It was a wonderful day in the city(or is it town?)of Kingsport(it's kingsport right??), Jaime was just hanging out under the bleachers trying to convince Caitie that pigs don't gamble.
"Caitie..pigs have never gone gambeling and they'll never will!!" explained Jamie.
" Gosh, punk, whoever said i thought pigs gambled??!!" yelled Caitie for the 5th time.
"You just whispered it to me 5 mintues ago!!! You said exactly,' Jamie,pigs gamble...I saw one yesterday...'"Jamie yelled back.
"Umm..earth to Jamie..i didn't..pshhhhh" cocked Caitie.
" Well Caitie...who did then smart butt??" qustioned Jamie.
After Jamie asked that...a PIG ran across him and mooned him!!!!!
"Ahh!!!!! Caitie!!!! I'm blinded!!!!!!!!Ahhhh!!" Screamed Jamie.
" That's the pig that gambled at that gambleing place....!!!!!" Yelled Caitie.
Just then, the pig mooned Caitie and said out loud...
" I am the mighty pig that mooned you....SO KISS MY LITTLE BOOTIE!!"


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From that day on Jamie and Caitie were terribly afraid of pigs.
Pigs that gamble and moon of course. =)