By: Codii
*Insert disclaimer for Digimon as well as Scary Movie here*
You know the routine... R&R.
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*Briiiiiing*Briiiiiiiiing*
Placing the pan of Jiffypop on the stove, Takenouchi Sora picked up the cordless phone. ''Hello?''
''What's your favorite scary movie?''
''Hmm... My favorite... That'd have to be 'Mesmermon's Castle'..''
''Really? Isn't that the one with those teenagers screwing their brains out?''
''Yep..''
''Waitaminute... Weren't you one of the stars!?''
''Yep..''
*Brrrrraaaaappp*
''What was that?''
''Oh, I'm making popcorn...''
''No, that other noise.''
''Oh, I farted. I didn't think you'd hear.''
''..I'm gonna cut you up!''
''Whaaaat?''
''I wanna see what your insides look like!''
''Try page 74!''
~Scene switches to the ominously robed killer, holding a 'Playboy' magazine. The inset falls out, having kinky pictures of Sora.~
''Oh, yeah... And you didn't lock the door...''
Running to the door, she frantically hit it, then locked it.
''I'm in the house...''
''AUGH!'' Running out onto the porch, she hid behind a curtain-ed pane of glass. Cautiously turning around, she looked through another pane. ''AH!'' The killer saw her, and stabbed through the window.
She started running. He latched onto her sweater, but it tore off, leaving her running in a skimpy bra. Tossing the bra aside, he started chasing her again. This time, he latched onto her skirt, which also tore off.
For some odd reason, the sprinkler system went off. And, the whole cleansing slow-mo went off. Tossing her hair back, she took like a little shower, before she started running again.
Catching up to her, the killer stabbed her in the chest. But, when he pulled the knife out, there was a huge blob of silicone on it. ''Eeeew!'' Hesitating, he picked it off, throwing it into the yard.
Running out into the road, Sora saw her mom's car coming, with one of her mom's many pimps driving. ''Mom!''
THe pimp wasn't looking, and managed to hit Sora, knocking her back into the yard.
''Did you hear something?'' Sora's mother picked her head up.
''No!'' And he shoved her head back down to his crotch.
The killer slashed the knife down... And,
M o v i e
Saga
Begins