The Many Misadventures of Wufei:
Roller Blades
Duo put the finishing touches on his little flower that he had drawn on Wufei's body cast. "Beautiful if I do say so my self." Duo said looking at his artwork. He had written "I Love Women." And "What is Justice?" along with "Integrity Sucks!" all over Wufei's body cast. There were also little hearts and flowers around the words. Since Wufei's jaw was broken he couldn't do one thing to protest and stand up for his integrity. Wufei had gotten like this form being squished by Wing ZERO while on a trampoline. (Weird story! Don't ask!) He now had to submit to being pushed around in a wheel chair. Trowa leaned over and pointed to a spot on Wufei's cast. "You misspelled Gundam Duo." He said as he pointed to where Duo had written, "Duo is the best Gumdan Pilot in the World!" "Woops! Oh well I guess I'm a good Gumdan pilot too. Whatever that is." "Hey guys look what I asked the maganacs to pick up when they went out." Quatre said as he walked into the room. He was holding a pair of roller blades and pointing out the door. Heero looked out the door to find all the maganacs in skates with 4 extra pair on the ground. "I got some for you guys too!" Quatre as he started to put his own on. "You can't do flips with those!" Trowa said. "You're not supposed to." Heero said as he started to tie his up. "At least I don't think so." He added. Trowa and Duo picked up the other pairs and put them on. Duo then picked up Wufei's pair and put them on Wufei. Wufei started to groan and try to move as Duo came closer. "Duo I don't think Wufei wants to skate." Quatre said looking a little worried. "Of course he does." Duo said looking at Quatre. "Dontcha Buddy?" Duo looked at Wufei again. Wufei vigorously shook his head as much as he could. "Oh don't listen to him! He can't even talk." Duo said. "I know what's best for him." Duo said confidently.
The boy went outside and Duo found a big hill not to far away from Quatre's house. "Hey guys come over here!" Duo yelled. The boys, and the maganacs, walked over. "This would be a fun place to go down." Duo said. Heero nodded and headed down. "I don't know?" Quatre said uneasily. "We'll go down!" the maganacs said in unison. "Wufei wants to go down. Dontcha Wu-fee?" Duo informed the rest of the group. Wufei tried to make noise but Duo had already brought him to the edge of the hill. Duo then gave him a little push and Wufei went sailing, body cast and all. Since Wufei couldn't move he couldn't stop either so when he reached the bottom he ran into a telephone pole. "I wonder if he's okay?" Duo asked. "He'll be fine Heero said from behind them. The boys turned around to find Heero in Wing Zero. "ZERO was feeling left out." Heero said as the boys and maganacs sweat-dropped. Heero then pushed some buttons and ZERO sprouted skates. The skates were propelled with thrusters and Heero turned them on and went flying down the hill even faster than Wufei. Unfortunately Heero couldn't stop either and he ran Wufei over burning him with the thrusters. "SOOOOOORRRRRRYYY!" Heero said as he flew off. "Cool!" Duo said as he skated down the hill to find Wufei still alive, in critical condition, but alive. And Wufei was left there again with no one to help him!