PRESIDENTIAL BASH 2000
Disclaimer ~ I do not own Sailor Moon or
anything affiliated with it... Yada, yada, yada... I don't own Saturday Night
Live's Presidential Bash 2000 (which is what this script comes from) and I
hope you enjoy. I'm trying to make my muses work again.
And to make it a little easier on ya...
Announcer : Motoki Furuhata
Bush: Seiya Kou
Gore: Mamoru Chiba
Seiya and Mamoru are playing scrabble.....
Kou ~ -T-U-D-E. Read 'em and weep Mamoru, that's a double word score.
Chiba ~ *holding his head in his hands* That is not a word, Seiya.
Kou ~ Sure it is.
Chiba ~ Listen to me, Seiya. Dignitude is not a word.
Kou ~ Well it's definitely not a word we associate with the Clinton-Chiba administration, I'll tell you that much.
Chiba ~ Alright, use it in a sentence.
Kou ~ As President, Taiki J. Kou carried himself with great dignitude.
Chiba ~ That is not a word. Trust me.
Kou ~ Trust you? Did you hear that, we're supposed to trust him. He's mad because I'm gaining in California.