As I said, this isn't my fanfic. It is, instead, a script of one of the dumbest thing ever made. I love it. ^_^
Note: I didn't exactly ask Inhabitant's permission to write this...then again, I don't think he'd care. :) Please don't sue me, I'm broke.
Note: There are no llamas in this story.
Note: READ IT ALREADY!!! THERE'S ONLY FIVE LINES!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!? Eh heh...sorry.
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4 YOUR LLAMA AWARD CONSIDERATION
Quakeguy1: Come on AJ, let's go kill that ogre that killed mommy and daddy!
Quakeguy2: Yeah! I wanna kill 'im! Because he did that...really, really, really bad, bad...thing, you know!
-=WORST PLOT=-
-=WORST ACTING=-
-=WORST ACTOR=-
[The two Quakeguys run ten feet and jump into a pit facing the ogre]
Quakeguy1: Now we kill you.
Quakeguy2: Yeah, we're gonna beat you up so bad your grilled chese sandwich is gonna feel it, man, and your dog, too!
-=WORST LINE=-
[The two pull out axes and kill the ogre]
-=WORST MOVIE=-
CREATED BY: INHABITANT
HONORARY LLAMA???
Quakeguy1: Now how the hell do we get out of here?
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Okay, so I lied. :) I meant five lines of dialogue, though. So THERE! :)
If you really enjoyed this (for some bizarre reason ^_-), it can be found, along with other assorted Stuff, at www.planetquake.com/cineplex. Please note that to view it, you will need the original Quake (then again,who doesn't?)
Note: I didn't exactly ask Inhabitant's permission to write this...then again, I don't think he'd care. :) Please don't sue me, I'm broke.
Note: There are no llamas in this story.
Note: READ IT ALREADY!!! THERE'S ONLY FIVE LINES!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!? Eh heh...sorry.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
4 YOUR LLAMA AWARD CONSIDERATION
Quakeguy1: Come on AJ, let's go kill that ogre that killed mommy and daddy!
Quakeguy2: Yeah! I wanna kill 'im! Because he did that...really, really, really bad, bad...thing, you know!
-=WORST PLOT=-
-=WORST ACTING=-
-=WORST ACTOR=-
[The two Quakeguys run ten feet and jump into a pit facing the ogre]
Quakeguy1: Now we kill you.
Quakeguy2: Yeah, we're gonna beat you up so bad your grilled chese sandwich is gonna feel it, man, and your dog, too!
-=WORST LINE=-
[The two pull out axes and kill the ogre]
-=WORST MOVIE=-
CREATED BY: INHABITANT
HONORARY LLAMA???
Quakeguy1: Now how the hell do we get out of here?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Okay, so I lied. :) I meant five lines of dialogue, though. So THERE! :)
If you really enjoyed this (for some bizarre reason ^_-), it can be found, along with other assorted Stuff, at www.planetquake.com/cineplex. Please note that to view it, you will need the original Quake (then again,who doesn't?)