Funny Stuff - Episode 1

"Gohan, hurry up before we're late again for church." Chi-chi says in a mad rush looking for her bible Goku misplaced.

"Goku, you now that shirt and those pants don't match. What are you color blind?" Chi-chi yells.

"I'm color blind and they match." Goku says knowing he will get his way, but before she can answer the phone rings. Goku runs toward the phone hoping the world is in danger and he can get out of church. These time at least.

"Hello, this is Goku speaking. How may I direct your call?"

"Hey, waz up Goku and you are at home not at work." says Trunks on the other line," The world is in danger and it needs your help. An evil gang of green, slimy aliens have landed on earth and have a huge "laser" on their space pod. Me and Vegita have tried to stop them but there is no hope." At that moment a loud bang is heard and then screams. "Goku you are the only hope" Trunks whispers than dies in a pool of red blood.

"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo." Goku yells madly. From his bedroom Gohan ran to see what all the shouting was for. Goku uses instant transmision and is at the space pod in a flash. Luck is with Vegita today and Goku gives him a sinso bean.

In a hurry Vegita begins to tell Goku the news. "Goku, I felt a power level that I had never felt before. Trunks and I were out here training and a space pod landed and so we went to see what was the matter. When we arrived the green aliens had just exit the pod. They saw us and fired a laser under their arm. That is when Trunks called you on the cell phone. Then they shout a huge "laser" and he died. Lucky for me you came." Out of breath Vegita finished his story.

Back at the ranch.

"Mom what is going and where did daddy go?"Gohan ask confused.

"Your dad went off to fight some bad guys and now it is time for us to be off to church."

She said trying to get out the door. "I wish he would quit running off it is a bad influence on Gohan" mumbling under her breath.

"Do I have to go to Bible Study."

"Yes and then you have to study for school."

"All right you alien crap now you're goin get it."Goku said angrily. "Kamayamaya" and a great flash came and the aliens fell to the ground.

"I have fallen and I can't get up." said the helpless aliens. Then Vegita joined the fight punching and kicking them into the ground.

"They maybe easy but you can't defeat me."said a mysterious voice in the ship.

"Join us on the next episode of funny stuff. Where question like, who is the voice and can Goku defeat the person, will be answered.