Trowa's
Revenge: Broadway Style! Part 2.
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See other part.
A/N:
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"Hehe! It just can't get any better than this!"
Trowa said as lightning struck them again. "YES!!"
Wufei and Duo were both dressed in a pair of
unusually tight white pants, a multi-coloured fluffy shirt and a sombrero. They
each had two maracas. The entire City police squad, including Heero, Quatre,
Relena, Zechs and Hilde (who had heard about the commotion on the news) had
arrived on the scene packing guns, bazookas, cars, vans, buses and police
spotlights. Wufei smiled a really cheesy smile.
"HIT IT!" Wufei shouted. With that a police
spotlight came down on Wufei and Duo. People were surprised as every speaker in
a fifty-block radius started playing a rumba song. Duo and Wufei start swaying
to the music. Two female officers (Noin and Lady Une) stepped forward, Duo and
Wufei stood in front of both of them, motioning them as if they were puppets.
"They rave about Sloppy Joe, the Latin lothario!
But Havana has a new sensation!" Noin
sang.
"They're really modest guys, although they're two
hottest guys! In Havaaaaanaa! Here's what they have to say!" Lady Une sang.
"They call me Cuban Pete! I'm King of the Rumba
Beat! Every time I play the maracas I go chick chickie boom chick chickie boom
chick chickie boom!" Duo and Wufei sang shaking their butts as they said chick
chickie boom. They jumped on top of a building, slid down a lamppost, jumped
from one police van to another and then jumped on the ground doing the splits.
Everyone watched in amazement.
"Hey! They're not bad!" Quatre said as Hilde shot
him a dirty look.
"Yessir I'm Cuban Pete! The craze of my native
street! When I start to dance everything goes chick chickie boom chick chickie
boom chick chickie boom!!" Soon the whole police force was swaying with the
music. Duo and Wufei started dirty dancing with Noin and Une.
"THE HELL?!" Zechs screamed ready to pummel Duo for
dancing with his Noin.
"Well I kinda expected this from Duo but Wufei?"
Relena said.
"Are you saying my Duo-chan is a ho?" Hilde asked.
"Well he ain't no angel!" Heero said as everyone
looked at him quizzically. "What?!"
"The senoritas they sing, and how they sling their
sombreros!" Duo and Wufei sang.
"It's very nice! So full of spiiiiiiiice!" The
police sang.
"And when they're dancing they bring a happy ring
to their vaqueros! They sing their song, all day loooooooong! My name is Cuban
Pete! I'm King of the Rumba Beat! Every time I play the maracas I go chick
chickie boom chick chickie boom chick chickie boom!" Duo and Wufei sang shaking
their butts as they said chick chickie boom. Duo paused and clicked his heals
as some conga music started up. The police force gets into the conga line with
them and they dance around the cars.
The music changed again but this time it was like a
Vegas dance show. All the police started dancing Broadway style. Quatre went to
join them but Zechs grabbed him by the collar.
"Don't even think about it." Zechs threatened. The
police, Duo and Wufei all finished in a pose. Zechs began to get annoyed and
fired a round of bullets into the air.
"IF YOU WERE REAL POLICEMEN YOU WOULD STOP THOSE
GUYS!! NOW MOVE IT!!!!" He yelled.
"Yes sir!" The police said running off to find the
duo (Hah! A pun!!) but they were long gone. Soon nightfall had come across the
West of the City, which was where Duo and Wufei were. Heero and co had finally
caught up with them.
"Duo please! I don't know what's come over you but
you must stop this madness!" Hilde pleaded but Duo didn't seem to hear her.
Trowa decided to spice things up a bit.
"Oh it can't get any better! There is absolutely no
way!" Trowa said sounding a little bored. Yet again lightning struck them. As
the smoke cleared Duo and Wufei stood in white disco suits.
"Ohmigosh!" Quatre said totally gob smacked. Two
microphones appeared in Duo and Wufei's hands and they started swaying to the
music.
"So the music is coming from where?" Relena asked.
"Just smile, nod and try not to apply any logic to it."
Heero replied.
"Listen to the ground, there is movement all
around, there is something going on, I can feel it." Duo sang.
"On the waves of the air, there is dancing out
there, if it's something we can share, we can steal it." Wufei sang. They both
struck disco poses.
"And that sweet city woman, she moves through the
light, controlling my mind and my soul." Duo sang.
"When you reach out for me girl, and the feelin' is
bright, I get that." Wufei sang. They both started to get into the Saturday Night
Fever routine.
"Night fever, night fever. We know how to do it!
Gimme that. Night fever, night fever! We know how to show it!" Duo and Wufei
sang while dancing.
"Here I am, praying for this
moment to last. Livin' on music so fine, born on the wind. Makin' it mine.
Night fever, night fever. We know how to do it! Gimme that! Night fever, night
fever. We know how to show it! In the heat of our love, don't need no help for
us to make it. Gimme just enough to take us to the mornin'. I got fire in my mind,
I get higher in my walkin' and I'm glowin' in the dark I give you warnin'."
Wufei sang while doing various poses and moves.
"And that sweet city woman, she
moves through the light, controllin' my mind and my soul. When you reach out
for me girl, and the feelin' is bright. I get that. Night fever, night fever.
We know how to do it! Gimme that! Night fever, night fever. We know how to show
it! Here I am, praying for this moment to last. Livin' on the music so fine,
born on the wind. Makin' it mine." Duo sang boogieing.
"Night fever, night fever. We know
how to do it! It feels like forever baby, don't you know! Gimme that! Night
fever, night fever. We know how to show it!!" Wufei and Duo finished the song
with another disco pose. Hilde just stared open mouthed.
"Wow Duo! I never knew you could
look so…good!" Hilde said blushing.
"Are you crazy?! They look like a
couple of idiots!" Zechs yelled.
Zechs was going to regret saying
that because Wufei and Duo spun around and then were dressed in tight leather
pants and that was it.
"Oh no." Quatre said.
"What is it?" Relena asked.
"My sister told me that she
studied this group in Ancient Music…they're gonna do Right Said Fred." Quatre
said, his voice full of fear.
"No!" Zechs said, remembering the
song that rocked 1991.
"One question, who's Fred?" Hilde
said, everyone face faulted.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt! Too
sexy for my shirt! So sexy it hurts!" Wufei and Duo sang. Hilde started to get
really annoyed.
"THAT'S IT!" Hilde said whipping
out a frying pan and knocking the two of them out. The sky suddenly turned
black and it rained heavily.
"So I'm guessing this would be the
teeeeeerrible things
part. Oh dear." Trowa said sarcastically. The rain stopped.
"I knew it!" Relena screamed behind
Trowa, which caused him to jump. "This is all your fault!!"
"You have no way of proving that."
Trowa said staring her down.
"Trowa!!! I'm so shocked!" Quatre
exclaimed.
"If you had nothing to do with it
then how come you just happen to have a camera with you." Hilde said.
"I have to admit, this does look
very suspicious Trowa." Heero said trying not to laugh at his comrades who
looked like suspended animation at the moment.
"Are you saying that it is unusual
for a person to carry a camera around?" Trowa asked.
"A person, no. You on the other
hand…" Zechs replied.
"Well if it wasn't for GI Frying
Pan over there then that wouldn't have happened!" Trowa yelled.
"AHA!!! IT WAS YOU!!" Hilde
screamed aiming her pan at Trowa. Suddenly, Duo and Wufei unfroze and looked at
their surroundings and then at each other.
"Maxwell, why are you wearing the
skin of a cow for pants?" Wufei asked.
"I would ask you the same
question. Except I would say leather." Duo replied.
"Hold on a sec, it's coming back
to me. It was the mute!! He did this to us but more importantly to me!" Wufei
yelled pointing an accusing finger at Trowa. Trowa just yawned and then pointed
to himself as if saying 'You talking to me?'. Wufei nodded and as if by magic
he was suddenly coated in armour.
"Cool." Wufei said whipping an
M-16 gun from who knows where. "All civilians and innocent bastards…"
"That's bystanders Wufei." Duo
corrected as Wufei gave him a funny look. "What?! I'm not stupid!!"
"Anyway, will everyone except the
non-talker please move out of my way!" Wufei yelled firing the gun at top
speed.
"I didn't know that M-16 guns
could fire like that." Relena commented. Heero and Zechs looked at Relena,
bewildered that she even knew what an M-16 was.
"Neither
did I." Wufei commented as he continued to shoot Trowa.
End of this part…
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