Bishônen Warriors
Once in a Blue Moon
"Oh yeah," Lucky continued, "now when you transform, there's no need
to shout the name of your colors. Now you're just the standard Hearts,
Stars, Horseshoes, Clovers and Blue Moons."
"What about Stomachs, Planets, Horse Hooves, Tulips and Full Moons?"
Sugar Bear asked.
"Still stoned, I see," Hearts said.
"So I'm, like, some super hero now?" Aoi Tsuki asked.
"That's about right," Lucky said. He pulled out a bracer and handed
it to Aoi. "Place this on your arm and shout 'Blue Moons' to become the
Bishônen Warrior, Blue Moons."
Aoi did as he was told, and in a flash of blue light, turned into his
super alter-ego. "Wow, nice color scheme. Hey Shinzô, why are you wearing
pink? I thought you were straight."
Hearts screamed and stormed out of the room. Stars put a hand on
Blue Moons' shoulder and shook his head. "We all agreed to stop teasing him
about his lack of masculinity," he said.
"Ah, I see."
"Roar!" shouted Apple Fritters as he jumped up from the floor.
Everyone turned to see that the claw-shaped
Monster-of-Two-Weeks-Running had regenerated itself and was ready for another
fight. They all drew their weapons and prepared for battle. Hearts ran back
into the room and notched an arrow into his Heart Bow. Taking aim, he loosed
the projectile into one of Apple Fritters' eyes.
"I'm outta here!" Apple Fritters shouted as he ran off through the
hole in the wall he had created.
"Good riddance!" Horseshoes shouted after him.
Lucky called the Bishônen Warriors together. "You must go after
Apple Fritters and destroy him before he has a chance to regain his
strength," he said. "To do so, I'm going to have to give you special
motorcycles that you're going to use only in this episode, okay?"
"Anything to chase after that creep," Clovers agreed.
There were five explosions of colored light, and the Bishônen Warriors shot
across Corn Pops Valley on their Bishô-Cycles, with built-in special effects
generators. Catching up to Apple Fritters was no problem on their awesomely
powerful Bishô-Cycles. Hearts took aim and fired a beam from the Bishô-Cycle
Flashlight, illuminating the monster. Blue Moons stood up on his
Bishô-Cycle's seat and drew the Blue Moon Blade.
"Don't try this at home!" he shouted as he jumped from the cycle at
Apple Fritters.
The Blue Moon Blade flashed and cut easily through the monster's
body. Blue Moons hit the ground and rolled before taking a flying leap back
onto his Bishô-Cycle. Apple Fritters groaned and fell over. All five
Bishônen Warriors pulled up around the Monster-of-the-Week and surrounded
him.
"Your reign of terror stops here," Clovers said.
"Not so!" shouted a trio of voices from behind him.
The Bishônen Warriors looked above Clovers to see the three generals,
Snap, Crackle and Pop. Each of the three brothers held their mallets aloft
and jumped from their perch. With three mighty swings, they knocked Clovers
out for the count. Stars swung his mace and caused the heads of the three
mallets to explode, leaving the trio weapon-less. "Watcha gonna do now?"
Hearts asked.
Pop reached into his pocket and pulled out what looked like nothing
more than a hilt-less sword handle. "What good is that going to do you?"
Horseshoes asked.
Pop pressed a button on the handle, and an energy mallet formed from
it. "These little toys will have much more bite than our previous mallets,"
Snap said as he and Crackles pulled out their own energy mallets. "Prepare
to meet your doom."
The Heart Bow and Arrow appeared in Hearts' hands, and he fired the
pink arrow straight into Crackle's wrist. However, the general just pulled
the arrow from his wrist and lunged forward, taking a wild swing with the
mallet. "But how--?" Hearts exclaimed.
"It's a trick of the light. My wrist was really higher than where
the arrow struck," Crackle explained, trying to sound like some physicist.
Hearts moaned as he was laid out by the electro-mallet wielded by
Crackle. Stars tried to defend himself from Snap's attacks, but his mace was
knocked from his hand, and he was thrown violently to the ground. Apple
Fritters stood up and attacked Horseshoes in a wild rage. Horseshoes jumped
back and started a spin. "Horseshoe Shock Kick!" he shouted, completing the
spin and raising his leg in a kick. A boot of purple energy slammed into
Apple Fritters, but it had no real effect.
Apple Fritters picked up a stick and slashed Horseshoes across the
face. Going against every single principle in anime violence, only a few
small droplets of blood escaped from the cut. Horseshoes rubbed the blood
away and smirked. "Is that the best you've got?" he laughed.
Apple Fritters chucked the stick at Horseshoes, plunging it into his
hand. Three gallons of blood gushed from the new wound, and Horseshoes fell
to the ground in pain. The generals and monster advanced on the remaining
Bishônen Warrior. Blue Moons laughed and cocked his sword. "This is going
to be fun," he said.
Pop was the first to go down. Blue Moons simply lunged at him and
stabbed him through the gut. Blood sprayed from the wound even after Pop
fell to the ground. Snap and Crackle decided to double team Blue Moons.
However, their efforts proved futile as Blue Moons showed his fighting
prowess by taking both of them down with one swing. Then he turned to Apple
Fritters.
"Come and get it, wuss," he said with a dark smirk.
Apple Fritters became infuriated and rushed at the Bishônen Warrior.
The Blue Moon Blade vanished, and Blue Moons pointed one finger at Apple
Fritters while holding the other hand in front of his mouth. He redirected
his pointing to the sky and shouted, "Blue Moon Single Eclipse!"
The sky darkened, and a beam of blue light streamed down from the
sky. Apple Fritters screamed in pain and exploded. Blue Moons laughed as
the apple goo shot everywhere. However, his laughter was interrupted as some
of the aforementioned apple goo splattered in his face.
As he celebrated, Trix Rabbit appeared before the Bishônen Warriors
for the first time. "You think you're strong because you beat my monster,
but let's see if you can handle me," he said.
Blue Moons turned around and was shocked at the sight of the Rabbit.
"Trix Rabbit? You're the real enemy? What do you think you're capable of?"
Trix Rabbit thrust his hand forward, and Blue Moons was thrown across
the field. "Much more than you'll ever find out about," Trix Rabbit replied
as his eyes glowed bright orange. "And soon, when I grow tired of my
subordinates' pathetic attempts to destroy you, I'll take it into my own
hands."
"Never! We'll kill you first!"
Trix Rabbit laughed. "Do you really think so? When you can't stand
up to this? Snap, Crackle, Pop, Rice Crispies!" Dozens of explosions filled
the field, and Blue Moons screamed in agony at the onslaught. His body
collapsed to the ground. "You see? I control the power of every cereal that
I've captured. If I had succeeded in capturing Lucky, I could use your own
powers against you! Alas, I cannot, and I enjoy watching you struggle to
kill my new monsters. Farewell for now, wussy boys."
With a flash of white light, Trix Rabbit and his three generals
disappeared. The five Bishônen Warriors struggled to stand and gathered
around their Bishô-Cycles. "He's stronger than we could've ever imagined,"
Blue Moons said.
"We're going to have to be really careful from now on," Clovers said.
"After all, his monsters are probably going to kill us off one by one, like
Apple Fritters did to Daiya."
"Does this mean that Sugar Bear has some awesome power within him?"
Stars asked.
Everyone shuddered at the thought, then started laughing at the
concept of the stoned bear destroying Trix Rabbit by accident. "So what's
the moral this time?" Horseshoes asked.
"No matter how many limbs may be lost, no wound is going to hurt much
unless at least three gallons of blood are released," Hearts said.
Everyone nodded in agreement to that.
Once in a Blue Moon
"Oh yeah," Lucky continued, "now when you transform, there's no need
to shout the name of your colors. Now you're just the standard Hearts,
Stars, Horseshoes, Clovers and Blue Moons."
"What about Stomachs, Planets, Horse Hooves, Tulips and Full Moons?"
Sugar Bear asked.
"Still stoned, I see," Hearts said.
"So I'm, like, some super hero now?" Aoi Tsuki asked.
"That's about right," Lucky said. He pulled out a bracer and handed
it to Aoi. "Place this on your arm and shout 'Blue Moons' to become the
Bishônen Warrior, Blue Moons."
Aoi did as he was told, and in a flash of blue light, turned into his
super alter-ego. "Wow, nice color scheme. Hey Shinzô, why are you wearing
pink? I thought you were straight."
Hearts screamed and stormed out of the room. Stars put a hand on
Blue Moons' shoulder and shook his head. "We all agreed to stop teasing him
about his lack of masculinity," he said.
"Ah, I see."
"Roar!" shouted Apple Fritters as he jumped up from the floor.
Everyone turned to see that the claw-shaped
Monster-of-Two-Weeks-Running had regenerated itself and was ready for another
fight. They all drew their weapons and prepared for battle. Hearts ran back
into the room and notched an arrow into his Heart Bow. Taking aim, he loosed
the projectile into one of Apple Fritters' eyes.
"I'm outta here!" Apple Fritters shouted as he ran off through the
hole in the wall he had created.
"Good riddance!" Horseshoes shouted after him.
Lucky called the Bishônen Warriors together. "You must go after
Apple Fritters and destroy him before he has a chance to regain his
strength," he said. "To do so, I'm going to have to give you special
motorcycles that you're going to use only in this episode, okay?"
"Anything to chase after that creep," Clovers agreed.
There were five explosions of colored light, and the Bishônen Warriors shot
across Corn Pops Valley on their Bishô-Cycles, with built-in special effects
generators. Catching up to Apple Fritters was no problem on their awesomely
powerful Bishô-Cycles. Hearts took aim and fired a beam from the Bishô-Cycle
Flashlight, illuminating the monster. Blue Moons stood up on his
Bishô-Cycle's seat and drew the Blue Moon Blade.
"Don't try this at home!" he shouted as he jumped from the cycle at
Apple Fritters.
The Blue Moon Blade flashed and cut easily through the monster's
body. Blue Moons hit the ground and rolled before taking a flying leap back
onto his Bishô-Cycle. Apple Fritters groaned and fell over. All five
Bishônen Warriors pulled up around the Monster-of-the-Week and surrounded
him.
"Your reign of terror stops here," Clovers said.
"Not so!" shouted a trio of voices from behind him.
The Bishônen Warriors looked above Clovers to see the three generals,
Snap, Crackle and Pop. Each of the three brothers held their mallets aloft
and jumped from their perch. With three mighty swings, they knocked Clovers
out for the count. Stars swung his mace and caused the heads of the three
mallets to explode, leaving the trio weapon-less. "Watcha gonna do now?"
Hearts asked.
Pop reached into his pocket and pulled out what looked like nothing
more than a hilt-less sword handle. "What good is that going to do you?"
Horseshoes asked.
Pop pressed a button on the handle, and an energy mallet formed from
it. "These little toys will have much more bite than our previous mallets,"
Snap said as he and Crackles pulled out their own energy mallets. "Prepare
to meet your doom."
The Heart Bow and Arrow appeared in Hearts' hands, and he fired the
pink arrow straight into Crackle's wrist. However, the general just pulled
the arrow from his wrist and lunged forward, taking a wild swing with the
mallet. "But how--?" Hearts exclaimed.
"It's a trick of the light. My wrist was really higher than where
the arrow struck," Crackle explained, trying to sound like some physicist.
Hearts moaned as he was laid out by the electro-mallet wielded by
Crackle. Stars tried to defend himself from Snap's attacks, but his mace was
knocked from his hand, and he was thrown violently to the ground. Apple
Fritters stood up and attacked Horseshoes in a wild rage. Horseshoes jumped
back and started a spin. "Horseshoe Shock Kick!" he shouted, completing the
spin and raising his leg in a kick. A boot of purple energy slammed into
Apple Fritters, but it had no real effect.
Apple Fritters picked up a stick and slashed Horseshoes across the
face. Going against every single principle in anime violence, only a few
small droplets of blood escaped from the cut. Horseshoes rubbed the blood
away and smirked. "Is that the best you've got?" he laughed.
Apple Fritters chucked the stick at Horseshoes, plunging it into his
hand. Three gallons of blood gushed from the new wound, and Horseshoes fell
to the ground in pain. The generals and monster advanced on the remaining
Bishônen Warrior. Blue Moons laughed and cocked his sword. "This is going
to be fun," he said.
Pop was the first to go down. Blue Moons simply lunged at him and
stabbed him through the gut. Blood sprayed from the wound even after Pop
fell to the ground. Snap and Crackle decided to double team Blue Moons.
However, their efforts proved futile as Blue Moons showed his fighting
prowess by taking both of them down with one swing. Then he turned to Apple
Fritters.
"Come and get it, wuss," he said with a dark smirk.
Apple Fritters became infuriated and rushed at the Bishônen Warrior.
The Blue Moon Blade vanished, and Blue Moons pointed one finger at Apple
Fritters while holding the other hand in front of his mouth. He redirected
his pointing to the sky and shouted, "Blue Moon Single Eclipse!"
The sky darkened, and a beam of blue light streamed down from the
sky. Apple Fritters screamed in pain and exploded. Blue Moons laughed as
the apple goo shot everywhere. However, his laughter was interrupted as some
of the aforementioned apple goo splattered in his face.
As he celebrated, Trix Rabbit appeared before the Bishônen Warriors
for the first time. "You think you're strong because you beat my monster,
but let's see if you can handle me," he said.
Blue Moons turned around and was shocked at the sight of the Rabbit.
"Trix Rabbit? You're the real enemy? What do you think you're capable of?"
Trix Rabbit thrust his hand forward, and Blue Moons was thrown across
the field. "Much more than you'll ever find out about," Trix Rabbit replied
as his eyes glowed bright orange. "And soon, when I grow tired of my
subordinates' pathetic attempts to destroy you, I'll take it into my own
hands."
"Never! We'll kill you first!"
Trix Rabbit laughed. "Do you really think so? When you can't stand
up to this? Snap, Crackle, Pop, Rice Crispies!" Dozens of explosions filled
the field, and Blue Moons screamed in agony at the onslaught. His body
collapsed to the ground. "You see? I control the power of every cereal that
I've captured. If I had succeeded in capturing Lucky, I could use your own
powers against you! Alas, I cannot, and I enjoy watching you struggle to
kill my new monsters. Farewell for now, wussy boys."
With a flash of white light, Trix Rabbit and his three generals
disappeared. The five Bishônen Warriors struggled to stand and gathered
around their Bishô-Cycles. "He's stronger than we could've ever imagined,"
Blue Moons said.
"We're going to have to be really careful from now on," Clovers said.
"After all, his monsters are probably going to kill us off one by one, like
Apple Fritters did to Daiya."
"Does this mean that Sugar Bear has some awesome power within him?"
Stars asked.
Everyone shuddered at the thought, then started laughing at the
concept of the stoned bear destroying Trix Rabbit by accident. "So what's
the moral this time?" Horseshoes asked.
"No matter how many limbs may be lost, no wound is going to hurt much
unless at least three gallons of blood are released," Hearts said.
Everyone nodded in agreement to that.