell
me?
Link: No!
Cheese Wedge: Attack men! (all sorts of dairy products
appear and begin to assault Link)
Link: I hate this game!
**MUCHO GRANDE LATER**
Mido: Look Link, I fired my slingshot at this tiny bit
of green chalk!
Link: Hurray!
Mido: (summons a very old looking rocking chair) Put your
dang rear in this chair and figure out what the clues mean.
Link: I dunno, what do they mean? You said it was important.
Mido: (nods solemnly) It is.
Link: Fine, I lose, now just tell me.
Mido: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel, I was cleaning out my
house and I found a bowling ball, a piece of scotch tape with an owl drawn
on it, and a tiny bit of green chalk and I wanted to know if you'd like
to have them.
Link: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! (leaves)
Green: What's that dude's malfunction?
Mido: (shrugs)
The End
