Trowa's
Revenge: Broadway Style! Part 3.
Disclaimer:
See other part.
A/N:
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"I didn't know that M-16 guns
could fire like that." Relena commented. Heero and Zechs looked at Relena,
bewildered that she even knew what an M-16 was.
"Neither did I." Wufei commented
as he continued to shoot Trowa. Duo closed his eyes and he was soon dressed in
the same clothes as Neo from The Matrix. He also had the big ass guns that Neo
was sporting in the movie. (Author raises an eyebrow at all the Duo fan girls
who have fainted.)
"OH WOW!!! THIS TOTALLY COOL!! I
LOOK SO BAD!!" Duo yelled but then gained his cool composure. Duo looked at
Trowa through the top of his glasses.
"Ever felt a cold hard bullet run
through you Trowa?" Duo asked.
"No?"
"Good. Now you can't say I never
gave you anything!" Duo said firing at Trowa. Trowa dodged the bullet but it
somehow managed to follow him. He made a run for it.
"Where are we? A friggin Bugs
Bunny cartoon?" Trowa asked running from the bullet.
"No one can explain The Matrix, it
is something you must see in order to believe it." Duo said more or less
quoting Morphius. The bullet finally hit Trowa.
"TROWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Quatre yelled but Trowa just got up and took out the bullet.
"Hmm. It's fake, how…interesting."
Trowa laughed. "Sayonara!" Trowa said as he ran off.
"Maxwell, you take the south I'll
take the north. We'll meet up at McDonald's in one hour." Wufei ordered.
"Why Micky D's?" Duo asked.
"We've been out all day and I
haven't had anything to eat."
"You could have had those grapes
on your Rumba hat."
"They were real?!"
"Yup! Tasty too!"
"Duo, why don't you just leave
Trowa and I'll make you some dinner." Hilde suggested but Duo shook his head.
"There are just some things you
can't forgive babe. I hope you understand." Duo said giving her a quick peck on
the cheek.
"Woah, woah, woah! Let me get this
straight, you can't forgive Trowa. Why?" Quatre asked.
"Hel-lo! He made me wear a freakin
mini skirt!! INJUSTICE!!! I WAS DRESSED LIKE AN ONNA!!!!" Wufei yelled.
"He made me dance the Lambada with
Noin!!! You know that dance is forbidden!" Duo said.
"You have all my support for
killing him!" Zechs said as Relena elbowed him.
"AND HE TURNED US INTO TEAM
ROCKET!!! THAT ISN'T SOMETHING YOU CAN FORGIVE EASILY!!!" Wufei and Duo yelled
as they took off in two different directions.
"Ya know, I kinda feel sorry for
Trowa." Heero said as everyone gave him a funny look. "What?! I can't have a
little compassion!"
"This is getting too weird for me.
I'm going home." Zechs said as he left.
"Should we go find the others?"
Relena asked.
"Why not?!" Hilde said running off
leaving a trail of smoke behind her. Quatre also followed.
"Y'know Heero, now that we're all
alone…" Relena trailed off. Heero turned blue.
"WAIT UP HILDE!!" Heero said
running after her. Relena followed suit.
Duo and Wufei searched for Trowa
but didn't seem to be able to find him. They met up at McDonald's.
"Did ya find him?" Duo asked
putting his gun away.
"No. He's smart I'll give him
that. Two Big Mac meals now." Wufei said.
"What'll you have to drink sir?"
The frightened employee asked.
"Pepsi." Wufei replied. A look of
dread crossed Duo's face.
"Wufei, for your own safety I
think you'd better order a Fanta."
"Why?"
"Because…" Duo said indicating
that there would be some intervention by the author.
"You stupid fool." Wufei said,
suddenly he felt a burning sensation in his left foot. "AAAAHHH!!!! MY FOOT IS
ON FIRE!!! MY FOOOOOOOOOT IS ON FIRE!!!!"
"I told ya so." Duo teased.
"Oh alright!!! I'll have a bloody
Fanta!" Wufei yelled.
"Sorry sir we don't sell blood
flavour." The employee replied. Wufei rolled his eyes as the employee gave him
regular and they sat down. Just as Wufei was about to eat when he saw Trowa and
an evil smirk crossed his face.
"He's here."
"Who?"
"The Mute."
"Cool, let's go." Duo said as they
stepped outside and faced Trowa.
"Aw fuck." Trowa said as he got
into a battle stance. Wufei looked up at the night sky and an evil smile played
across his face.
"Oh wow, it's such a beautiful
night to die don'tcha think?" Wufei said as he aimed his gun and fired at
Trowa. Trowa, by some miracle, managed to dodge every single bullet.
"Damn!" Wufei said. Duo began to
get bored and decided to beat him up. He was having a difficult time doing it
though. Finally Duo fired with a flamethrower and knocked Trowa unconscious.
"YOU LITTLE WEASEL!! YOU SHOULD
HAVE LET ME HAVE A TURN!!! I WANNA KILL HIM!" Wufei yelled in Duo's face.
"Hehehehe! You said weasel!" Duo
laughed as he walked away. Wufei walked after him.
"YOU EVER TELL ANYONE AND I'LL
BLOW YOU TO SMITHEREENS!" Wufei said.
"Hehehehe! You said smithereens!"
Duo laughed. Suddenly a knife flew towards them. It missed Wufei but went
straight through Duo's hair. Duo turned around furious. (A/N: WAH!! DUO'S
HAIR!!)
"Who was that?! WHO RUINED MY
HAIR??! IT TOOK ME ALMOST FOREVER TO GET IT THIS WAY!!!" Duo shouted. Wufei
stifled a giggle.
"Looking for me boys?" Trowa
shouted. He was dressed in an army uniform (yep, hat and everything.)
"It was you!! Prepare to die!!"
Duo yelled and tried to fire an attack at Trowa but it didn't work. "THE
HELL?!!" (No more flamethrowers or else Trowa will die too quickly.)
"Why do you care?" Duo asked. (::points
to the Trowa fans:: THAT'S WHY!!) Trowa ran behind a car and started firing his
gun at Duo and Wufei. One bullet ricocheted off of Wufei's armour and broke the
candy machine inside the supermarket.
"CANDY!!" Duo yelled gobbling up
all of the candy in one go.
"What a strange guy." Wufei
muttered. Trowa took advantage of Wufei's pondering and fired a grenade at him.
The grenade had no effect.
"Damn. The spell must've backfired
because of Hilde's frying pan. Now I'm stuck in this mess too." Trowa said as
he waited for the smoke to clear. Wufei wasn't harmed but his hair was…let's
just say not looking like a Wufei-esque anymore. It was more like he was
electrocuted.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Wufei screamed.
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???"
Duo screamed.
"What the hell was that for?"
Trowa asked.
"Just for rhythm man." Duo said,
sounding much like a 70's surf dude. Duo and Wufei dived behind a different car
and started shooting at Trowa. They missed and fired at the car, destroying its
wheels, windshield and the trunk.
"I thought you'd be worried about
the car Maxwell." Wufei said shooting a bullet and missing, hitting Eugene.
"I'm okay…" Eugene said before
passing out.
"I'm not worried about the car
Wu-man! Read the license plate." Duo said. The license plate read CATALONIA.
"Hea-vy!" Wufei said slapping him
a high five. Trowa had run out of ammo and needed to think of a plan quick.
"I'm gonna regret doing this but…"
Trowa said stepping out from behind the car. "WAR HUH YEAH. WHAT IS GOOD FOR?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! SAY IT AGAIN!" Trowa sang.
"Waaaaaar!" Duo sang as Wufei
slapped him upside the head.
"Whose side are you on anyway?"
Wufei yelled. "You ran out of ammo didn't you?"
"NO!"
"Really?" Duo asked.
"No not really. I can't back that
up." Trowa replied. Wufei shot at Trowa again but Trowa just took the bullet
out laughed.
"Did you forget that I could do
that?" Trowa smirked.
"You can't blame us. The author
just remembered herself." Duo said as a faint "Hn…" was heard. Trowa decided to
make a run for it and Duo and Wufei followed him. Trowa ran into a salesman who
was trying to sell him hair gel. Trowa raised an eyebrow.
"DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED HAIR GEL
RIGHT NOW? SICKO!" Trowa said pushing the man into the road. He was then
promptly run over by a 4x4 pick up truck driven by Duo.
"Why'd you do that?" Wufei asked.
"Didn't like him." Duo replied.
Wufei gave him a weird look and ran after Trowa with Duo close behind. Trowa
ran through the city park and into the playground.
"I'm guessing I shouldn't have
done that." Trowa said. Just as Duo and Wufei ran into the park all three were
struck by lightning. They were dressed in little kids clothing.
"What the hell?" Wufei said.
"Oh! I'm telling! You said the H
word!" Trowa said rather childishly.
"So what cyclops man!"
"I am not a cyclops man!"
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"What are you guys talking about?"
Duo asked.
"SHUT UP!" Duo burst into tears,
wailing loudly. The sharp noise effected Trowa's hearing and he started
cringing on the floor muttering to himself. Wufei's face went like this O_o.
"KEWL!!! You broke the cyclops!"
Wufei said.
Duo stopped wailing and smiled.
Trowa shoved Duo and Duo went flying into the local school. Trowa and Wufei
went after him and they were struck by lightning again. They sat in the seats
as if they were in school and an imaginary teacher was teaching them. Trowa got
a straw and a piece of rolled up paper and spat it at Duo. Duo retaliated by
shoving his whole notebook in his mouth and trying to force it down the straw.
It didn't work and a gooey mess came out at the end.
"AAAAAAHHHH!!! MY BRAIN CAME
OUT!!" Duo yelled.
"That's too big to be your brain."
Wufei laughed. A large gust of wind came blowing in and the three guys hid
behind their desks.
"IT'S THE ALIENS!!" Trowa yelled.
"IT'S HITLER!!" Wufei yelled.
"IT'S THE KILLER TOMATOES FROM
URANUS WHO WANT THEIR COUSINS BACK ON ACCOUNT OF I ATE THEM LAST TUESDAY WITH
MY FRIES!!" Duo yelled as Trowa and Wufei gave him a weird look.
"What? I didn't do nothing!" Duo
shrugged. Trowa started laughing.
"Heheh. You said Uranus. Heh." The
gust of wind was from the helicopter that Hilde had stolen from the traffic
reporter guy who she had tied up and put in the back of the helicopter.
"I am sooooo incredibly sorry sir.
I swear my friend isn't crazy she is just trying to find my other friends. What
I'm trying to say is I am REALLY sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
sorry…" Quatre said apologising to the guy.
"Okay okay! Don't worry about it!
Just shuddup!"
"DUOOOO!! ARE YOU IN THERE?!"
Hilde yelled, her voice booming over the school.
"AH!" Duo screamed.
"What is it?" Wufei asked.
"It's…Hilde!" Duo said. Trowa
started crying. Hilde ran out of the now landed helicopter and pulled Duo by
his ear.
"Aw man…" Duo said.
"Don't you dare talk like that in
front of me!" Hilde yelled. The sun rose above the city making the sky a
pinkie-orange colour. Suddenly the three guys were back to normal.
"That. Was. Weird." Wufei said
walking off home. "I dunno what I was drinking but I think I've just been sworn
off the outside of my house forever."
"Hilde? What happened?" Duo asked,
putting on an innocent face. However Trowa was in a different mood.
"YES!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!! THE
SPELL WORE OFF!! I'M FREE!!! FREEEEEEE!!! HAHAHA!!" Trowa said doing different
varieties of happy dances.
"What happened?" Duo asked again.
Heero whispered in Duo's ear. "HE DID WHAT?!" Duo yelled.
"Calm down Duo!" Hilde yelled.
"Sure babe." Duo replied. Although
Duo had some other plans for Trowa as his eyes shifted evilly.
**I'll get you Trowa. Oh it's
true. It's true.**
THE END.
Ah that's it!! Finito!!
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