"YES!!
I will finally have my revenge! Let's see, all I have to do is place a cup of
water on my head. Check. Now to read the incantation, woo boy it's a doozy. I
have been angered of that there is no doubt. Thanks to this spell I have I will
now sort it out. All the dances and steps from stardom they will know. As they
say in Hollywood, let's get on with the show." Trowa finished. There was a
small flash in the sky and a brief rainstorm and then everything went calm
again.
"Well
then I guess I should check on my two experiments! MWAHAHAA!!" Trowa laughed as
he made his way to Duo's house. Trowa looked through the window and saw Duo
waiting at the dinner table.
"Hilde?
Is the Jell-O ready yet?" Duo asked.
"Yes
it is. Here you are dear." Hilde said as she laid it down on the table. Duo
raised an eyebrow suspiciously.
"J-E-L-L-O! IT'S ALIVE!" Duo sang, and then a
confused look crossed his face. "Hmm. That was weird." Duo shrugged and ate his
Jell-O.
"That's
it?! I was expecting a big song and dance number! What a rip off!" Trowa said
as he stormed angrily to Quatre's house, where Heero and Wufei were staying.
"Hey
Hilde babe?"
"Yes
Duo?"
"I'm
going over to Quatre's."
"Okay
dear."
"Hmm,
I wonder why she's been acting so weird." Duo thought to himself. (I decided it
to be this way. Less hassle for you.)
"Oh.
Okay thanks!"
CRASH
BANG BOOM!!
"Damn
it. There goes that Fourth Wall again!" Duo said as he drove off to Quatre's.
Duo arrived a few seconds before Trowa did and went in to find Wufei.
"Hey
Wufei, wassup?" Duo said cheerfully.
"Nothing
is up you baka." Wufei said nastily.
"Geez,
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." Duo laughed.
"If
we were on a battlefield you would have been killed for even laughing at me."
"I
doubt that. You wouldn't have the heart."
"I
would too. Correction, I will! You just wait and see Maxwell. I will be king
some day."
"Where
the heck did that come from?! Even so, I doubt that. You're not even king in
your own home." Duo laughed even harder.
"Hmm,
this should be interesting." Trowa said, he was watching the whole ordeal from
outside.
"I'm just planning my take-over." Wufei said as a
microphone flew into his hand and the lights went off. A spotlight went on
Wufei.
"Take-over?"
Duo asked. Wufei took a breath and started singing.
"I
know that your powers of retention, are as wet as a warthog's backside. But
thick as you are, pay attention, my words are a matter of pride." Wufei sang as
he walked pass Duo who is now in attention mode. Wufei waved his hand in front
of Duo's face.
"It's
clear from your vacant expression, the lights are not all on upstairs. But
we're talking kings and succession, even you can't be caught unawares!" Wufei
sang pointing to Duo.
"So
prepare for the chance of a lifetime, be prepared for sensational news. A
shining new era is tiptoeing nearer." Wufei sang while tiptoeing.
"But
where do I feature?" Duo asked.
"Just
listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded when at last
I am given my dues. And justice deliciously squared. BE PREPARED!" Wufei sang.
Quatre and Heero walked in to see Wufei and Duo dancing and singing like
idiots.
"It's
great that we'll soon be connected, with a king who'll be all time adored!" Duo
sang.
"Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected…to
take certain duties on board! The future is littered with prizes, and though
I'm the main addressee, the point that I must emphasize is, you won't get a
sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century."
"Oooh!" Duo sang.
"Be prepared for the murkiest scam!"
"Oooh... La! La! La!"
"Meticulous planning"
"I'll have food!"
"Tenacity spanning."
"Lots of food!"
"Decades of denial!" Wufei sang dramatically
posing.
"I repeat!"
"Is simply why I'll…"
"Endless meat" Duo sang licking his lips.
"Be king undisputed!"
"Aaaaaaah..."
"Respected, saluted!"
"...aaaaaaah..."
"And seen for the wonder I am!"
"...aaaaaaah!"
"Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared…"
"Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo!"
"Be prepared!"
"Yes our teeth and ambitions are rared! Be
prepared!" Duo and Wufei finished getting a small applause from Heero. Quatre
tried to hold in his laughter.
"Nice one boys." Heero said trying not to
smirk.
"What the hell just happened Maxwell?!"
Wufei said.
"Dunno, but I think it may happen again."
Duo said trying to figure out what was going on.
"HAHAHAAA!! That was hilarious!! Terrible things my
ass!" Trowa laughed. A flash of lightning appeared in the sky followed by a
clap of thunder.
"You know, I think I asked for that." Trowa
muttered. He looked through the window and saw Wufei and Duo acting as if they
were struck by the lightning. They appeared in two costumes.
"Oh my God!" Quatre yelled as he started laughing.
Heero merely smirked.
"Sheeeeeeeeet! Even I wouldn't wish this upon them!
Ah well I might as well sit back and enjoy the show." Trowa said.
"You guys better move out of our way or we'll blast
ya!" Wufei yelled in a surprisingly feminine voice.
"Yeah!" Duo said also in a particularly feminine
voice.
"Just who are you guys supposed to be?" Relena
asked, she had walked in to see what the commotion was about.
"May I invite you to prepare for trouble!" Wufei
shouted.
"I suggest you make it double!" Duo joined. (That's
right, you guessed it. I am ashamed to do this but…)
"To protect the world from devastation!" Wufei
yelled.
"To unite all people's within our nation!" Duo
yelled.
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jessie!" Wufei said striking a pose.
"James!" Duo said striking a pose.
"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
"That's right!" They both finished together. Quatre
and Relena burst out laughing while Heero merely smirked. Wufei and Duo were
dressed in the full Team Rocket uniform. Wufei was in the mini skirt with boots
and Duo in the pants.
"Fine!! We can tell when we are not wanted. C'mon
James!" Wufei said.
"Aye, aye Jessie." Duo said, his voice constantly
breaking. They both left dramatically.
"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!!"
"Should we go after them?" Quatre asked.
"No. Whatever they have had it will wear off soon."
Heero said as Quatre and Relena sweat dropped.
"I'd better go after them. This is an opportunity I
can't pass up! Good thing I brought this along." Trowa said whipping out a
video camera. "Hehehe!"
Toys We Have…
"Oooh Jessie! Would you look at all the Pokémon
there are?!" Duo said squealing like a little girl.
"Be quiet James or you'll screw this up for us!!"
Wufei said. They started putting all of the Pokémon stuffed toys into a bag.
The security guys were watching them from behind.
"Are you intending to pay for those?" The burly
security guard asked.
"Cheese it! It's the fuzz!" Wufei yelled as he and
Duo ran off and up onto the roof.
"COME DOWN FROM THERE!!" The security guards
yelled.
"No way!" Duo yelled pulling down his eyelid and
sticking out his tongue.
"Who the hell are you?" The other security guard
asked.
"I'm glad you asked that question!" Wufei smiled.
(Well I'm not!) Again all of the light went out and two spotlights were on Duo
and Wufei. They were dressed in sailor uniforms except Wufei was wearing a more
feminine one.
"You know us as Team Rocket and we fight for what
is wrong! We're tired of our motto so we thought we'd try a song!" They both
sang.
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"The speed of light, prepare to fight! You know,
that's riiiiight!"
"I am the handsome one!" Duo sang.
"I'm the gorgeous one!" Wufei sang.
"Looking good is lots of fun. We get some things
wrong but we keep rolling along!" They
both finished as a heavy applause came from the kids. Meanwhile Trowa was
filming from down below.
"Hehe! It just
can't get any better than this!" Trowa said as lightning struck them again.
"YES!!"
End of this part…
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