Pretty Fly (For a Dead Guy)
A Song about Lord Raptor (Zabel)
Original song (Pretty Fly For a White Guy) Written by Offspring
Parody Written by Jauqline: Bishojo from Hell
*Please note I do not own the Darkstalker Characters, the honor
is of Capcom, I am only writting this for fun, thank U very much!!*
(Oh yeah, I'm singing this song by the way!! ^-^)
Give it to me baby,
(Rock on, Rock on)
Give it to me baby,
(Rock on, Rock on)
Give it to me baby
(Rock on, Rock on)
And all the ladies say I'm Pretty Fly
For a Dead Guy
Jackie:
You know it's kinda hard just to get along today,
His race isn't really cool
But he fakes it anyway
He doesn't have a clue and he doesn't have style,
And all the things he lacks
Well he sings it in denial
(Chorus)
So don't debate,
Keep fighting strait
You know he really doesn't get it anway
He's gonna play the field, Gonna keep it real
For you no way, For you no way
So if you don't rate, Don't hesitate
At least you'll know you can
Take on Rikuo
The world needs a rock zombie
Hey!! Hey!!
Do that freaky thing!!
Give it to me baby,
(Rock on, Rock on)
Give it to me baby,
(Rock on, Rock on)
Give it to me baby
(Rock on, Rock on)
And all the ladies say I'm Pretty Fly
For a Dead Guy
Jackie:
He has some creepy tunes and he needs a sacrifice
But he couldn't find a girl,
So he killed Ginger Spice
Now cruising with Le Malta, He sees Hsien-Ko as he Passed
But if he says "Hi"
She's gonna kick his freaking ass
(Chorus)
Jackie:
He's getting a tattoo, he's getting ink done
He wanted a "13"
But they drew a "31"
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not that keen,
But in his weird mind
He's the King
So don't debate,
Keep fighting strait
You know he really doesn't get it anway
He's gonna play the field, Gonna keep it real
For you no way, For you no way
So if you don't rate, Don't hesitate
At least you'll know you can
Take on Rikuo
The world needs a rock zombie
The world loves rock zombies
Let's get some more rock zombies
Hey!! Hey!!
Do that freaky thing!!
(The End, finally!!)
Rikuo: What the hell was that crap?
Hsien-Ko: And I thought the american cartoon series was stupid!! * Note, America tries (and fails) at making a animated chartoon show about Darkstalkers*
Lord Raptor: I think it's cool!! ^-^
Hsien-Ko: Who asked you? -.-;
Le Malta: Why am I only mentioned once? No one likes me... T.T
Jaquline: Stay tuned for more crappy song parodies and stories!! Bai Bai!! ^-^
A Song about Lord Raptor (Zabel)
Original song (Pretty Fly For a White Guy) Written by Offspring
Parody Written by Jauqline: Bishojo from Hell
*Please note I do not own the Darkstalker Characters, the honor
is of Capcom, I am only writting this for fun, thank U very much!!*
(Oh yeah, I'm singing this song by the way!! ^-^)
Give it to me baby,
(Rock on, Rock on)
Give it to me baby,
(Rock on, Rock on)
Give it to me baby
(Rock on, Rock on)
And all the ladies say I'm Pretty Fly
For a Dead Guy
Jackie:
You know it's kinda hard just to get along today,
His race isn't really cool
But he fakes it anyway
He doesn't have a clue and he doesn't have style,
And all the things he lacks
Well he sings it in denial
(Chorus)
So don't debate,
Keep fighting strait
You know he really doesn't get it anway
He's gonna play the field, Gonna keep it real
For you no way, For you no way
So if you don't rate, Don't hesitate
At least you'll know you can
Take on Rikuo
The world needs a rock zombie
Hey!! Hey!!
Do that freaky thing!!
Give it to me baby,
(Rock on, Rock on)
Give it to me baby,
(Rock on, Rock on)
Give it to me baby
(Rock on, Rock on)
And all the ladies say I'm Pretty Fly
For a Dead Guy
Jackie:
He has some creepy tunes and he needs a sacrifice
But he couldn't find a girl,
So he killed Ginger Spice
Now cruising with Le Malta, He sees Hsien-Ko as he Passed
But if he says "Hi"
She's gonna kick his freaking ass
(Chorus)
Jackie:
He's getting a tattoo, he's getting ink done
He wanted a "13"
But they drew a "31"
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not that keen,
But in his weird mind
He's the King
So don't debate,
Keep fighting strait
You know he really doesn't get it anway
He's gonna play the field, Gonna keep it real
For you no way, For you no way
So if you don't rate, Don't hesitate
At least you'll know you can
Take on Rikuo
The world needs a rock zombie
The world loves rock zombies
Let's get some more rock zombies
Hey!! Hey!!
Do that freaky thing!!
(The End, finally!!)
Rikuo: What the hell was that crap?
Hsien-Ko: And I thought the american cartoon series was stupid!! * Note, America tries (and fails) at making a animated chartoon show about Darkstalkers*
Lord Raptor: I think it's cool!! ^-^
Hsien-Ko: Who asked you? -.-;
Le Malta: Why am I only mentioned once? No one likes me... T.T
Jaquline: Stay tuned for more crappy song parodies and stories!! Bai Bai!! ^-^