Socks
"Chichiri! This isn't funny! I mean iiiiiiiiittttt!" Tasuki's shrill voice was muffled by the closet door, which--on account of there being a chair on the other side--could no longer open.
"Not until you tell me where you put my socks no da!" Chichiri stood on the aforementioned chair waving around his shakujou.
"Let me out of here!!" he banged on the door with his fist "You aren't supposed to stick me in here!!!" Chichiri rapped the closet door with the end of his shakujou.
"And YOU shouldn't take my socks no da!" Suddenly it became veeery quiet, and the noise inside the closet stopped. "Tasuki no da?"
"GOD DAMNIT CHICHIRI YOU LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL STICK YOUR SHAKUJOU WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!"
Unfazed by this idle threat and use of profanity he continued rapping the door with his staff. "Not until you tell me where my socks are no da!"
"I DON'T HAVE YOUR GOD DAMNED SOCKS!"
"Oh, so I suppose Tama-neko took them no da?" The small cat looked up with a 'who me?' expression on his feline face.
"Oi! Chichiri! Are these yours??" Kouji held up a pair of white socks identical to the ones that Tasuki had supposedly stolen.
"My socks no da!" he jumped off the chair grabbing them from Kouji. Kouji blinked in confusion as he heard the banging sounds coming from within the linen closet.
"Um...."
"LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT!"
"Why is Tasuki in the closet????" Kouji walked to the door and opened it and like a feral animal Tasuki jumped on Chichiri intent on ripping him to shreds.
"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ack! Stop no da! Help me no da!"
Kouji held up his hands in an 'I don't want to get involved' guesture and walked away leaving the monk at the hands of a man who had just come out of the closet.
....Wait wait wait! That didn't sound right! Backspace Backspace.....
leaving the monk at the hands of a man who had just been freed from his prison of bedsheets.
....argh....screw this! you get the point!
END
Tune in next time for when Nuriko loses his porno magazine of Hotohori!
"Chichiri! This isn't funny! I mean iiiiiiiiittttt!" Tasuki's shrill voice was muffled by the closet door, which--on account of there being a chair on the other side--could no longer open.
"Not until you tell me where you put my socks no da!" Chichiri stood on the aforementioned chair waving around his shakujou.
"Let me out of here!!" he banged on the door with his fist "You aren't supposed to stick me in here!!!" Chichiri rapped the closet door with the end of his shakujou.
"And YOU shouldn't take my socks no da!" Suddenly it became veeery quiet, and the noise inside the closet stopped. "Tasuki no da?"
"GOD DAMNIT CHICHIRI YOU LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL STICK YOUR SHAKUJOU WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!"
Unfazed by this idle threat and use of profanity he continued rapping the door with his staff. "Not until you tell me where my socks are no da!"
"I DON'T HAVE YOUR GOD DAMNED SOCKS!"
"Oh, so I suppose Tama-neko took them no da?" The small cat looked up with a 'who me?' expression on his feline face.
"Oi! Chichiri! Are these yours??" Kouji held up a pair of white socks identical to the ones that Tasuki had supposedly stolen.
"My socks no da!" he jumped off the chair grabbing them from Kouji. Kouji blinked in confusion as he heard the banging sounds coming from within the linen closet.
"Um...."
"LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT!"
"Why is Tasuki in the closet????" Kouji walked to the door and opened it and like a feral animal Tasuki jumped on Chichiri intent on ripping him to shreds.
"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ack! Stop no da! Help me no da!"
Kouji held up his hands in an 'I don't want to get involved' guesture and walked away leaving the monk at the hands of a man who had just come out of the closet.
....Wait wait wait! That didn't sound right! Backspace Backspace.....
leaving the monk at the hands of a man who had just been freed from his prison of bedsheets.
....argh....screw this! you get the point!
END
Tune in next time for when Nuriko loses his porno magazine of Hotohori!