The Many Misadventures of Wufei:
Fun With Swords: Wufei's Revenge (or so he thought)
Wufei had now healed completely from his many mishaps and was devising a plan to get his so called "friends" back. "I know I'll take them to one of my sword classes and beat them up good." Wufei thought. "Justice shall be served." Wufei then went out into the living room and presented his idea to the other pilots. "I don't know?" Quatre said. "It sounds scary." "Of course it's going to be scary." Duo said. "Wufei's going to be there. That's enough to make anyone scared." "I'll ignore that comment, baka…if you came to the class." Wufei said. "Fine I'll come to your stupid class and show you all what a good swordsman I am." Duo said walking out the door. "Now this I have to see." Trowa said following Duo. "Are you going to go Heero?" Quatre asked. Heero nodded and walked out the door. "Well I guess if everyone else is going then I'll go too." Quatre said following Wufei out the door.
"Wufei do you take you class at a senior citizens club?" Duo asked when he noticed that all the people in the building were old. "Does it matter?" Wufei asked Duo nodded and stared to laugh. "That's what I thought." Wufei said. "Now take a right and go into that door." He said pointing down a hall. "Onna lover." Duo said under his breath before he disappeared.
Wufei returned a minute later with 4 large knifes identical to the one he always carried on him. Duo picked up a knife. "Cool! I always wanted one of these." Duo said tuning it over in his hand. Trowa picked one up and studied it. "Not what I'm used to but it'll have to do." He said. "I don't like these knives." Quatre said. "They're weird." Heero looked at the knives on the floor and then he reached into his spandex shorts and pulled out a fencing foil. "This should work much better." He said studying the foil. "Hey can you do that for me?" Quatre asked. "You want a fencing foil?" Heero asked. "No I want some like Sandrock." Quatre said. Heero nodded and pulled out a pair of curved knives that looked like mini versions of Sandrock's knives. "You can't do that!" Wufei said. "That's injustice." He said. "Oh get over it ponytail-boy." Duo said swinging his knife around. "Look who's talking braid-boy." Wufei argued. "Guys, guys you're acting like children." Quatre said. "STAY OUT OF IT BLONDIE!!!" Duo and Wufei yelled at the same time. Quatre tried to hold back the tears but it didn't work so he sat in a corner and cried. Heero studied his foil as Duo and Wufei started to sword fight. "This isn't what I need." Heero thought. Excusing him self without anyone noticing Heero left the room. "You will die." Wufei yelled. "I am death! You can't kill me." Duo yelled back. "Watch me." Wufei said lunging at Duo. Trowa pulled up a chair and sat down with some popcorn to watch. (Wonder where he got that that?) Suddenly there was a loud explosion and a hole appeared in the ceiling. Wing Zero could be seen from the hole holding its beam saber. Wufei's eyes got really big. "No not again!" He yelled. "Wing Zero wants to fight." Heero said. Just then the beam saber went dull and Wufei sighed in relief but he sighed too soon. In trying to fix the saber Heero accidentally dropped it and guess who it landed on. "Cool!" Duo said as he walked over to find half of Wufei sticking out from underneath the handle of the saber. He was alive, with a broken leg and possibly in critical condition, but alive. And again he was left with no one to help him.