the brain triangle

A/N: This is a fic by StarFig.  At first I wasn't going to post this but KittyAngel convinced me

to.  Part two later : If I get Reveiws (if I don't I will fall over and die L)

The Brain Triangle

Part 1

Setting:  A hall in Hogwarts at night, Harry, Hermoine, and Ron are under the invisibility cloak

Harry: Psst, do you hear something?

Hermoine: No! What is it?

Harry: Well it sounds like a --

(A HUGE WING SLIPS AROUND A DOOR AND SNATCHES RON AND HERMIONE)

The wing: MWAHAHAHA! REVENGE IS MINE!!!!

Harry:  AAH! What was that? (He notices that his friends are gone) OOOH NOOOOO!  They've been kidnapped!  I must save them!

Scene 2:

A mad scientists lab

Ron: LET US GO, YOU, THING!

Herm: YEAH! OR ELSE I'LL PUT A SPELL ON YOU!

The Thing: MWAHAHA! I can now test my invention! (Pulls a black cloak from his head, and GASP!!)

Herm: it's , it's, Buckbeak!

Ron: WHAT THE –

Herm:  BUCKBEAK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT"S WRONG WITH YOU??

Buckbeak:  Oh, It's very simple, I'm getting revenge on Hagrid for almost letting those morons behead me... so now I shall torture his Friends!! MWAHAHAHA!!

Ron: Will you stop with the stupid laugh already!

Herm:  H-how are you going to torture us?

Buckbeak:  WITH THE BRAIN SUCKER! (dun dun dun! Ron is forced into a Plexiglas cage, and buck beak flips a switch….)

Herm: NOOOOO!

Ron: NOOOOO!

Bucky:  YESSSSSSS!

KABOOM!

Herm: Ron are you ok?

Ron: Bakock?

Herm: AHH! BUCKY WHAT DID YOU DO TO RON!?!?

Bucky:  I transplanted his brain for a chicken's!

Herm: (gasping) but.. what will you do with the chicken??

Bucky:  Give it your brain of course!! MWA HAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

Herm: (Being forced into a Plexiglas cage) NOOOO!

Bucky: YESSSSS!

Ron: Bacock? (the switch is flipped)

KABOOM!!!

Bucky: IT WORKED!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chicken: Buckbeak! YOU MADE ME A CHICKEN!!! HOW COULD YOU??

Ron: Bacock?

Bucky: Now my minions, to complete the brain transplant circle… (Gives Ron's brain to Herm's head) MWAHAHAHA!!!

Herm-who-now-has-Ron's-brain: STOP WITH THE STUPID LAUGH!

Ron-with-the-chicken-brain: Bacock?

The chicken-with-Herms-brain: This is an outrage! Worse than cruelty to house elves, even! Me,  Hermione, with a chicken body!

(Just then, Harry Bursts in, and to his delight finds Herm and Ron in one piece, but little does he know…)

2 be continued…