Bug Trampoline

Don't own it!

 The Many Misadventures of Wufei:

Big Trampoline

            "Ta-da!" Quatre said as he pointed at the thing in his back yard. "Dude!" Duo said. "You know I always wanted one of these." Trowa said. "What is it?" Wufei asked. "A big trampoline!" Heero said as he walked over to it. "Come on! Lets jump!" Quatre said. "Whoo-hoo!" Duo said as he ran and tried to jump onto the trampoline but missed and landed underneath the trampoline. Heero was already on and he was jumping right over Duo and squishing him. "Ow!"-Jump-"Ow!"-jump-"Ow!"-Jump-"All right that's it!" Duo said as he jumped onto the trampoline and went after Heero. Heero, however, moved out of the way and Duo went right off the other side. Quatre and Trowa had also joined Heero and Wufei still had not gotten on. "Hey Wu-butt!" Duo said as he walked over to Wufei. "Why aren't you jumping?" Duo asked. "Jumping is for weaklings!" Wufei said but then decided to add something. "Like yourself." He said. "Oh really?" Duo said. "Well not anymore." Duo then picked up Wufei and threw him on the trampoline. Wufei stood up and brushed himself off. "That was injustice." Wufei said, as he stood stock-still. "Aren't you going to come and get me?" Duo asked from the ground. "Maybe…later." He said. Duo smiled. "You can't get down, can you?" Duo asked. "Well I could…if I wanted too." Wufei said. "Why don't you want to?" Duo teased. "Because…I don't have to answer you baka!" Wufei stuck his nose in the air. "You can't get down! Admit it!" Duo said. "Wufei just turned around and tried to ignore Duo. Duo then got on the trampoline and started to jump around Wufei singing, "Wu-butt can't come and get me! Wu-butt can't come and get me!" meanwhile Trowa had found that it was very easy to practice his flips with the aid of a trampoline. Trowa would jump and do a flip. He would then jump higher and do a double flip. Each time he jumped he got higher and did more tricks and finally one time he didn't come down. "Hey where's Trowa?" Quatre asked. "Help me!" Trowa said from above. The pilots looked up and there was Trowa stuck in a tree. Duo laughed and Heero raised an eyebrow. "Well I would go get the maganacs but I really want to jump so-o-o…can you just wait till I'm done? Thanks!" Quatre said not giving Trowa any time to answer. Trowa continued to scream but the boys ignored him. "Look at this!" Heero said jumping up and then landing on his butt. His spandex was so bouncy that he started to look like Trowa when he did tricks in the air. Wufei still had not moved an inch and Duo had stopped pestering him. "Weak bakas!" Wufei said to himself. Just then Heero yelled something. "Heads up!" he said. Just as everyone, except Duo, had cleared the trampoline Heero came crashing down with Trowa not far behind. "Ow!!!" Duo said from under Heero and Trowa. Just then the maganacs came out and asked if they could jump for a minute, "sure!" Quatre said. All the maganacs, yes all 40 of them, then got on the trampoline and the middle sank to the ground. The maganacs looked around in confusion. "Ummm! Maybe we should get off." One said. "I think that that would be a good idea." Another volunteered. The maganacs then got off and the boys went back to jumping. 

            Later, everyone except Heero who had wondered off somewhere was still jumping and Wufei was still in the same spot trying to look normal. "You know?" Duo said jumping. "I want some pants like Heero's. Because if I had pants like Heero's then I could do the whole butt thing." Duo wondered out loud. "Because when I try to do the butt thing without the spandex I can't go very high." "I don't see why not?" Wufei said from his designated spot. "You butt looks big and squishy enough!" "All right that's it!" Duo said jumping toward Wufei. "I will not take anymore rude comments from you." Duo said. Just as he got within landing distance of Wufei the boys hear a loud sound behind them. They turned to find Wing ZERO standing in Quatre's backyard. "ZERO wants to jump too." Heero said over the intercom system. Everyone sweat-dropped. Wing then lifted its foot over the trampoline and all of the pilots, except Wufei because he couldn't move, scattered. They all heard a sickening crunch as Wing put its foot on the trampoline. Wing lifted its foot and the trampoline and Wufei lay flat on the ground. "My…my…my trampoline?" Quatre said. "Sorry!" Heero said as he turned Wing around. "Cool!" Duo said as he walked over to find Wufei still alive, in critical condition, but alive. "Hey were are you going?" Trowa asked Heero. "To try and kill Relena again. I haven't tried in a week, she must feel bad." Heero said. Trowa nodded. "I know what I'll do!" Quatre said. "I'll go get the maganacs. They can fix anything." "Really?" Duo said. Quatre nodded. "And then we can all jump again!" he said as he turned toward the house. Everyone sweat-dropped and followed Quatre to try and convince him that maybe he should just get roller blades instead while Wufei was left all alone with no one to help him.

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