The Many Misadventures of Wufei:
Hang Gilding
"I know what we can do." Duo said standing up from the couch that he shared with Quatre and Wufei. "We can go hang gliding to celebrate Wufei getting better." Duo looked at the rest of the group waiting for their approval. "No I am not leaving this house any more." Wufei said from the corner. "Every time I leave something bad happens. So I'm not going anywhere." He said defiantly. "Oh come on." Duo said pulling at Wufei's sleeve. "Just this once." Duo pleaded. "No." Wufei replied. "I want to go hang gliding." Trowa said. "Great then you can go with me and just me and you will celebrate Wufei getting better." Duo said smiling at Trowa. "I guess I could go?" Quatre added a little uncertain. "Great the more the merrier!" Duo said. "What about you Heero?" Duo asked the boy with the magic spandex shorts. "No I have work to do. I might meet you later" Heero said leaving the room. "Fine. I guess it's just me and you guys." Duo said looking at Quatre and Trowa. "Well you can't leave me here with Heero!" Wufei said. "Why not?" Duo asked. "Because it's always been Heero and Wing ZERO that hurt me and I will not stay anywhere near them." Wufei said. "So you are coming?" Duo asked a little confused. "Yes now hurry up and get me out of here." Wufei said impatient to leave. Duo shrugged and walked out the door.
Wufei gulped trying not to look at the ground far below him. "If you drop then you will die." Wufei thought. "Of course you thought that when Wing ZERO stepped on you but… no mustn't think bad thoughts." Wufei said trying to be strong. Wufei looked at Trowa who was flying in front of him. He was all over the sky doing flips and turns. Wufei felt sick just looking at him. Quatre had gotten up on the cliff and decided to wait for them on the ground. Duo looked like he knew what he was doing but Wufei couldn't be sure. Just then the boys notice an object flying toward them. "That's looks like Wing ZERO?" Wufei thought. "Oh no! It is ZERO!" Wufei waited for the bad things that he knew would happen to happen. He was right when ZERO flew right by Wufei's hang glider and knocked it off course. Wufei then plummeted to the ground and hit a grove of trees.
"I can't figure out how to get him down?" Duo explained an hour later on the ground to Heero who had just landed with ZERO. "We need a trampoline so that you can do your butt thing." Duo said. Heero nodded and pulled a trampoline (a mini one) out of his shorts. He then started jumping on his butt higher and higher until he could reach Wufei. A few minutes later Heero and Wufei came crashing down and they both missed the small trampoline by about a foot. And guess who landed on whom. That's right Heero stood up and dusted himself off while Duo walked over to Wufei. "Cool!" He said as he found Wufei alive, with an imprint of Heero's butt on his head, but alive. (He may also have been in critical condition but there was no way to check his pupils so we're not sure) and again Wufei was left on the ground with no one to help him. (That's only because Quatre and Duo bombarded Heero with questions about how he could fit a trampoline in his shorts and Trowa was still in the air.)