The Many Misadventures of Wufei:
Skiing
"Look! It snowed." Duo said looking out the window one morning. "Snow is for weaklings." Wufei said sitting down on the couch. "Wow it's so beautiful!" Quatre said looking out the window with Duo. "Yea and I could make some killer snowballs." Duo said contemplating a plan to get Wufei outside so he could barrage him with snowballs. "Lets go play in it." Quatre said walking over to the closet to get his coat. "Yes lets go." Duo said running out the door in his boxers and a T-shirt.
When the boys, except Heero and Wufei, had made it outside Duo was standing knee deep in snow and shivering like crazy. "Duo maybe you should go put some real clothes on?" Quatre said. "Nnn-ooo I-ii-iii'-ll-ll b-e-ee ju-uus-st f-fii-nn-ne." Duo said smiling. Or at least he was trying to smile. His lips were blue and almost frozen but at least he was smiling. "Hey why don't we go skiing?" Trowa said. "Well I guess we could go." Quatre said. "B-b-but w-w-what ab-b-bout-t-t m-m-my-y snow b-bal-l-ls?" Duo asked. "You can do that later." Quatre said. "we want to go skiing."
Wufei pushed off the hill and wondered why he had let the boys talk him into this. Heero had stayed home and Wufei knew that he would decide to show up at just the right time to do something to him with Wing ZERO. "I should have stayed at home and locked myself in my room" Wufei thought swaying. "Whoo-hoo!!!" Duo yelled as he swooshed by. Suddenly he tripped and went rolling down the mountain until he stopped himself. Duo stood up and brushed off his clothes, yes he finally got some clothes on. He had a beard of snow and threw a snowball Wufei as he skied past. Wufei dodged only run into Quatre knocking them both down. "Oh Wufei I'm so sorry." Quatre said helping Wufei up. "Would you stop saying that!" Wufei said. "What?" Quatre said. "Saying I'm sorry when it's not your fault." Wufei said dusting himself off. "Oh I'm sorry." Quatre said. "There you go again." Wufei said. "I'm sorry…" Quatre said. "whoops I'm sorry I said…I mean…well." "Just shut up." Wufei said. "Okay, I'm sorry." Quatre said. "Just forget it." Wufei said getting ready to push off again. But suddenly behind him Wufei hears Heero's voice over the intercom system of ZERO. "ZERO is here to ski." Heero said. Wufei sweat-dropped and Quatre had no idea what was behind then so he just brushed himself off. Suddenly ZERO slipped and started rolling and it was picking up a lot of snow. Wufei and Quatre were picked up with Wing ZERO and they all went down the hill in a big snowball. Duo skied down the hill and over to Wufei and Quatre. "Cool!" he said when he found Quatre just fine and Wufei alive, possibly in critical condition, but alive. And again, because every one went to see how Quatre was, Wufei was left all alone with no one to help him.